My true love unleashed...

[Krazedmuppet]

hey hey... the dance... you with the kicking... can.. can... something... can something.... you know 1-3 KICK! (kickes over a chair, slips on dress) gotta lift your dress up first, ya know?

 

[Krazedmuppet]

D'SNOWTH: (*Tries* to dance, while still drunk) Y'know sompin? It's a good ting That Announcer ain't here, or he'd snitch on me...

Snich to who?

 

[D'Snowth]

D'SNOWTH: (Still drunk) Aw, I didn't me dress, hang on, I'll just go see my bud, Klinger...but first, hey punchtender, hit me again!
PUNCHTENDER: You've had QUITE enough Mr. Snowth!
D'SNOWTH: Shut up and hit me again!
PUNCHTENDER: All right, you asked for it...(Knocks D'Snowth out cold),

 

[Krazedmuppet]

(about drunk, but more just VERY tipsy) oh man... that was my date you just knocked out my date... now who can I dance with....

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Can someone ask for those two to be excused from this dance floor?
Me: Vibs, Animal you must go.
Mildred: No, no. Not them. Excuse them. *points with chin*
Me: Excuse me you two. *to Mildred* Why? Did I burp?
Mildred: Later...

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hilda darling will you knit me a sweater?

Hilda: But Ryan, it's the middle of summer.

Me: Yes, but D'Snowth was knocked out cold, and all of the sudden I'm freezing!

 

[Krazedmuppet]

OH WHO WILL DANCE WITH ME?
Wont somebody dance with me,
Start up a romance with me
Just someone to care,
Someone some where wo will dance with me?!

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Tell me, do you have means to suport a family?
Me: Means? I have an entire dictionary.
Mildred: O-oh.

 

[Vibs]

Me: *singing* I am 16 going on 17 innocent as a rooose...

Animal: A MOOSE!!!!

Me: um...... *singing* Fellows I meet will tell me I'm sweet and willingly I beliiiieeeeevveee...

Animal: LA LA LA!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Me: ... um... *singing* I can't give you anything but loooooooove Baby...

Animal: YOU GO BYE BYE!???

Me: Um... no... I.... I don't... err....?

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hilda, did you know the Rolling Stones are going on tour again?

Hilda: Oh no! Not again! *Giant boulders roll over Hilda and I*