Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Come to Sesame Street

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Enjoy this fan fic, in which the Sesame Street cast teams up with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Imagine the turtles being the versions from the first two movies, even if they seem to have their animated personalities.

Chapter 1

It was an ordinary day on Sesame Street. The Count was counting…

“One crack in the sidewalk! Two, two cracks in the sidewalk! Three, three cracks in the sidewalk!”

The Honkers were honking their noses. Cookie Monster was eating cookies.

“OMM NOM NOM!”, said Cookie as he ate.

And Oscar was unhappy.

“It’s just another ordinary day on Sesame Street”. Moaned Oscar, “everybody is happy, and to make things worse, a lot of people are at the Laundromat getting their clothes CLEANED!”

“Be careful with my argyle socks!”, said Bert.

“Sully and I need our suits cleaned for the city party, don’t we, Sully?”, asked Biff.

Sully nodded.

The Two-Headed Monster was arguing with itself over whether to wash white clothes first or red clothes.

Abby Cadabby was sad.

“What’s wrong, Abby?”, asked Elmo.

“I lost my magic wand”, said Abby, “I can’t perform magic without it.”

“Well”, said Telly, “at least you can enjoy the fun of washing clothes at the Laundromat.”

“Yeah, without magic”, said Zoe.

Just then a big man in black clothing came into the Laundromat, pointing a gun.

“This is a stick-up! Hand over your money!”

“Okay, don’t hurt anybody!”, said Leeyla.

“What’s that?”, asked Abby, referring to the robber’s gun.

“It’s a gun”, said Telly, worried.

“What’s it used for?”, asked Abby.

“It’s used for shooting”, said Biff, nervously.

“That’s so magic!”, said Abby, unaware of the danger of the situation.

Leeyla put all her money in a paper bag and handed it to the robber.

“Here”, said Leeyla, “just don’t hurt anybody.”

“Thanks”, said the robber, “now I can afford to buy bullets!”

He ran out of the store, the others following him.

“Help! Thief!”, shouted Leeyla.

“There’s actually a robbery?”, questioned Oscar, “on Sesame Street?”

Super Grover 2.0 had been flying in the sky nearby, looking to help somebody, and heard Leeyla.

“I hear somebody calling for help!”, said Grover, “THIS looks like a job for… Super Grover 2.0!”

Grover crash-landed right in front of the Laundromat.

“It’s Super Grover 2.0!”, said Ernie.

“Yes, it is me”, said Grover, in pain.

“Somebody just ROBBED the laundromat!”, said Telly.

“Well, never fear!”, said Grover, “This looks like a job for… ROBBED?”

“Yes, robbed”, said Biff.

“I have never had to stop a robbery before”, said Grover, “but here goes nothing!”

“No, wait…”, said Leeyla, trying to stop Grover, but Grover took off right away.

Grover flew right past the robber, but then flew and crashed right into a building.

Grover quickly came to and jumped in front of the robber.

“Stop, thief!”, yelled Grover, sticking his hand in front in a “halt” pose, “I know how to deal with people like you!”

The robber stopped, unworried, as Grover hopped up and down, yelling “Wubba wubba wubba…”

The residents of Sesame Street had run down the road, closer to the robber.

“If only I hadn’t lost my wand”, said Abby, “I know a spell that would stop him!”

The robber then picked up Grover and threw him away. Grover hit a lamp post and fell onto a sewer lid.

“Oh, I might need help….”, said a worn-out Grover.

But then the sewer lid quickly opened, making Grover fly away as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles emerged from the sewer.

“Did somebody say “help”?”, said Michaelangelo.

“We’ll help!”, said Leonardo.

“It’s turtle time!”, said Raphael.

“Yeah!”, said Donatello.

The turtles got out of the sewer, ran up to the robber, and started beating him up.

“I’ve never seen anything like THAT before”, said Big Bird, covering his eyes in mild disgust.

“Oh, no!”, said Telly, “those turtles are beating up the robber!”

“Hmm, guess this isn’t such a normal day after all”, said Oscar, slightly pleased.

The turtles were still beating up the robber.

“Hey, I thought we were only supposed to solve our problems with words”, said Murray.

Soon, the turtles were done. They tied the robber to a lamppost, and took the bag of money.

“Who’s money is this?”, said Donatello.

“Mine”, said Leeyla.

“Here you go, miss”, said Leonardo.

“Thank you, though around here we’re not used to violence”, said Leeyla.

“I’ve never seen anything like it”, said Zoe.

“Well, you’re welcome”, said Raphael.

Grover ran up to them.

“Well, the day is saved, but for once NOT by me”, said Grover.

“Well, nobody’s perfect”, said Elmo, “not even supermonsters.”

“Wow”, observed Ralphael, “none of you are weirded out by us.”

“Why should we be?”, asked Gina.

“We’ve got all kinds on Sesame Street”, said Bob.

“Yeah”, said Big Bird, “we’ve got people and birds and cows and grouches and….”

“Dude! It’s a big bird!”, said Michelangelo.

“Did you get big by ooze as well?”, asked Donatello.

“No, I just grew”, said Big Bird.

“Hey, turtles”, said Murray, “What’s the word on the street?”

“Cowabunga!”, said the turtles, giving each other high fives.

“What does ‘cowabunga’ mean?”, asked Murray.

“Cowabunga is what you say when your about to eat COOKIES!”, said Cookie Monster.

“Hey, you turtles did what I cannot do”, said Grover, “can I, furry, lovable, cute Super Grover 2.0, join you turtles?”

“I don’t know”, said Leonardo, “you are a little small.”

“And it’s not often we have five on our team”, said Raphael.

“Yeah, we once had this girl turtle….”, said Michelangelo.

“Hey!”, said Raphael, holding Michelangelo’s mouth shut, “we agreed NEVER to talk about her!”

“Maybe we should talk it over with Splinter”, said Leonardo.

Oscar came close to the scene, in his traveling trash can.

“So, what’s all the commotion?”, asked Oscar.

“Are you a bad guy?”, asked Raphael.

“No”, said Oscar, “but I like your attitude!”

“Well, we might as well be going home now”, said Leonardo.

“Would anybody like to come down to the sewer with us?”, said Michelangelo.

“I like the sound of that!”, said Oscar.

 

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Chapter 2

The gang went down in the sewer.

“Watch your steps”, said Leonardo.

“I like the look and smell of this place”, said Oscar, “did you know that I almost lived in a sewer before settling for my trash can?”

“Why did you talk me into going down here, Ernie?”, said Bert.

“I thought you were bored with the same old routine”, said Ernie.

“Oh, wow”, said Herry, “I might need a flashlight.”

They went to the turtles room in the sewer.

“Hey, Splinter”, said Michelangelo, “we’ve got company!”

“How many times have I told you not to let others down here?”, asked Splinter.

“It’s okay”, said Raphael, “they don’t seem like the types who’d be evil”.

“They also don’t seem to judge us or anybody”, said Leonardo.

“Wow, a giant rat!”, said Oscar, “Maybe I should bring my elephants down here sometime!”

“Wow”, said Herry, “You turtles have a work-out room and everything!”

“Well”, said Splinter, “I guess you might as well offer them some food.”

“I am a little hungry”, said Big Bird.

“You got cookies?”, asked Cookie Monster.

“Oh, sorry”, said Donatello.

“We’ve mostly got pizza, dude”, said Michelangelo.

“Well, I like pizza”, said Ernie.

“So do I”, said Bert.

“What flavor do you want?”, asked Donatello, “stink beetles and fungus, or green eggs and ham?”

Everyone reacted in disgust. Everyone except Oscar.

“I’ll have both!”, said Oscar.

“Excuse me”, said Grover, “But I am Super Grover 2.0, and I would like to join your turtles in helping others!”

“You mean fighting crime?”, said Splinter.

“Who needs to fight?”, asked Grover.

“Well, I will need to train you”, said Splinter.

“But I do not need training. I am a professional superhero!”

“I know”, said Splinter, “I’ve read the newspaper headings.”

“I wonder what Shredder’s doing now”, said Leonardo.

Somewhere above ground and near Sesame Street. Shredder found Abby Cadabby’s magic wand.

“What have we here?”, asked Shredder, “it looks like a wand!”

Shredder looked at the wand.

“I can use this to take over the world. But first, I must see if I can hypnotize somebody with it.”

Mr. Snuffleupagus then walked by.

“Hey, a mutated elephant!”

“No, I’m a Snuffleupagus”

“There’s no such thing as Snuffleupaguses”, said Shredder, “you’re either a mutated elephant or a mammoth who traveled through time.”

“Oh, dear”.

“I will wave this magic wand….”

“That wand belongs to my friend Abby.”

“Now it’s mine!”, said Shredder, who waved the wand, “Hocus-pocus, put this mammoth under my spell!”

Snuffy then got into a trance.

“I am under your spell, master”.

“Tell me what you are”, said Shredder.

“I am a Snuffleupagus.”

“Hmm, must be true”, said Shredder, “Anyway, go do some evil!”

“As you wish, master.”

 

[Twisted Tails]

Wow! Another crossover! I cannot wait to hear moreeeeeee!

 

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Chapter 3

Down in the sewer…

“Alright, turtles”, said Grover, “let’s FLY!”

“Uh, Super Grover 2.0”, said Michelangelo, nervously, “we can’t fly.”

“But I can”, said Grover.

“We know”, said Raphael, “you’re also not a turtle, dude.”

“Oh”, said Grover.

“You must also stay underground until trouble happens”, said Splinter, “A ninja does not look for trouble.”

“But I am not a ninja”, said Grover, “I am a supermonster!”

They then heard screaming from above ground.

“I hear trouble from above”, said Leonardo.

The turtles started running.

“Does that mean we can help others now?”, asked Grover.

“Come on, dude”, said Donatello, grabbing Grover.

Grover let out a yell.

They went above ground, where the Foot Soldiers were stealing appliances.

“It’s turtle time!”, said Leonardo.

“Cowabunga!”, said Michelangelo.

The turtles started fighting the foot soldiers.

“Why are you doing that to those people?”, asked Grover.

“Because they’re bad, dude”, said Leonardo.

“But if they’re bad, can’t you just make them sit in the corner?”

The turtles continued their fighting.

“I do not think I want to work with those turtles”, said Grover to himself.

Then Mr. Snuffleupagus showed up.

“Oh, Snuffy”, said Grover, “Great to see you!”

“Get out of my way”, said Snuffy, who grabbed Grover with his snuffle.

“This is unlike you!”, said Grover, struggling to get out of his snuffle.

“Tough luck”, said Snuffy, who threw Grover backwards.

“Hey, he threw Super Grover 2.0!”, said Raphael.

“Bummer!”, said Michelangelo.

“Let’s get him!”, said Donatello.

They ran after Snuffy, but Snuffy fought the turtles with his snuffle, and then pounced on them all.

“You’re hurting me, dude”, said Michelangelo.

“You’re one of the most challenging creatures we’ve had to fight”, said Raphael, “and we once battled a brain with a body that could grow giant-sized.”

Shredder then showed up.

“SHREDDAR!”, said the turtles, all at once and in shock.

“I have found this magic wand”, said Shredder, “and have just figured out a spell to hypnotize all Snuffleupaguses.

“What’s a snuffleupagus?”, asked Michelangelo.

“I am”, said Snuffy.

And then a heard of mean-looking Snuffleupaguses showed up.

“We will take over the world”, said Shredder, “But first, I’ll wave this wand and you turtles will be locked in a cage in my lair!”

“You mean Peter Lair?”, asked Michelangelo.

Shredder cringed at the pun, waved the wand, and sent them to a cage.

“Soon, I will use this wand to take over the world, but for now I’ll just hypnotize others.”

Little did Shredder know that Grover had been hiding behind a nearby trash can and overheard the whole thing.

“This looks like a job for Super Grover 2.0… As long as there is no fighting involved.”

 

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Chapter 4

Grover had run down into the sewer.

“Splinter! Splinter!”

“Shh, not so loud”, said Splinter.

“Somebody called Shredder has captured the turtles, and can hypnotize others.”

“We’ve got to rescue the turtles and stop Shredder fast”, said Splinter, ”who knows what trouble awaits.”

“Wewilll have to get some help”, said Grover, “and I know who to go to!”

Soon, they were in the arbor area on Sesame Street.

“And that’s the whole story”, said Splinter.

“I can’t believe my best friend Snuffy has been hypnotized into being a bad guy”, said Big Bird.

“We’ve got to think fast”, said Herry.

“If he’s hypnotized Snuffleupaguses into being evil”, said Gordon, “then we’ve got to disguise ourselves as Snuffleupaguses.”

“Good thinking”, said Splinter.

Soon, they got into groups with their disguises.

“Why do I have to be in the back end?”, asked Bert.

“I’d like to say why”, said Ernie, “but I think it would sound out-of-character coming out of my mouth.”

“Remember, Grover”, said Splinter, who was in the front end, “as long as you’re back there, don’t fly.”

“Oh, I won’t”, said Grover.

“Oscar, why do I have to be in back?”, complained Telly, “I can’t see where I’m going.”

“That’s part of the fun”, laughed Oscar.

“But this Snuffleupagus costume is smelly and feels disgusting”, said Telly.

“I picked the best one from the junkyard”, said Oscar.

Other pairs in Snuffleupagus costumes included Big Bird and Gina, Gordon and Susan, Cookie and Herry, Biff and Sully, and Hoots and a Honker.

“We’ll march until we find real Snuffleupaguses”, said Splinter.

“Oh, I see Snuffleupaguses”, said Big Bird.

“That’s us, Big Bird”, said Susan.

“Oh”, said Big Bird.

“I see some over there”, said Hoots.

The honker in back started honking.

“Shhh!”, said Hoots.

The real Snuffleupaguses turned and looked at them, suspiciously.

“Did you eat too much cabbage?”, asked one of the evil Snuffleupaguses.

“Uh, yes”, said Hoots.

The Honker honked in agreement.

“At least it doesn’t smell bad”, said another Snuffleupagus.

“Unlike you”, said another Snuffleupagus to Oscar and Telly’s costume.

“Hey, let’s not get into bad smells!”, yelled Oscar.

“Well, come on”, said that Snuffleupagus, “we’ve all got to get to Shredder’s hide-out fast.”

They followed the evil Snuffleupaguses.

“That was easy”, said Biff.

“What was easy?”, asked another Snuffleupagus, suspicious.

“Uh… Uh….”, said Biff, nervously, “Uh… Help me, Sully?”

“My name’s Marvin”, said the Snuffleupagus.

“He meant it was easy to cross the street”, said Gordon, thinking quickly.

“Oh”, said Marvin, who then said to himself, “what a stupid bunch of Snuffleupagus.”

They soon got to the hideout.

“Well, it looks like we are at our location”, said Splinter.

“Good”, said Grover, “because this outfit is heavy and making me hot.”

Grover quicly got out of the costume.

“No!”, shouted Splinter.

It was too late. The other Snuffleupaguses saw him get out.

“Looks like we’ve got an imposter”, said one Snuffleupagus.

“We know what THIS means!”, said another.

“Uh-oh”, said Grover.

The Snuffleupaguses began to fight.

“What should we do?”, yelled Telly.

“Will you keep quiet???”, yelled Oscar.

Snuffleupaguses quickly pulled off their costume.

“Uh, hello…”, said Telly, nervously.

Cookie Monster then ate his costume.

“What are you doing, Cookie?”, asked Herry.

“Oh, me so hungry!”, said Cookie.

The Snuffleupaguses began chasing them.

“This way!”, said Ernie.

“Hey, everyone, STOP!”, said Gina.

“No!”, said the Snuffleupaguses.

She then ran off.

“Hey, maybe you all need some music!”, said Hoots, who began playing the saxophone, which put the Snuffleupaguses into a trance.

“I didn’t know he brought his saxophone”, said Bert.

The Honker then honked his nose in tune, and they led the Snuffleupaguses away.

“Go in and save yourselves!”, said Hoots.

They went into the building, and found the turtles in their cage.

“Master Splinter! Super-Grover 2.0!”, said Leonardo, “it’s good to see you again!”

Donatello added, “Shredder plans to…”

“I know, I know”, said Splinter.

“I’m surprised he didn’t use his magic wand to turn us back into turtles”, said Raphael, “or worse!”

“But he decided he wanted to torture us before he killed us”, said Donatello.

“It sure has been torture in here”, said Michelangelo, “we haven’t had a pizza in five hours!”

“I can’t believe he’s been taking his time”, said Leonardo.

“Looks like we’ve got more prisoners”, said Snuffy, who showed up.

“Snuffy, say it’s not so!”, said Big Bird.

“Okay, it’s not so”, said Snuffy, “but I’m going to have to put you all in.”

“Bert, you should have brought your bottlecaps”, said Ernie, “they could come in handy as weapons.”

“But then they’d be ruined”, said Bert.

“Me so hungry!”, said Cookie Monster.

“Then why don’t you, you know, eat these bars”, asked Michelangelo.

“Oh, thank you!”, said Cookie Monster, who quickly ate the bars.

“Me wish me thought of this when Big Bird was in cage.”

The turtles then proceeded to fight Snuffy, only for him to be unstoppable.

“Don’t fight my best friend!”, said Big Bird.

“He is not your best friend anymore”, said Shredder, “he is under my power!”

“Shredder?”, said Leonardo, “You’re going down!”

The turtles then ran towards Shredder, only for Shredder to zap them with his wand.

“How bogus!”, said Michelangelo.

Shredder then made everyone float in the air.

“I’ll fly down”, said Grover, who struggled to do so.

“Ha ha ha!”, said Shredder, “I will now use this wand to take over the world!”

“No!”, said everybody.

But then The Amazing Mumford magically appeared.

“Well, THAT trick didn’t work!”, said Mumford.

“Oh, Mumfy, help us!”, said Grover.

“What’s the problem?”, asked Mumford.

“I am more powerful than you”, said Shredder, “I will use this wand to eliminate you…”

“I can protect myself!”, said Mumford, “A la protection sandwiches!”

And with that a gust of wind blew Shredder backwards, and the wand slipped out of his hands.

“Hey, can you get us down from here?”, asked Leonardo.

“And turn Snuffy good again?”, asked Big Bird.

“Oh, sure”, said Mumford, who picked up Abby’s wand.

“Hmm, should I use this wand or my wand?”

“Get us down from here!”, yelled an annoyed Susan.

“Right, right”, said Mumford, “A la status quo sandwiches!”

Everyone fell down.

“Oh, dear”, said Snuffy, “where am I?”

“You mean you don’t remember?”, asked Big Bird.

“Don’t remember what, Bird?”, asked Snuffy.

Shredder then came back, holding a gas bomb.

“I can still get away!”, said Shredder, holding a gas bomb, but as he held it over his shoulder ready to throw it the bomb slipped out of his hand, exploding on Shredder.

“Everybody run!”, said Raphael.

And everybody did, except for Oscar.

“What’s the big deal?”, asked Oscar, “it smells great!”

Shredder fell asleep with the gas.

Later, Grover and the turtles were down in the sewer.

“This is Kermit the Frog substituting for April O’Neil”

“Speaking of which”, said Leonardo, “where is April?”

“She’s on vacation”, said Kermit, “and I’m the only other reporter willing to go down into the sewer.”

“Makes sense”, said Raphael.

“Anyway, once again these turtles, with the help of Super Grover 2.0, have saved the day!”

“And I would like to announce my retirement from the group”, said Grover.

“But why?”, asked Kermit.

“With these guys, you have got to fight”, said Grover, “and fighting is not what I do.”

“That is an honorable thing to do”, said Splinter, “even though I will continue to encourage my turtles to fight.”

“Well, as I said, the world, or at least the town, is a much safer place, at least for now”, said Kermit.

Abby was watching on TV.

“I’ve got my wand back”

Big Bird and Snuffy were watching the report at Big Bird’s nest area.

“And you’re no longer evil”, said Big Bird.

Hoots was watching.

“I’ve now got a wide audience of Snuffleupaguses”

Cookie Monster was watching.

“Me got a lot of cookies to eat now”

The Count was watching…

“One, two, three, four! Four turtles! A-ha-ha!”

“Well, this is Kermit the Frog, returning you to your regular scheduled programming.”

“You mean this isn’t their regularly scheduled programming?”, said Michelangelo.

The End

 

[Twisted Tails]

Yayyy! (claps) That's a great story! Time for a grape and radish bar to eat. Mmmm! Mmmm! Well, I kind of bored now, but I read the whole thing and you did great, minormuppetz. Great job! Nice way at the end to put Kermit the Frog as a reporter even though he is longer part of Sesame Street. Thanks and have a great day everyone. I give out a "whoopeeee."

 

[minor muppetz]

Yayyy! (claps) That's a great story! Time for a grape and radish bar to eat. Mmmm! Mmmm! Well, I kind of bored now, but I read the whole thing and you did great, minormuppetz. Great job! Nice way at the end to put Kermit the Frog as a reporter even though he is longer part of Sesame Street. Thanks and have a great day everyone. I give out a "whoopeeee."

Well, in fan fiction you don't have to worry abut securing character rights.

After finishing this I started wondering if I should have had Kermit and April O'Neil team-up. I'm not sure if they would have had food chemestry or not. Of course April was only a news reporter in the original series and the movies, not in the original comics. And I'm sure Kermit wouldn't mind going into a sewer to interract with other amphibians.