Johnny Fiama and Sal were sitting at a bachelor party bored. The music was slow, the food was...eh...so-so, and there was no excitement whatsoever. Maybe it's because he's not the one getting married. Just then, a small bottle of cologne rolled to his feet. He picked it up and on the label, it read, "Number 9." Not knowing what it meant, he just shrugged and sprayed some on his neck. Seconds later, people around him started smelling the distinct cologne and suddenly, fell in love with him. Mobbed by many people, Johnny yelled out to Sal, "We are never going to another Bachelor Party again! I wanted excitement, but this is ridiculous!" Next: Red Fraggle, Water Park, bungee cord.