Hi-Lo Jaz the human here. Its been a while but here I am! Again... (I'm trying not to make a big intro because I don't want to lose the words I'm gonna write ) Here we go! In the icy depths of Sibera was a lonely Gulag. It housed many inmates of various shapes and sizes. The most popular one was the famous Constantine, who after getting arrested, was in there for a year. Today was the day they planned yet another escape. He sat silently in his cell with Dominic Badguy, his double crossing partner. "... So I looked over these plans... Are you sure about this? I mean won't you miss anyone?" Asked Dominic. Constantine glanced over at him and looked away. "The world's most dangerous frog does not miss anyone." Constantine scoffed. Dominic sat in silence for a moment, then glanced up at the Miss Piggy poster Constantine had plastered on the wall. "Are you trying to get back to her?" He asked. Constantine glared at him. "That PIG can go fall in a HOLE for all I care. I am uninterested in her." Dominic had a look of disbelief. "Oh really?" "Yes this is correct." Constantine replied with a sharp tongue. Dominic thought for a moment. "Such a shame really..." Constantine looked over at him, his face full of questions. "She was really looking forward to having a karate session with you." Dominic said nonchalantly. All Constantine could envision was Miss Piggy. Her beautiful curls falling to her shoulders and her baby blue eyes sparkled while staring into his. A smile on her face caused him to turn red. What a woman... "Hello...?" Dominic interrupted. Constantine snapped out of his trance with a blush. "N-Number Two! Do not interrupt me when I am dreaming about--" He cut himself off. "About what? Number One?" A sly smile crept on Dominic's face. Constantine sighed. "Alright, fine. MAAAAAYBE I have SMALL feelings for pig. But it does not matter. She has Kyermet. It is unimportant." Dominic could only shake his head. Oh how his boss was stubborn. Meanwhile, Kermit and Piggy were at it again. "...So you DO like Constantine!" "I do NOT EL TOADO!" "You said it on that interview!" "MAYBE I was just JOKING for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!" "YEAH RIGHT!" A door slam was heard, and so was a sigh. Kermit came downstairs and sat in-between Fozzie and Jaz who were on the couch eating snacks and watching Family Feud. "You know Kermit," Jaz paused to ingest a handful of cheese curls. "Miss Piggy is pretty sensitive. You probably should've handled that better." "Its not like I chased after her or anything." Jaz and Fozzie only shook their heads. Oh how their boss was stubborn.