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  2. Sesame Street Season 48
    Sesame Street's 48th season officially began Saturday November 18 on HBO. After you see the new episodes, post here and let us know your thoughts.

Sesame Street Jokes

Discussion in 'Sesame Street' started by FredMuseumMan7, Jun 27, 2014.

  1. mimitchi33

    mimitchi33 Active Member

    Abra and Kadabra! Get it? Her name is Abby Cadabby!
  2. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    Might as well...

    Hey! You know why Oscar was fired from McDonalds? He refused to sell Happy Meals.

    What major Hollywood event would you get by crossing a grouch with Cookie Monster? Oscar Noms.

    Telly: Oh, Oscar! Why do you enjoy causing pain so much?
    Oscar: Come on, Telly... you can't spell "grouch" without "OUCH!"

    What is the only thing that a cast member of Sesame Street can do that you can't? See what's on the other side of the street.
  3. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

  4. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    I'll attempt a joke:

    Why did Sonny Friendly refuse to join the Birdketeers on their pirate expedition?
  5. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

  6. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    Answer: Because he thinks their treasure hunts are bad. :laugh:

    (If you've seen Alphabet Treasure Hunt, Sonny treats Big Bird like a bad contestant. He ignores every obvious thing that Big Bird points out.)
  7. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    Lol, WHAT? I don't get it..what's the point??
    (I'm definitely not being mean here)
  8. Bliffenstimmers

    Bliffenstimmers Active Member

    What has 1 horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
    What has 2 horns and gives milk? 2 milk trucks.
    What has 3 horns and gives milk? Gladys in a milk truck.
    Where did the other milk truck go? Cookie Monster probably ate it or something, I dunno, I'm just doing this on a whim.
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  9. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

  10. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    I've got another one.

    What action flick did both Elmo and Jack Black star in?
  11. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

  12. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

  13. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    Oh...I get that they talked about "Octogon", but I don't know what movie you're making a pun on sorry....
  14. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    It's a pun of a James Bond film. Its title is...a little too weird to say. :p

    Got a couple more jokes to share, and I'm sort of emulating Drtooth's style this time:

    Q: What do you call an insect who uses the Internet?
    A: A Tweetlebug!

    Q: Who is the most famous game show host from Grouchland?
    A: Guy Slimey!

    :laugh:: So what do you do in the morning, Count?
    :batty:: Well, once I wake up, I count all the wonderful hours of sleep I got overnight. Then, I go get my daily exercise around the castle. But first, I take a bat.
    :laugh:: Bat? Don't you mean a bath?
    :batty:: No, a bat. They need exercise, too!
  15. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    Here's another one.

    Q: How did Prince feel as a kid when he got to appear on Sesame Street?
    A: He wanted to party like it's 1969!
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  16. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    Got another joke!

    Which Sesame Street characters are real morning birds?
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  17. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    Hello? Is this thread dead or something? It's not like my jokes are deadpan unfunny. :concern:
  18. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

  19. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member


    (Get it...Anything Muppets?)
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  20. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    Ohhhhh I get it haha.:)

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