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Enjoy this fan fiction story. It was suggested to me by kathy26, and will invovle characters from multiple Muppet worlds.
Chapter 1
Steven Sedlak was riding his bicycle downtown one day, and he decided, for no reason at all, to drive down a different direction than usual. As he rode down that other direction, he rode across the Muppet Theater. He stopped.
"Hey, that's the Muppet Theater!", said Steven, "I wonder if I can get a job there."
Steven then went into the reception area of the theater.
"Who are you?", asked Pops.
"I'm Steven Sedlak", said Steven, "I'm a big Muppet fan."
"OH, and I guess you want a tour of the theater", said Pops, "hey, Kermit! We've got a fan who wants a tour of the theater!"
"We don't give tours of this theater", said an annoyed Kermit, "And this is the fourth time this week that I've..."
"It's Kermit teh Frog!", said an excited Steven.
"Uh, yes, that's me",s aid Kermit, "I'll take you on tour of the theater. Follow me!"
Kermit brought Steven upstairs to the backstage area.
"This is backstage", said Kermit.
"You're doing another tour?", asked Scooter.
"Yeah, I thought you didn't give tours", said Fozzie.
"Hey, I can't help it if our security system isn't very good", said Kermit.
"I can't help it if it's still my day off", said Bobo.
"Well, let's take you upstairs to the dressing rooms", said kermit.
They knocked on Piggy's dressing room door.
"Hey, Piggy, I have soembody here whow ants to meet you", said Kermit.
"Oh, come in", said Miss Piggy.
"This is....", said Kermit, "Oh, what is your name, anyway?"
"I'm Steven Sedlak", said Steven.
"And I'm Miss Piggy", said Piggy.
"I know", said Steven.
"Of course you do", said Piggy.
They later went to the stage. Beauregard was cutting sets, and Beaker was painting scenery.
"It's so great to meet you", said Steven.
"Oh, my pleasure", said Beauregard, who accidently cut a piece too hard, sending it in Beaker's direction, injuring him.
They then heard music, and opened the curtains.
"That's the band", said Kermit, "They are rehearsing for the next performance. Band, this is Steven Sedlak."
"Oh, hello", said Nigel.
"Good to meet you", said Floyd.
"Yeah", said Zoot.
"HELLO", yelled Animal.
"Good day", said Lips.
They all then heard snoring from the other direction. Statler and Waldorf had fallen asleep the previous night, and still hadn't left the theater. They then woke up.
"Oh, what happened?", said Waldorf.
"We both fell asleep in the balcony, ya old fool!", said Statler.
"Well, let's go before the next show starts", said Waldorf.
Rizzo and Pepe then walked by.
"Hey, who's the new guy, okay?", asked Pepe.
"Yeah, is he a singer or something?", asked Rizzo.
"Well, he's just a fan on tour", said Kermit.
"So are we", said a group of talking fans.
"Hey, is there anyw ay I can have a job as a Muppet?", asked Steven.
"Well, being a Muppet is really hard work", said Kermit, "Not just anybody can be a Muppet."
Just then Andy, Randy, Mr. Poodlepants, David Hogsohog, Wayne, Wanda, Bill the Bubble Guy, and some of the alien gonzos walked by.
"Okay, you're hired", said Kermit.
Chapter 1
Steven Sedlak was riding his bicycle downtown one day, and he decided, for no reason at all, to drive down a different direction than usual. As he rode down that other direction, he rode across the Muppet Theater. He stopped.
"Hey, that's the Muppet Theater!", said Steven, "I wonder if I can get a job there."
Steven then went into the reception area of the theater.
"Who are you?", asked Pops.
"I'm Steven Sedlak", said Steven, "I'm a big Muppet fan."
"OH, and I guess you want a tour of the theater", said Pops, "hey, Kermit! We've got a fan who wants a tour of the theater!"
"We don't give tours of this theater", said an annoyed Kermit, "And this is the fourth time this week that I've..."
"It's Kermit teh Frog!", said an excited Steven.
"Uh, yes, that's me",s aid Kermit, "I'll take you on tour of the theater. Follow me!"
Kermit brought Steven upstairs to the backstage area.
"This is backstage", said Kermit.
"You're doing another tour?", asked Scooter.
"Yeah, I thought you didn't give tours", said Fozzie.
"Hey, I can't help it if our security system isn't very good", said Kermit.
"I can't help it if it's still my day off", said Bobo.
"Well, let's take you upstairs to the dressing rooms", said kermit.
They knocked on Piggy's dressing room door.
"Hey, Piggy, I have soembody here whow ants to meet you", said Kermit.
"Oh, come in", said Miss Piggy.
"This is....", said Kermit, "Oh, what is your name, anyway?"
"I'm Steven Sedlak", said Steven.
"And I'm Miss Piggy", said Piggy.
"I know", said Steven.
"Of course you do", said Piggy.
They later went to the stage. Beauregard was cutting sets, and Beaker was painting scenery.
"It's so great to meet you", said Steven.
"Oh, my pleasure", said Beauregard, who accidently cut a piece too hard, sending it in Beaker's direction, injuring him.
They then heard music, and opened the curtains.
"That's the band", said Kermit, "They are rehearsing for the next performance. Band, this is Steven Sedlak."
"Oh, hello", said Nigel.
"Good to meet you", said Floyd.
"Yeah", said Zoot.
"HELLO", yelled Animal.
"Good day", said Lips.
They all then heard snoring from the other direction. Statler and Waldorf had fallen asleep the previous night, and still hadn't left the theater. They then woke up.
"Oh, what happened?", said Waldorf.
"We both fell asleep in the balcony, ya old fool!", said Statler.
"Well, let's go before the next show starts", said Waldorf.
Rizzo and Pepe then walked by.
"Hey, who's the new guy, okay?", asked Pepe.
"Yeah, is he a singer or something?", asked Rizzo.
"Well, he's just a fan on tour", said Kermit.
"So are we", said a group of talking fans.
"Hey, is there anyw ay I can have a job as a Muppet?", asked Steven.
"Well, being a Muppet is really hard work", said Kermit, "Not just anybody can be a Muppet."
Just then Andy, Randy, Mr. Poodlepants, David Hogsohog, Wayne, Wanda, Bill the Bubble Guy, and some of the alien gonzos walked by.
"Okay, you're hired", said Kermit.