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RedDragon

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*radio turns on*

Welcome to my talk show. I'm RedDragon and this is PAPS.

What is PAPS you ask? It is the Pluto As a Planet Society: Fighting science and striving for familiarity...

My Very Exceptional Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas. As a kid I used this simple phase to remember the order of the planets. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. Everyone one was taught and learned that there where nine planets and none of us questioned this fact...But now my world, or should I say universe, has been turned upside down. Now they tell me Pluto is longer a planet. That it is not up to snuff with the qualifications. I say Pluto has been doing a fine job at being a planet. It must be hard to be so far from the sun, all alone out there, having to deal with the short jokes. But he has hung in there and done his best. I think its unfair to fire him after his hundreds of years of good service...

But now let's here from our viewers...

<presses a button>

Hello caller 1, you're on PAPS. What have you got to say on the matter?...
 

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Yeah hi, this is D'Snowth of some of you now know where I live thanks to a bunch of jerks. Do you take requests?
 

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......requests? This is talk radio...We don't play music...Do have anything to say on the matter of Pluto being a planet?
 

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<nods gravely> We all do my friend. We all do...
 

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Now a moment of silence for our deseased (I dont think I spelled that right) friend Pluto.
 

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Sgt Floyd said:
Now a moment of silence for our deseased (I dont think I spelled that right) friend Pluto.
Well I would like to offer my most sincere condolences to Mickey, Donald, Goofy and the rest of the gang on the recent passing of our friend Pluto. Furryredmonster was right. He's going to be sadly missed:cry:

Sorry Red Dragon. I couldn't resist that one. But seriously may I say that as far as I'm concerned Pluto is definitely a true planet.
 

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RD: We have a special guest today...Pluto is he to tell us what he feels about the matter...Welcome Pluto. Thank you for joining us today.

Pluto: Woof!

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Pluto: Woof woof!

*muffled voice* RD: That's the wrong Pluto!

*muffled voice* What?

*muffled voice* RD: I wanted the planet not the dog!

Pluto: Roof!

*muffled voice* Who called the wrong Pluto?!

*Very muffled voice* Sorry...

*muffled voice* RD: Oh bother...

*muffled voice* Just keep going...

RD: So...Pluto...how do you feel about the demotion of the planet by the same name?

Pluto: Wroof, woof rof arf bark bark arf garf barf. Woof woof!

RD: Ri-ight...Caller #3 you're on with Pluto...
 

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Uh yeah, I'd like a large supreme with stuft crust, and an extra side of the ranch and garlic sauce, and a large coke to go.
 

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<headslap> Wrong number...<hangs up>
Caller #2 you're on...
 
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