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(Oscar is inside his trash can. Gordon and Susan are sitting on the steps of 123 with some kids.)
Gordon: Hi! Welcome to Sesame Street! It's a beautiful day today and...
(Oscar pops out of his trash can)
Oscar: Ding dong, you're wrong! It's going to be an absolutely rotten day! And I'm gonna love it! Heh heh heh.
Gordon: Oh, Oscar! Why do you have to spoil everyone's good time?
Oscar: 'Cause my old buddy Bruno is bringing in a brand new pile of trash just for me! And I'm leaving it out to share with all of YOU! Heh heh heh heh!!!!
Susan: Oscar! You can't do that!
Gordon: You'd be making a mess!
Oscar: Oh yeah, Curly? Watch me! There's gonna be a brand new pile of yucky trash on this street, all for me! Heh heh heh!
(At that moment, Bruno shuffles on the Street, hauling a wheelbarrow filled with a huge pile of trash. On top of the pile are two rodent-like creatures who we know from another show.)
Philo: Five star service, eh, Gunge?
Gunge: Eh, you bet, Philo! Move it on in there, Bruno!
Bruno: END OF THE ROAD. (drops the wheelbarrow, Philo, and Gunge with a thud.)
Gunge: That guy gets no tip.
(During this time, most of the other Muppets and people on the street have joined Susan, Gordon, and Oscar to see what the commotion is.)
Luis: Hola! Welcome to Sesame Street! Who are you guys?
Gunge: (motioning to Philo) Allow us to introduce ourselves! He's Philo...
Philo: (motioning to Gunge) And he's Gunge...
P & G: And we are the assistants to the all-knowing, all-seeing, all hearing TRASH HEAP! Nyeeeaaaahhhhh!!!
Oscar: You mean to say that this pile of trash TALKS?
Bob: I wouldn't be surprised. Stranger things have happened on Sesame Street.
Big Bird: Should we believe them? After all, no one believed me about Snuffy being real for a long time.
(As soon as Big Bird says this, the Trash Heap comes to life.)
Trash Heap: Hello, everybody! Thank you for making a Trash Heap feel so welcome!
Philo: Marjorie, how did ya like the trip?
Trash Heap: It was lovely, thank you, dear.
Maria: The trash heap TALKS?
Oscar: I don't believe this! I got a talking trash heap as a neighbor! I think...
Gordon: Yes, Oscar?
Oscar: I think...I'M IN LOVE!!!
(Oscar then sings "I Love Trash")
Marjory: Oh, how CHARMING!
Maria: Oscar?!
Telly: CHARMING?!!
Maria: This is going to be interesting.
(Anyone else want to pick up on this?)
Gordon: Hi! Welcome to Sesame Street! It's a beautiful day today and...
(Oscar pops out of his trash can)
Oscar: Ding dong, you're wrong! It's going to be an absolutely rotten day! And I'm gonna love it! Heh heh heh.
Gordon: Oh, Oscar! Why do you have to spoil everyone's good time?
Oscar: 'Cause my old buddy Bruno is bringing in a brand new pile of trash just for me! And I'm leaving it out to share with all of YOU! Heh heh heh heh!!!!
Susan: Oscar! You can't do that!
Gordon: You'd be making a mess!
Oscar: Oh yeah, Curly? Watch me! There's gonna be a brand new pile of yucky trash on this street, all for me! Heh heh heh!
(At that moment, Bruno shuffles on the Street, hauling a wheelbarrow filled with a huge pile of trash. On top of the pile are two rodent-like creatures who we know from another show.)
Philo: Five star service, eh, Gunge?
Gunge: Eh, you bet, Philo! Move it on in there, Bruno!
Bruno: END OF THE ROAD. (drops the wheelbarrow, Philo, and Gunge with a thud.)
Gunge: That guy gets no tip.
(During this time, most of the other Muppets and people on the street have joined Susan, Gordon, and Oscar to see what the commotion is.)
Luis: Hola! Welcome to Sesame Street! Who are you guys?
Gunge: (motioning to Philo) Allow us to introduce ourselves! He's Philo...
Philo: (motioning to Gunge) And he's Gunge...
P & G: And we are the assistants to the all-knowing, all-seeing, all hearing TRASH HEAP! Nyeeeaaaahhhhh!!!
Oscar: You mean to say that this pile of trash TALKS?
Bob: I wouldn't be surprised. Stranger things have happened on Sesame Street.
Big Bird: Should we believe them? After all, no one believed me about Snuffy being real for a long time.
(As soon as Big Bird says this, the Trash Heap comes to life.)
Trash Heap: Hello, everybody! Thank you for making a Trash Heap feel so welcome!
Philo: Marjorie, how did ya like the trip?
Trash Heap: It was lovely, thank you, dear.
Maria: The trash heap TALKS?
Oscar: I don't believe this! I got a talking trash heap as a neighbor! I think...
Gordon: Yes, Oscar?
Oscar: I think...I'M IN LOVE!!!
(Oscar then sings "I Love Trash")
Marjory: Oh, how CHARMING!
Maria: Oscar?!
Telly: CHARMING?!!
Maria: This is going to be interesting.
(Anyone else want to pick up on this?)
This is very good.