Role Play: The 2004 Muppet Holiday Party!

[christyb]

(In front of the store)

*running, heavy breathing

Oh boy. I gotta sit down for a minute.

*sits and rests

Hmm....I gotta go back sometime. I think I'll wait until she's in a better mood. Sheesh, when will I keep my little froggy comments where Piggy can't hear them?

*Walks into store and begins the fitting.

 

[Beth C]

*puts clipboard down and moves some boxes that need to be unpacked around*

Hmm... where did all my helpers go? I could have sworn I saw Pepe, Gonzo, Floyd and Kermit here.

*Lifts a heavy box to bring to the christmas tree*

Ugh!

*Can't see over the box, trips over the hammer and pieces of wood Kermit left on the floor*

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

*The box of ornaments goes flying, lands hard and something inside it breaks. Piggy also falls down hard, wrenching her ankle*

OOOOOWWWW! When I get my hands on that frog he's gonna be sorry!

 

[christyb]

* walks in and sees Piggy trip over the hammer.

Oh my gosh Piggy are you alright?? I could've sworn that I picked those things up. Here let me help you.

* reaches down and helps Piggy up.

While I was in town I picked up some Christmas wreaths I thought you'd might like to use.

*holds out the wreaths as a peace offering.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*Takes wreath from Kermit*

Thissa goer in mabig oven!

 

[christyb]

Sweedish Chef no that's for decoration not cooking! Look I got you another turkey see??

*points to turkey on the floor

So can I have my..er..Piggy's wreath back?

 

[Docnzhoss]

Hey, Piggy, I just sent out those invitations. Don't ask me to do it again though. I was just wrongly accused of chasing after a mailman and was banned from the post office. Hey Floyd, how about livening this place up with some carols?

 

[Beth C]

*limps over to a chair and sits down*

Ow!

Thanks for mailing those, Rowlf. We have only a short time to get things ready. The party is in less than two weeks. Can you get me an ice pack for my foot?

Hey, Floyd, I really need you to go over those musical selections I chose for the party. The list is on my clipboard.

Chef, please don't cook my wreath. It wouldn't taste good. Well, maybe Animal might think it would, but I wouldn't.

*finally turns to Kermit*

You are in trouble, frog.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Cooka wreathfer Aneemal. Bork bork bork.

*Drops wreath and walks into kitchen with turkey to clean up*

On an unrelated topic, am I a good chef? You're all great!!

 

[Docnzhoss]

Here's your ice pack, Piggy. It feels good to play "doctor" again, if you know what I mean. And Chef, you are true to form and crazy as always, I like your style. I agree with Piggy though, a baked wreath is too much even for a dog.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Like,oh wow,I guess I'll be Janice.Fer surely.Heya everybody. What can I do for our festivities Miss Piggy?I'm a good baker,if chef needs help in that area. I'll sing you a lively choir chorus of a Christmas carol.

Adeste fideles,
laeti triumphantes,
Venite, venite in Bethlehem!
Natum videte,
Regem angelorum
Venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus
Dominum.

Cantet nunc Io!
chorus angelorum;
Cantet nunc aula caelestium
Gloria, gloria,
in excelsis Deo
Venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus,
Venite adoremus
Dominum.

Can you get behind it(or like pronounce any of it)?
<laughing>