I still see the K&P split as a stunt for the show, so they are the married couple. Chapter one The cord-less phone rang as Kermit was about to check his email. "Hi-ho," Kermit greeted into the phone. "Yes, I got the news....Well, I don't know. I'm supposed to be on my honey moon. Look..." He turned to see Piggy leaning her head against the wall. Her golden hair was tied up in a ponytail and she wore a sweater and sweat pants. "Well, it looks like you're gonna have to get it done yourself because I'm not going to ruining my moments with my new wife." He hung up the phone and turned to her. "I guess I should start packing." Piggy said, walking to him. "No," Kermit told her. "I'm not going take this away." He kissed her head. "I love you." "Love you." Piggy said. He smiled at her. "Let's sit on the couch." She nodded. Kermit pulled her closer. "You know what? When we get back, we'll be so different. I have no idea what will happen. I got a feeling that it's gonna be perfect." She snuggled against him; her head on his lap, her arms around his legs tightly. "Vou are stuck." He rubbed her head 'til she fell into her beauty sleep. "Sweet dreams, my love." A few hours later... Kermit was fixing dinner when he heard a scream. He dropped everything, making a mess, and ran into the living room. He hopped down to Piggy. "What's going on?" He asked. No response. "Honey, what's going on?" "Bad dream." She studdered. He rubbed her cheecks and hugged her. "Oh..." the frog said. What is he supposed to do?