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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beauregard, Aug 15, 2005.
Simon Cowell: You wanna mess with my accent, young lady? Because that's my talent, sweetie...
JEANETTE: Oh please, the only one on this planet who has the ability to turn accents into a talent is David Ogden Stiers!
CHARLES EMERSON WINCHESTER: David Ogden Stiers... David Og... where have I heard that name before?
Alex: WHOOOO! Ya got that right! That and uh, smirking while rubbing your chest.....
Alex: *in a fit of laughter, suddenly notices Squeak dancing with Snowth and stops laughing* A-hem. Mind if I cut in? *begins dancing with Snowth*
Charles: *scowls and begins to drink a glass of cognac*
SNOWSEPH: Oh, hello!
ALEX: What brings you to this lovely ballroom this evening?
SNOWSEPH: I was wanting to dance with that little cutie over there...
*Jeanette tries to sneak out again, until Simon shows up*
SIMON: There you are!
JEANETTE: S-s-s-s-simon...? Wh-what are you doing here?
SIMON: I was looking for you.
JEANETTE: *Smiles* Really?
SNOWSEPH: *Quietly* Crap!
Alex: You know she's a chipmunk, right? ...... So.... having a nice time?
SNOWSEPH: Yeah, kinda...
CHARLES: Excuse me.
SNOWSEPH: Oh, sorry baldy, she wants me right now.
CHARLES: "Baldy"? You pathetic little twerp, do you realize to WHOM you are speaking to? I am Charles Emerson Winchester III!
SNOWSEPH: Joy to the world.
ALEX: I'll see you later... *Winks*
CHARLES: *Clears throat* Very well, I'll... wait for you by the punch table. *Smirks and walks away*
SNOWSEPH: See ya, Chuck!
Charles: Chuck indeed! Why that insolent little....... I don't care how much he may resemble Radar...... Chuck! BAH! *glares as he watches Snowth and Alex dance*
SNOWTH: Sorry, two left feet you know.
ALEX: Then why did you even come here in the first place?
SNOWTH: I already told you, and I don't chew my cabbage twice... you ain't heard the last of Ernest T. Bass *Chuckles*
ALEX: Oh you silly noodle!
SIMON: May I have this dance?
JEANETTE: Oh... oh yes, yes, yes!
Alex: Looks like someone's out to steal your girl over there.....
Charles: I wish someone would steal HIM.... maybe a gag and some rope.... trunk of a car...... hmmm......
Alex: *gives Charles a "don't get any ideas" kind of look*
SNOWTH: Well, actually, to him, he think's I'M the one stealing HIS girl... what are you looking at?
ALEX: Oh, nothing...
CHARLES: *Scoffs* This punch is absolutely dreadful, don't you have any hundred-year-old Brandy?
PEPE: Oh, but this is a family forum, hokay? We don't serve an of those kinds of beverages that make you go all muy loco!
Charles: *pulls out his wallet* See this? I will pay you quite nicely if you can bring me some good Congac!
Pepe: No can do! Now uh, maybe if you bring a sexy womens, hokay? Then we talk!
Charles: *looks at Alex and Jeannette* I can bring you TWO beautiful girls if you get me the Cognac!
Pepe: Oh, two? Why, dat is better than I imagined hokay! Come come come, let me see the womens hokay!
Charles: Oh no you dont! First the Cognac, then the women....
PEPE: Jou are a shure negotiator... I bring jou d'booze, jou hand over de womens, hokay?
CHARLES: I'm a Winchester, a WINCHESTER...
PEPE: And I am King Prawn, hokay?
CHARLES: The Cognac?
PEPE: Oh, si, si... uno moment, hokay? *Runs*
CHARLES: *Chuckles* One born every minute.
ALEX: I don't like this.
SNOWTH: I'm dancing the best I can.
ALEX: Nonononononono... I think Charles is up to something.
SNOWTH: Ah, what could he possibly up to?
Alex: He's got that "I just swindled somebody" look.......
Charles: *talking to Jeannette about something*
Alex: What the - don't tell me HE's got the hots for her, too? I don't think I can stand this kind of competition....
Caitlyn: *dances in with Lips* Isn't this great, Lips?
Lips: It sure is...
Caitlyn: *sighs contently* Our first date...
Photographer: *snaps a picture and then runs off*
Caitlyn: ... darn the paparazzi...
SNOWTH: MAN! EVERYBODY'S wanting to keep me away from that little angel!
CHARLES: Ah Alex, may I have your hand once more?
Alex: Why, certainly! Excuse me, Snowth. *takes Charles' hand*
Charles: Alex, my dear, I wonder if you might do me a favor. You see, that fellow over there *points at Pepe* is in dire need of a beautiful young lady, and I thought maybe you might be willing to give him a shot?
Alex: Charles, youre kidding right? Me and Pepe? I came here with YOU, remember?
Charles: ....... Yes, but of course! Why I never meant......
Alex: Charles, I suggest you find the crustacean someone else.
Charles: Well, I'm sure I could.... would you excuse me a moment? *walks over to Jeannette* Excuse me, Miss uh... Chippette. I was wondering if you might do me a favor?
Caitlyn: So... ah... how's life?
Lips: ... it's all right. What about you?
Caitlyn: I can't think of anything else to say. -_-
Alex, you stole Snowseph away from me! *Speaking in chinese accent that'd make any China man cry* For this, you must be punished, Charles lover!
*Tackles Alex* XD
Ember McLain: *dancing with Ron Stoppable* Let me guess: your original date couldn't make it, and the other person that you wanted to dance with is already dancing with somebody else.
Ron Stoppable: Wow! How'd ya guess?
Ember: I didn't. It happened to me, too...
*Caitlyn and Lips dance by*
Caitlyn: ... Okay, I'd never thought I'd see them actually dancing together.
Lips: Why? What's wrong with it?
Caitlyn: Well, duh, there like siblings: he unknowingly gets on her nerves!
Ember: How true.
OOF! Oh yeah? *tackles Claudia* XP Don't make me bring the power of the fighting Irish down upon you!
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