My true love unleashed...

[JaniceFerSure]

Dee: *to Mrs. Emily Bear* Don't you mean choo choo choo? Hey Macarena!

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: I think someone de-railed their humour.
Me: That joke seemed engine-eered.
Mildred: Yours was worse.
Me: No!
Mildred: Oh, yes.
Me: *swings under chandeliers*

 

[theprawncracker]

Hilda: Oh Ryan you dance like a king! Did you take lessons?

Me: Yes, thank you for noticing.

Hilda: Who was your teacher?

Me: Him*I point to Animal*

Animal: One two three dip!

Hilda: What have I gotten myself into?

 

[Beauregard]

Me: And, Quick Step...
Mildred:...to the left to avoid your great toes.
Me: Sorry about that. So, you know much about dancing?
Mildred: One, two, three, slide.
Me: I agree, it's all swings and roundabouts to me.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Oh Hilda, do you mind if I pop the question?

Hilda: Oh no, I've heard this joke before!

Me: Oh, ok, if you insist. *throws wedding ring behind back*

 

[Vibs]

After all Vibs is here *cracks up* Never mind...

Me: Animal, if some guy was being really rude to you what would you do then? Would you,

A. Pretend you didn't hear it.
B. Frown and say in a very sarcastic way "HA ha I am DYING with laughter..."
or would you...
C. take a terrifying revenge?

Animal: ...

EAT DRUMBS!!!!

Me: ... Yeah I guess I could also just eat him... um...

 

[Beauregard]

Me: Mildred, would you mind if I popped the questian?
Mildred: No, do go on.
Me: Ok. *ulls a pin and pops a horse-riding-baloon*
Mildred: I don't get it...
Me: Popped the equestrian.
Mildred: O-oh. Funny.

 

[Vibs]

Me: I.... ANimal.... I don't know how to say this but....

Animal: SAY!!! SAY!!!!!

Me: um, okay if you insist... Not only am I in love with you, I think I.... I... I think I want to marry you....

Animal: MARRY? MEEEERRY CHRISTMAAAAS!! HA HA HA AH AH HA!!!

Me: ... Um... well we could get married at christmas yeah...

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: You are a very british britisher, no?
Me: Yes.
Mildred: What did you think of Prince Charles marrying Camilla?
Me: I think Gonzo will be jealous...

 

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: (Hiding behind the stage) Psst! Hey Beau, pass me a drink!