Bizarre merchandise alert! This may edge out the Fraggle Rock shot glasses as the oddest legal FR merchandise: Fraggle Rock perfume oil blends by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. Here are the mixes: Gobo: Tangerine, lemon peel, sugared pink grapefruit, and vanilla cream. I'm guessing they were going for colors on this one. Pink, orange, yellow...could use some plum, maybe. Do they make a plum scent? Boober: A fretfully clean scent: freshly-washed laundry, linden blossom, soap suds, and a sprinkle of vanilla. I like this. Very appropriate. Red: Sporty and energetic: sweet red currant, tangy cranberry, pink musk, and spicy pink pepper. I can see this. Personally, I'd think she'd smell like gym clothes and pond water, but that wouldn't sell so well. Mokey: A gentle, contemplative fragrance: lilac blossoms, violet sugar, orris root, stephanotis, and osmanthus. Hippy-dippy herbs? Yep, this works for the character. Wembley: Innocently indecisive: white musk, banana, orange blossom honey, pineapple, and mint. This scent is more tropical than indecisive. It fits his wardrobe. Mmm, I think I'll have fruit salad for lunch. Uncle Travelling Matt: Dark chocolate, figgy vanilla, pear, and quince. I don't get the connection, but if this was ice cream I'd have a freezer full. Doozers: The scent of industrious cooperation: glittering crystals, soft soil, and radish dust. I...have no idea what that would smell like. But then, I have anosmia. The Gorgs' Garden: Radishes, freshly-turned soil, and soft herbs. So, Gorgs and Doozers smell almost the same? Who'd'a thunk it?