Hi everyone this is Dominic. I'm here to tell you folks a frighteningly fun story about my Muppet Friends and I taking on evil monsters. This is my Halloween gift to those who like my stories. This has nothing to do with Paranorman, Paranormal Activity, or any horribly written movie Gonzo would pressure you to see. All we have here is terrible jokes that are scarier than all of the other stuff combined.Here's Chapter 1! Chapter 1 "Look Dominic!"Robin said carving a pumpkin with a Smiley face. "Aw that's so cute!"Dominic said. "Yeah it's gonna be a great Halloween!"Jaz said. "So tell me again Jaz,"Charlene said. "Why do we have to hold back on the horror?" "We have toddlers around,"Jaz said. "We can't have things be too scary." "Oh,"Charlene said. "Ummmmmm Rob..... I don't think you've been listening to Jaz." "What's wrong with a monkey face?"Robbie asked. "Who carved it then?"asked Charlene. "Mwah ha ha ha!"laughed Baby. "I'm the baby gotta love me!" "Maybe I was wrong about the scaring the kids things,"said Jaz.Fozzie came in humming. "Hi guys!"Fozzie said. "Ahhh!"he screamed fainting when he saw the pumpkin. "Maybe we have to worry more about scaring bears,"Charlene said.