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My true love unleashed...

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beauregard, Aug 15, 2005.

  1. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Simon Cowell: *hits buzzer and lights up a red X above Jeanette's head* You do NOT have America's next big talent...
  2. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    JEANETTE: Yeah, well, you say that to just about everybody... you know what's so oxymoronic about you? You always ridicule every Tom, Dick, and Alvin who you claim don't any talent... but, just out of curiosity, do you think YOU could do any better? Do you think YOU have any talent?

    SNOWSEPH: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Simon Cowell: You wanna mess with my accent, young lady? Because that's my talent, sweetie...
  4. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    JEANETTE: Oh please, the only one on this planet who has the ability to turn accents into a talent is David Ogden Stiers!

    CHARLES EMERSON WINCHESTER: David Ogden Stiers... David Og... where have I heard that name before?

    ALEX: *Chuckles*
  5. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Alex: WHOOOO! Ya got that right! That and uh, smirking while rubbing your chest..... :confused:

    Alex: *in a fit of laughter, suddenly notices Squeak dancing with Snowth and stops laughing* A-hem. Mind if I cut in? *begins dancing with Snowth*

    Charles: *scowls and begins to drink a glass of cognac*

    XP
  6. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    SNOWSEPH: Oh, hello!

    ALEX: What brings you to this lovely ballroom this evening?

    SNOWSEPH: I was wanting to dance with that little cutie over there...

    *Jeanette tries to sneak out again, until Simon shows up*

    SIMON: There you are!

    JEANETTE: S-s-s-s-simon...? Wh-what are you doing here?

    SIMON: I was looking for you.

    JEANETTE: *Smiles* Really?

    SNOWSEPH: *Quietly* Crap!
  7. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Alex: You know she's a chipmunk, right? ...... So.... having a nice time?
  8. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    SNOWSEPH: Yeah, kinda...

    CHARLES: Excuse me.

    SNOWSEPH: Oh, sorry baldy, she wants me right now.

    CHARLES: "Baldy"? You pathetic little twerp, do you realize to WHOM you are speaking to? I am Charles Emerson Winchester III!

    SNOWSEPH: Joy to the world.

    ALEX: I'll see you later... *Winks*

    CHARLES: *Clears throat* Very well, I'll... wait for you by the punch table. *Smirks and walks away*

    SNOWSEPH: See ya, Chuck!
  9. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Charles: Chuck indeed! Why that insolent little....... I don't care how much he may resemble Radar...... Chuck! BAH! *glares as he watches Snowth and Alex dance*
  10. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    ALEX: OW!

    SNOWTH: Sorry, two left feet you know.

    ALEX: Then why did you even come here in the first place?

    SNOWTH: I already told you, and I don't chew my cabbage twice... you ain't heard the last of Ernest T. Bass *Chuckles*

    ALEX: Oh you silly noodle!

    *Meanwhile*

    SIMON: May I have this dance?

    JEANETTE: Oh... oh yes, yes, yes!
  11. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Alex: Looks like someone's out to steal your girl over there.....

    Charles: I wish someone would steal HIM.... maybe a gag and some rope.... trunk of a car...... hmmm......

    Alex: *gives Charles a "don't get any ideas" kind of look*
  12. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    SNOWTH: Well, actually, to him, he think's I'M the one stealing HIS girl... what are you looking at?

    ALEX: Oh, nothing...

    CHARLES: *Scoffs* This punch is absolutely dreadful, don't you have any hundred-year-old Brandy?

    PEPE: Oh, but this is a family forum, hokay? We don't serve an of those kinds of beverages that make you go all muy loco!
  13. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Charles: *pulls out his wallet* See this? I will pay you quite nicely if you can bring me some good Congac!

    Pepe: No can do! Now uh, maybe if you bring a sexy womens, hokay? Then we talk!

    Charles: *looks at Alex and Jeannette* I can bring you TWO beautiful girls if you get me the Cognac!

    Pepe: Oh, two? Why, dat is better than I imagined hokay! Come come come, let me see the womens hokay!

    Charles: Oh no you dont! First the Cognac, then the women....
  14. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    PEPE: Jou are a shure negotiator... I bring jou d'booze, jou hand over de womens, hokay?

    CHARLES: I'm a Winchester, a WINCHESTER...

    PEPE: And I am King Prawn, hokay?

    CHARLES: The Cognac?

    PEPE: Oh, si, si... uno moment, hokay? *Runs*

    CHARLES: *Chuckles* One born every minute.

    *Meanwhile*

    ALEX: I don't like this.

    SNOWTH: I'm dancing the best I can.

    ALEX: Nonononononono... I think Charles is up to something.

    SNOWTH: Ah, what could he possibly up to?
  15. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Alex: He's got that "I just swindled somebody" look.......

    Charles: *talking to Jeannette about something*

    Alex: What the - don't tell me HE's got the hots for her, too? I don't think I can stand this kind of competition....
  16. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Caitlyn: *dances in with Lips* Isn't this great, Lips?

    Lips: It sure is...

    Caitlyn: *sighs contently* Our first date...

    Photographer: *snaps a picture and then runs off*

    Caitlyn: ... darn the paparazzi...
  17. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    SNOWTH: MAN! EVERYBODY'S wanting to keep me away from that little angel!

    CHARLES: Ah Alex, may I have your hand once more?
  18. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Alex: Why, certainly! Excuse me, Snowth. *takes Charles' hand*

    Charles: Alex, my dear, I wonder if you might do me a favor. You see, that fellow over there *points at Pepe* is in dire need of a beautiful young lady, and I thought maybe you might be willing to give him a shot?

    Alex: Charles, youre kidding right? Me and Pepe? I came here with YOU, remember?

    Charles: ....... Yes, but of course! Why I never meant......

    Alex: Charles, I suggest you find the crustacean someone else.

    Charles: Well, I'm sure I could.... would you excuse me a moment? *walks over to Jeannette* Excuse me, Miss uh... Chippette. I was wondering if you might do me a favor?
  19. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Caitlyn: So... ah... how's life?

    Lips: ... it's all right. What about you?

    Caitlyn: I can't think of anything else to say. -_-
  20. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    Alex, you stole Snowseph away from me! *Speaking in chinese accent that'd make any China man cry* For this, you must be punished, Charles lover!

    *Tackles Alex* XD


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