Steven Joins the Muppets

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Enjoy this fan fiction story. It was suggested to me by kathy26, and will invovle characters from multiple Muppet worlds.

Chapter 1

Steven Sedlak was riding his bicycle downtown one day, and he decided, for no reason at all, to drive down a different direction than usual. As he rode down that other direction, he rode across the Muppet Theater. He stopped.

"Hey, that's the Muppet Theater!", said Steven, "I wonder if I can get a job there."

Steven then went into the reception area of the theater.
"Who are you?", asked Pops.

"I'm Steven Sedlak", said Steven, "I'm a big Muppet fan."

"OH, and I guess you want a tour of the theater", said Pops, "hey, Kermit! We've got a fan who wants a tour of the theater!"

"We don't give tours of this theater", said an annoyed Kermit, "And this is the fourth time this week that I've..."

"It's Kermit teh Frog!", said an excited Steven.

"Uh, yes, that's me",s aid Kermit, "I'll take you on tour of the theater. Follow me!"

Kermit brought Steven upstairs to the backstage area.

"This is backstage", said Kermit.

"You're doing another tour?", asked Scooter.

"Yeah, I thought you didn't give tours", said Fozzie.

"Hey, I can't help it if our security system isn't very good", said Kermit.

"I can't help it if it's still my day off", said Bobo.

"Well, let's take you upstairs to the dressing rooms", said kermit.

They knocked on Piggy's dressing room door.

"Hey, Piggy, I have soembody here whow ants to meet you", said Kermit.

"Oh, come in", said Miss Piggy.

"This is....", said Kermit, "Oh, what is your name, anyway?"

"I'm Steven Sedlak", said Steven.

"And I'm Miss Piggy", said Piggy.

"I know", said Steven.

"Of course you do", said Piggy.

They later went to the stage. Beauregard was cutting sets, and Beaker was painting scenery.

"It's so great to meet you", said Steven.

"Oh, my pleasure", said Beauregard, who accidently cut a piece too hard, sending it in Beaker's direction, injuring him.

They then heard music, and opened the curtains.

"That's the band", said Kermit, "They are rehearsing for the next performance. Band, this is Steven Sedlak."

"Oh, hello", said Nigel.

"Good to meet you", said Floyd.

"Yeah", said Zoot.

"HELLO", yelled Animal.

"Good day", said Lips.

They all then heard snoring from the other direction. Statler and Waldorf had fallen asleep the previous night, and still hadn't left the theater. They then woke up.

"Oh, what happened?", said Waldorf.

"We both fell asleep in the balcony, ya old fool!", said Statler.

"Well, let's go before the next show starts", said Waldorf.

Rizzo and Pepe then walked by.

"Hey, who's the new guy, okay?", asked Pepe.

"Yeah, is he a singer or something?", asked Rizzo.

"Well, he's just a fan on tour", said Kermit.

"So are we", said a group of talking fans.

"Hey, is there anyw ay I can have a job as a Muppet?", asked Steven.

"Well, being a Muppet is really hard work", said Kermit, "Not just anybody can be a Muppet."

Just then Andy, Randy, Mr. Poodlepants, David Hogsohog, Wayne, Wanda, Bill the Bubble Guy, and some of the alien gonzos walked by.

"Okay, you're hired", said Kermit.
 

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Chapter 2

"So, what kind of job will I get?", asked Steven.

"Well, how about you be the tour guide?", said Kermit, "We've been giving a lot of unexpected tours lately."

"Okay", said Steven, "Now will you show me the rest of the theater?"

Four days later....

"This is boring", sighed Steven, "Four days on the job, and I still haven't given any tours."

"Yeah, I guess people have stopped unexpectedly showing up for tours, okay", said Pepe.

"I hope I don't llose my job here", said Steven.

Kermit then showed up.

"Steven, as you know, ever since I hired you as tour guide we haven't had any unexpected tours...". said Kermit.

"Oh, no", feared Steven, "I'm fired, right?"

"Uh, not exactly", said Kermit, "I just want you to work in the canteen for now."

"Okay", said Steven.

Kermit brought Steven to the canteen, during a busy lunch hour.

"Gladys, I want Steven to work in the canteen for now", said Kermit.

"Fine, fine", said an annoyed Gladys, who was having trouble taking orders.

"I want a fried egg and a handful of coffee", said Floyd.

"I want a soy bean soup", said Janice.

"I'll have a bowl of purina dog chow", said Rowlf.

"Give me some fruitty pebbles", said Bunsen.

"I'll have a cheese sandwhich", said Rizzo.

"One at a time! One at a time!", said an annoyed Gladys.

Her cell phone then rang.

"Hello", said Gladys, "What? Emergency? Okay, I'll be there."

Gladys hung up.

"Steven, do what The Swedish Chef tells you", said Gladys.

Steven went into the kitchen.

"Okay, Chef, what do you want me to do?", asked Steven.

"I wut you to choop oop de fut und gerty cofk de dupp ding twu!", said the Swedish Chef.

"uh, okay, said Steven, trying to figure out what The Swedish Chef said. Two minutes later the theater caught fire.

After the fire was put out...

"I'm sorry about the fire, Kermit", said Steven.

"Well, we've suffered worse", said kermit.

"Did somebody say suffered worse?", asked Crazy Harry, who caused an explosion.

"it wasn't my fault, it was the chef's", said Steven.

"Huy, leev me owta dys!", said The Swedish Chef.

"Well, don't worry about it", said Kermit.

"Yeah, worry about taxes", said Fozzie, "Wocka wocka!"

"Look, Steven", said Kermit, "I'll let you assist Beauregard with stagehand duties."

So Steven helped Beauregard.

"I want you to paint the sets", said Beauregard, who unknowingly handed Steven a bucket of toxic waste instead of a bucket of paint.

Steven put in the paintbrush and staretd painting, but the sets started disintigrating.

"What's going on?", asked Steven.

"Hey, it's melting", said Beauregard.

"But the paintbrush didn't", said Steven.

"Well, now you can turn on the power on the table saw", said Beauregard.

Steven turned the table powersaw on. However, the power saw flew off, chasing people throughout the theater.

"Run for your life, okay!", shouted Pepe.

"Runaway saw!", said Lew Zealand.

The saw cut through Dr. Teeth's keyboard.

"Oh, no", said Dr. Teeth.

Fozzie and Rowlf were carrying a long subway sandwhich.

"Well, we've got to get this down in the canteen", said Fozzie.

But the saw cut through the sandwhich.

"I guess I made another mistake", said Steven.

"Oh, it's not your fault", said Beauregard, who then walekd into the trap door.

"Well, Steven, I think we should find you another job here", said Kermit.
 

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Chapter 3

Kermit and Steven were trying to think of what Steven could do for the Muppets. Then Kermit had an idea.

"I know!", said Kermit, "We're going to have a second Muppetfest in two months, and I need to tell some people personally. You can be my traveling assistant!"

"Really?", said Steven, excitedly.

"sure, we'll leave next saturday", said Kermit.

"I am so excited", said Steven.

"But I thought I was going with you", said Miss Piggy.

"And me too, okay", said Pepe.

"Well, uh....", said Kermit, "Uh, you can come, too."

"Oh, good", said Piggy and Pepe.

And so the enxt saturday, they had headed off. First designation: Sesame Street.

"Wow, I can't believe that I am at Sesame Street!", said Steven.

"Neither can I, okay", said Pepe.

Grover had seen them togetehr.

"Heyyyyy, froggy babeeeeeeee", yelled Grover, who ran and slapped Kermit.

"Uh,m hi, Grover", said Kermit.

"hey, you're Grover!", said Steven, "My name is Steven."

"Oh, how do you do?", said Grover, about to sing when interrupted.

"Look, we don't have much time for introductions", said Kermit, "Piggy, you and me will go around the corner and tell people about the next Muppetfest. Steven, you and Pepe will go tell Ernie and Bert."

"Don't you mean Bert and Ernie, okay?", said Pepe.

"it really doens't matter who gets top billing", said Steven.
"Just as long as I get top billing", said Miss Piggy.

So Steven and Pepe went to Bert and Ernie's apartment. On the way there...

"So, whatever happened to yoru old comedy partner Seymour?", asked Steven.

"Oh, I didn't like getting second billing, okay", said Pepe.

Pepe knocked on the door. Ernie answered it.

"My name is Steven Sedlak...", said Steven.

"No, no, no, okay", said Pepe, "We introduce ourselves as we had rehearsed, okay."

Music started playing.

"I'm Steven!"

"I'm Pepe!"

"We're two of a kind!"

"What's going on?", interrupted Bert.

"Oh, Bert, Ernie",s aid Steven.

"That's us", said Bert.

"You two are invited to attend Muppetfest II", said Pepe, "Coming in a few months, okay".

"Oh, how exciting", said Ernie.

"I hope I can bring my paperclips", said Bert.
 

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Chapter 4

Steven and Pepe were outside on Sesame Street, waiting by the lampost for Kermit and Piggy. Big Bird then walked out of his area.

"Hey, it's Big Bird!", said Steven.

"Yes, that's me", said Big Bird.

"My name is Steven Sedlak, and I'm a big fan of yours."

"Then you should be named Big Fan", said Big Bird.

Elmo, Zoe, Abby Cadabby, Telly, Murray, and Cookie Monster all then walked by.

"Hey, did you hear the news, Big Bird?", asked Zoe.

"There's going to be a second Muppetfest", said Elmo.

"And we're invited!", said Murray.

"I was going to say that, okay", said Pepe.

"Me, too", said Steven.

Oscar then popped out of his trash can.

"Well, tough luck", remarked Oscar.

"I can't wait to go to Muppetfest", said Big Bird.

"Actually, it's Muppetfest II", said Telly.

Kermit and Miss Piggy both came back.

"Well, I think we've told everybody", said Miss Piggy.

"Not quite", said Kermit.

"Actually, I do know", said Big Bird.

"Oh, good", said Kermit, "SO we can move right along."

"I'll tell Mr. Snuffleupagus, and my Granny Bird, and my international cousins", said Big Bird, "And maybe I can send a postcard to the Dodos."

"Well, time for our next stop", said Kermit.

"Hey, maybe I can come with you", said Abby, "My magic can trasnport us quicker!"

"Yeah, and Elmo go, too!", said Elmo.

"Well, the more the merrier", said a reluctant Miss Piggy.

"Where's our next stop?", said Steven.

"Fraggle Rock", said Kermit.
 

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Chapter 5

Abby Cadabby transported the gang to Fraggle Rock.

"Wow", said Steven, "I can't believe we're actually in Fraggle Rock!"

"I can", said Pepe.

"Elmo's never been here before", said Elmo, slightly frightened.

"Well, let's find some fraggles and doozers and gorgs", said Kermit.

"Fraggles and doozers and gorgs, oh my!", chanted teh others.

Kermit scrunched his mouth.

But then they found the fraggles.

"Look! Fraggles!", said Steven.

"Wow!", said Elmo.

"Hi, Kermit", said Gobo.

"What brings you here?", said Red.

"Well, we're going to have our second Muppetfest", said Kermit, "And you are all invited!"

The fraggles all cheered. Except for Boober.

"What is a Muppetfest?", asked Boober.

"Oh, never mind him", said Gobo, "He'll be there."

"I guess", said Boober.

"And I guess you'll all enjoy seeing moi again", said Miss Piggy.

"Who?", said Wembly.

Miss Piggy sighed.

"Well, now we've got to invite the doozers", said Kermit.

"Oh, I can take you to them", said Mokey.

Mokey brought them all to the doozers. The other fraggles were thinking for a bit.

"I wonder if there'll be enough radishes at the Muppetfest", said Red.

Down at the doozer caves..

"Well, there are some doozers", said Mokey.

"Oh my, they are really small!", said Abby.

"I feel superior to them, okay", said Pepe.

"Hey, doozers", said Kermit.

"Yeah, what?", said Cotterpin.

"We're going to have a Muppetfest real soon", said Kermit.

"It'll be real fun!", said Elmo.

"Well, if it's fun I'll sure be there", said Cotterpin.

"Oh, no you won't",s aid Wignut.

"Yeah, we're supposed to be workind hard", said Flang.

"Uh, but you doozers can all build there", said Steven.

"Oh, well, in that case I'll inform all the other doozers", said Flang.

Steven and the Muppets then went to the Gorgs garden.

"Hey, do I spy some fraggles?"< asked Junior.

"Uh, no", said Kermit, "It's just a few real-world Muppets..."

"And Sesame Street Muppets", said Elmo.

"And a real person", said Steven.

"And we'd like to invite you to Muppetfest", said Kermit.

"Are you sure of this?", asked Miss Piggy.

"Well, I'll be there", said Junior.

"WHo are you talking to, Junior?", asked Pa.

"Oh, some Muppets", said Junior "We've been invited to Muppetfest!"

"Well, that's great", said Ma, "It'd be great to go on a trip!"

"Uh, Kermit", said Steven, "Are you sure the Gorgs won't be much trouble?"

"Of course not", said Kermit.

"I'll just use my magic to shrink them down", said Abby.

"Hey, cna you use your magic to make me bigger, okay?", asked Pepe.
 

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Chapter 6

They were about to leave Fraggle Rock.

"Okay, let's transport to...", said Kermit.

"Wait!", interrupted Gobo, "My Uncle Traveling Matt and I would like to come along."

"Yes, I've been in outer space", said Matt, "But I miss that place."

"Fine, you can come along", said Kermit.

"The more the merrier", said Elmo.

"Well, let's go", said Steven.

"Okay", said Kermit, "Abby, trasnport us to the big blue house!"

And they were transported outside of the big blue house.

"I'll knock", said Steven, who knocked on the door. Bear answered it.

"Hello, there", said Bear.

"Hi, we're going to have Muppetfest II, and you all are invited", said Steven.

"Oh, how nice", said Bear.

"Who is it?", said Tutter.

"Oh, people and ani mals who are inviting us to Muppetfest II", said Bear.

"What's Muppetfest II?", asked Ojo.

"I'll explain later", said Bear.

"Or we can explain now", said Steven.

"No, no, we don't have much time", said Miss Piggy.

"Well, my magic can stop time", said Abby.

"No!", yelled Kermit, Steven, Piggy, and Pepe, all simultaneously.

"Say, what kind of Gorg are you, anyway?", asked Traveling Matt.

"I don't know whata gorg is",s aid Beaer, "I'm just a bear."

"And so am I"< said Ojo.

"Well, we've got to be going", said Kermit.

"Can we all come with you?", asked Tutter.

"Sure, why not", said a reluctant Kermit.

"Now where are we going?", asked Steven.

"We're going to the set of Saturday Night Live", said Kermit, "They are having a big 34th anniversary party, and all past cast members are there."

So they went to the SNL building.

"I can't believe it", said a starstruck Miss Piggy, "There's Chevy Chase, and Dan Akyroid, and Bill Murray, and David Spade!"

"Who are they?", asked Gobo.

"Oh, there's Adam Sandler!", said Abby, "He was on our street recently."

"Oh, there's Sarah Pailin, okay!", said Pepe.

"Actually, I think that's Tina Fey", said Steven.

"Wow, a great party", said Bear.

And then they encounted the Gortch Muppets.

"Hey, Ploobis", said Kermit, "Would you and SCred and Fuvog and everybody else like to go to Muppetfest II?"

"Oh, we'd love to", said Ploobis.

"Yes, it'll be the social event of the year", said Peuta.

"I can get a lot of fees", said The Mighty Fuvog.

"We'll all be there", said Scred.

Elmo started coughing.

"There is too much smoke at this party", said Elmo.

"Yeah, I agree", said Bear, coughing.

"Well, we've got to go", said Kermit.
"Where to now?", asked Steven.

"How about washington, D.C.", said Kermit.

So they went to Washington, D.C., and were united with the Sam and Friends cast.

"So, Sam, we'd really appreciate it if you and all your friends could come to Muppetfest II", said Kermit.

"You may regain employment",s aid Steven.

"We'll come", said Harry.

"Hey, why is this one trying to eat my leg?", asked Traveling Matt, who's leg was being chewed on by Yorrick.
 

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Chapter 7

Kermit, Steven, Miss Piggy, and Pepe all went back to the theater.

"Hey, they're back!", said Clifford.

"That was quicker than I expected", said Dr. Teeth.

"Well, welcome back", said Fozzie.

"Thanks", said Kermit, "But now we've got a Muppetfest to plan!"

"oh, that's right", said Gonzo.

"Everybody get ready", said Bunsen.

"Mee mee mee", said Beaker.

And in no time at all it was Muppetfest II. Muppet characters from all major Muppet universes were there in attendance, as were many Muppet fans. There were Fraggles and frackles and gorgs and honkers and dingers and grouches and anything muppets and whatnots and koozebanians and snerfs and snowths and awhole bunch of others. Many all-time favorites adn not-so-favorites were there. There was The Count and Herry Monster and Forgetful Jones and Don Music and Biff and Sully and the Two-Headed Monster and Guy Smiley and Sam the Robot and Bruno and Benny and Leslie Mostly and Shivers the Penguin, there was Fozzie and Bean and Thig and Thog and Digit and lweon and dr. Phil van Neuter and Mulch and Sweetums and Fletcherbird and George the Janitor and Flash and both Nigel's, there was Cantus and Large Marvin and Morris and Marlon and Wrench Doozer, there was practically everybody, from The Muppet Show and Little Muppet Monsters, from Plaza Sesamo and Sesame Park, those who guest starred on The Ed Sullivan Show ansd thsoe who made appearances on Good Morning America... It's a wonder that there was any room left for the thousands of fans in attendance, and not jsut the ones on the ceilling.

"Well, you've done a good job with the Muppets, Steven", said Kermit.

"Thanks", said Steven, "Do you think I'll keep my job with the Muppets?"

"Well, I guarantee it", said Kermit.

"Really?", said Steven.

"Well, at least until the end of the story", said Kermit.

The End
 
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