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Street Season 48
Sesame Street's 48th season
officially began Monday August 6 on PBS. After you see the new episodes,
post here and let us know your thoughts.
Discussion in 'Sesame Street' started by FredMuseumMan7, Jun 27, 2014.
Abra and Kadabra! Get it? Her name is Abby Cadabby!
Might as well...
Hey! You know why Oscar was fired from McDonalds? He refused to sell Happy Meals.
What major Hollywood event would you get by crossing a grouch with Cookie Monster? Oscar Noms.
Telly: Oh, Oscar! Why do you enjoy causing pain so much?
Oscar: Come on, Telly... you can't spell "grouch" without "OUCH!"
What is the only thing that a cast member of Sesame Street can do that you can't? See what's on the other side of the street.
I'll attempt a joke:
Why did Sonny Friendly refuse to join the Birdketeers on their pirate expedition?
Answer: Because he thinks their treasure hunts are bad.
(If you've seen Alphabet Treasure Hunt, Sonny treats Big Bird like a bad contestant. He ignores every obvious thing that Big Bird points out.)
Lol, WHAT? I don't get it..what's the point??
(I'm definitely not being mean here)
What has 1 horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What has 2 horns and gives milk? 2 milk trucks.
What has 3 horns and gives milk? Gladys in a milk truck.
Where did the other milk truck go? Cookie Monster probably ate it or something, I dunno, I'm just doing this on a whim.
I've got another one.
What action flick did both Elmo and Jack Black star in?
Oh...I get that they talked about "Octogon", but I don't know what movie you're making a pun on sorry....
It's a pun of a James Bond film. Its title is...a little too weird to say.
Got a couple more jokes to share, and I'm sort of emulating Drtooth's style this time:
Q: What do you call an insect who uses the Internet?
A: A Tweetlebug!
Q: Who is the most famous game show host from Grouchland?
A: Guy Slimey!
: So what do you do in the morning, Count?
: Well, once I wake up, I count all the wonderful hours of sleep I got overnight. Then, I go get my daily exercise around the castle. But first, I take a bat.
: Bat? Don't you mean a bath?
: No, a bat. They need exercise, too!
Here's another one.
Q: How did Prince feel as a kid when he got to appear on Sesame Street?
A: He wanted to party like it's 1969!
Got another joke!
Which Sesame Street characters are real morning birds?
Hello? Is this thread dead or something? It's not like my jokes are deadpan unfunny.
(Get it...Anything Muppets?)
Ohhhhh I get it haha.
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