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T*K*O - "MrsPepper Gets Life, Part 1"

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by D'Snowth, Jul 3, 2006.

  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    (Starring: MrsPepper, Vic Romano, ThePrawnCracker, D’Snowth, TogetherAgain, Vibs, and Beauregard)​

    Episode #: 32
    Title: “MrsPepper Gets Life, Part 1”
    Original Airdate: 03-Jul-2006
    Written By: D’Snowth
    Created By: MrsPepper
    Guest stars: furryredmonster as Officer Furryredmonster, ReneeLouvier as Officer ReneeLouvier, AnythingMuppet, redBoobergurl as Judge redBoobergurl, UNCREDITED as Marvin “Raging Snake” Pepper, and Phillip Chapman as Number One
    Special Muppet Guest Appearance by: Sgt. Floyd Pepper

    Our story opens up today inside the Utica Police Department, where two bumbling police officers were inside the court room of the honorable Judge RedBoobergurl.

    JUDGE REDBOOBERGURL: Now listen you two, you two have been an embarrassment to law enforcement in this town for the last time, which is why I’m giving you two one final chance to redeem yourselves.


    With that, the judge opened the draw of her stand and went through a file of folders, then pulled one out.

    JUDGE REDBOOBERGURL: Here’s your newest assignment, let’s see if you two can track this guy down and bring him in, got it?


    The judge gave the two a displeased look.


    JUDGE REDBOOBERGURL: Now get out of here!

    With that, the two officers left the court room, and entered their office to start working had at trying to track down a dangerous criminal loose in the city.

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: Right, the boss said if we don’t get this operation right, then we’ll get the can!

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: I think you mean “the sack”. But you do have a point, if we don’t get this one right, we’ll be canNED. Now let’s see that file...

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: (Opens folder) Here we go...

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: (Reads file) “Marvin Pepper”, wanted for home burglary, drug dealing, attempted murder, and a case of rape.

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: Wow! Sounds like this is one heck of a bad guy!

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: Yeah, and we got to find him and bring him in. (Looks at the file) Listen to this, “Pepper is a master of disguise, which is why none of his victims have ever gotten a good look to identify him to police sketch artists. Pepper is believed to also go under the aliases: Marvin “Raging Snake” Pepper, or M.R.S. Pepper for short. If captured, Pepper is to serve a life sentence without the possibility of parole”.

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: So how are we going to track down this hood ornament?

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: HOODLUM! And we don’t have any public records on him, so we’ll have to try any official U.S.A. People Search Sites.

    With that, the two officers got onto their computers and started to look up the elusive criminal on any people search sites they could find.

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: This is going to a hard mission, let me tell you!

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: Okay, go ahead and tell me!

    Officer ReneeLouvier gave Officer Furryredmonster a confused look then went back to searching.

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: So how do we know if we find this guy? Does he have any distinguishing marks that we can recognize him by?

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: The man’s a master of disguise remember? No one’s ever seen what he really looks like!


    After several tiring minutes of trying to track down the criminal, Officer ReneeLouvier finally hit something on uticacitizenspersonalinformationbeingdisplayedonthissitewithouttheirpermission.com

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: Hey, I found a record for a “M.R.S. Pepper”! This must be our guy!

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: Let’s see, let’s see!

    But as Officer Furryredmonster got up to see the record on the computer screen, the lunch bell suddenly rang.

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: Later, I’ve got to rustle me up some grub!

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: You’re going to eat grubs for lunch?! How disgusting!!!

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: No, what I meant was...oh forget it!

    So the two left their office and headed for the mess hall. Little did they know that a lone fly was buzzing around the office, and suddenly landed on the down key on Officer ReneeLouvier’s computer. The mass of the fly landing on the key caused the computer to slowly scroll down the records, as the fly sat on the down key rubbing it’s wings. After a few seconds, the fly flew out the window, leaving the computer screen to now read the record for MrsPepper instead of one M.R.S. Pepper.

    Moments later when the two officers returned to their investigation...

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: Okay, let’s see what we got here. (Looks at the screen) There’s no home address for this guy, but it says here that he runs T*K*O 3976th 1/2 down on 402 Sunflower Boulevard.

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: Where is Sunflower Boulevard?

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: It’s all the way over on the East Side of town!

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: Well then, let’s boil some rubber!


    With that, the two hopped in their squad car, and raced off for 402 Sunflower Boulevard and for MrsPepper.

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: I sure do hope we don’t screw this one up this time!

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: Yeah, it’ll look really silly if we BOTH have to find other jobs.

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: What do you mean?

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: You’re the one who got me THIS job, so you’d have to get me another job.

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: (Sarcastically) Your logic is astounding.


    Commercial Break.

    After about a half-hour, the squad car pulled up in front of the 3976th 1/2, where they entered the building. It looked as if the building was empty, but the first door they came to read “D’Snowth, Vice President”. With that, they entered D’Snowth’s office to find him arguing on the phone, and reading a comic book.

    D‘SNOWTH: ...Look, I told you for the last time, it’s half supreme, and half double cheese, and I want it delivered to 847 Chancy Street by 10:00 tonight! Why? Because I want it to be ready by the time I get home from work!


    D‘SNOWTH: (Continues arguing on the phone)...Good! What? 20 bucks?! That’s it, forget it! Thanks mom, I love you too! Bye!

    With that, D’Snowth hung up the phone, then noticed the officers in his office.

    D‘SNOWTH: Crimeny, it’s the coppers!

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: Are you the Pepper?

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: I’ll ask the questions around here! (To D’Snowth) Where can we find...Pepper?

    D‘SNOWTH: MrsPepper? You want to see MrsPepper?

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: (Whispers to Officer Furryredmonster) Dumb kid, thinks “M.R.S.” is “Mrs.”. (Back to D’Snowth) Yeah, that’s the one.

    D’Snowth, confused and concerned, paged MrsPepper’s office.

    D‘SNOWTH: Uh MrsPepper, there are two police officers here to see you.

    MRSPEPPER: (Over intercom) Police officers?!

    D‘SNOWTH: Yeah.

    MRSPEPPER: (Over intercom) Oh? Well, send them in, I guess.

    D‘SNOWTH: Her office is right through that door.

    It appeared now the officers were confused, but they continued on with their case and entered MrsPepper’s office, much to her surprise.

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: Whoa! He really IS a master of disguise, he disguised himself as a girl!

    OFFICER FURRYREDMONSTER: Yeah, and he sure is pretty too!

    MRSPEPPER: (Confused) Can I help you two?

    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: Yeah. (Pulls out handcuffs) If you’ll put your hands behind your back, that’ll help us out quite a bit.

    Back in D’Snowth’s office, D’Snowth was filling out a requisition when he saw the two officers pushing a handcuffed MrsPepper out of her office.


    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: Well, we taking “her” off to the federal pin to break rocks for the rest of “her” life.


    MRSPEPPER: That’s what I’d like to know!


    OFFICER RENEELOUVIER: Yeah, remember “MrsPepper” you DO have the right to remain silence!

    With that, the two officers continued pushing MrsPepper out of the building. D’Snowth nearly had a heart attack, and started screaming for the others.


    With that, everyone raced out of their offices and towards D’Snowth.

    VIC ROMANO: Hey, what’s all the commotion about?


    TOGETHERAGAIN: MrsPepper? Arrested?!

    THEPRAWNCRACKER: What ever for?


    VIC ROMANO: Take it easy Snowthy, we’ll take care of this! I’ll go make some calls, we’ll get everything straightened out!


    With that, D’Snowth raced out of the building after them.


    With that, D’Snowth hopped in the back of the patrol car next to MrsPepper. The officers shrugged, and drove off for headquarters.

    Commercial Break.

    VIC ROMANO: (On the phone) That‘s right, she‘s being hauled off to jail right now. Okay, see you then, bye. (Hangs up) Well, Number One is making an emergency flight down here, and Floyd is on his way right now.

    THEPRAWNCRACKER: I wonder what MrsPepper could’ve possibly done to be arrested like this.

    TOGETHERAGAIN: Could she possibly have a dark side that she never shows us or something?

    VIC ROMANO: I have no clue, but we owe it to her to get her out of this mess, now let’s see what else we can do...


    Meanwhile, racing down the interstate was the patrol car bearing MrsPepper. D’Snowth held onto MrsPepper for dear life to try to comfort her.

    D‘SNOWTH: Don’t worry MrsPepper, I’m here for you! You can count on me, no matter what happens, I’ll get you out of this mess!

    MRSPEPPER: (Under her breath) Oh boy...


    Executive Producer: Phillip Chapman
    Producer: MrsPepper
    Head Writer: D’Snowth​
  2. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    This episode, and part 2 of it have been the hardest to re-write so far, as they both contained ALOT of content, and I just know I've forgotten some of it.

  3. Hehe awesome!
  4. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Wow... That's a rully good cliffhanger Snowths.
    The comedic schtick between the officers (Sara and Kendra's characters) helped make up for Vibs' absence.

    Bet you were kinda stunned to see two attractive female cops show up at the T*K*O HQ... And one of them calling Mrs. Pepper pretty, that was rully funny.

    But wasn't this story done before? Can't help feeling we had a run-in with M.R.S. Pepper in the other seasons.
    Oh well, rully looking forward to the next part. So, is it next Monday yet?
  5. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    What do you mean? Vibs is in the episode, she just doesn't show up until part 2, along with Beauregard and the rest of the guest starring cast.

    I wouldn't say stunned. I get e-mails from girls all the time telling me they find Kathy Greenwood attractive.

    Nope, at least we shouldn't have.
    Oh well, rully looking forward to the next part.
    No, it hasn't even been all of this Monday yet.
  6. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Spoilsport... Can't blame a guy for trying.
    Vibs and Bo may be in Part 2, but that's my point... They're not in Part 1, and that's the episode we got before us here today.
    Now then... Off with ye lad, and go update that KGZ thingy with all the new pics you got from her estate.
  7. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    I love it! Boil rubber! No Burn rubber! The police officers are awesome! And I was wondering when my big guest appearance was coming this season, I was so excited to see it today! This is a fantastic episode, perhaps the best of this season so far and not just because I'm in it. There's some great comedic moments!
  8. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    This certainly has been the best season hasn't it?
  9. JoeyMuppet

    JoeyMuppet New Member

    I like it snowth.
  10. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    You know... When we found out that T*K*O 3976½ HQ's located at Sunflower Boulevard, and one of the officers said "where's that?"... Kinda expected the other officer to respond "Sesame Street." Quick laugh I guess.
  11. Muppet Matt

    Muppet Matt Active Member

    I love it Snowthy!!!!!!!!!
  12. Fragglemuppet

    Fragglemuppet Well-Known Member

    Wow, you're right Snowth; the episodes in this season really have been excelent, and so many guest appearances! Has Phil actually read all of thesse episodes? And Udica, how curious! Really looking forward to next week's episode!
  13. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    I'm not sure if Phil's read them or not, but since he's our big boss man here at MC, I thought I'd cast him as Number One. And as for the 3976th 1/2 being set in Utica, I chose it simply because it's close to Canada, home of many important things like MrsPepper for one thing.
  14. anythingmuppet

    anythingmuppet New Member


    Good ep!! Good ep indeed my friend....loved Kendra's character and Renee's was great too...

    I see I make an appearance.....yay :) cant wait...
    Lovin' em Snowthbo! Keep em coming!
  15. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    For the record, in case anyone hasn't figure it out yet, the police officers' characters are based on Officers Smitty and Hoppy from Sanford and Son.

    I based Judge RedBoobergurl on redBoobergurl.
  16. christyb

    christyb New Member

    Noo, you had to end it there! And with the great Sanford and Son reference too. (Yep, I saw it!) That was a great episode...now for the hard part...waiting for the next half.
  17. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Well Sis... Could give you the link to go to the T*K*O website where you can go through all the episodes...
    Of note, the Season 2 finale.
  18. MrsPepper

    MrsPepper Active Member


    Really good schtick with the police officers. Hilarious. Really cool to open with a different scene than just the T*K*O office.
    REALLY solid writing and jokes. I can see where the story is going but I am still super entertained and want to read the end.

    Sorry it took so long for me to finally read this, I haven't been around.

    Where is Utica? I could google it, but you know, lazy. :p

    Someone mentioned the T*K*O site; it doesn't have the season 3 episodes up yet. I'm working on it!! ;) But the complete first and second season episodes are available and ready to read. :eek:

    Really cool and clever, excellent! Can't wait for the resolution!!
  19. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member


    Yeah, I planned it to where we wouldn't get back to our "heroes" until like after the first commercial break.

    New York (state, not the city). At least that's the only Utica I know of. I'm actually surprised that the fact that the 3976th 1/2 is set in Utica has been revealed before, but people are just NOW realizing it.:crazy:

    Don't worry MrsPepper, I'll save you, it's SUPER SNOWTH!!!
  20. MrsPepper

    MrsPepper Active Member

    :o DOn't forget to saaaaave meee!!!

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