FYI--the whole "waiting for marriage" thing didn't wasn't really a Christian thing. I was a "societal" thing, because it was understood, even thousands of years ago, that families and societies were healthier and safer environments for raising children when there wasn't a lot of indiscriminate boinking. Now, some societies were the exception, but all over the world in different continents and cultures, it was simply recognized that dad number two wasn't always going to be a fan of dad number one's kids taking time away from his woman and his kids, so most societies drew up their own rules and boundaries about sexual relations. So, in brief, I don't see that having Kermit wait until he's married (Piggy certainly intends to, or why all the fuss over a ring?) would necessarily connote a Christian-ness about it. Kermit's simply a one-pig frog. Or, I suppose, in a universe where there was no Piggy, a one-mammal frog. (Per Kermit's comment about always being attracted to mammals.) I will officially stop muffining this thread and wait for more story.