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The 'Ask JimAndFrank Thread' Cause Why Not?

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by JimAndFrank, Apr 9, 2017.

  1. JimAndFrank

    JimAndFrank Well-Known Member

    I am here to answer your questions and provide you with sub-par wisdom. How may I help my innocent little weirdos today?
     
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  2. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    favorite characters from sesame street?
     
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  3. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Is it true there's no such thing as Australian crystals?
     
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  4. BlakeConor14

    BlakeConor14 Well-Known Member

    What is your favourite type of spoon
     
  5. JimAndFrank

    JimAndFrank Well-Known Member

    From what I can remember, Ernie and Big Bird.

    I've never heard any rumours that we don't, but I can assure you we certainly do have crystals here. Or are you referring to a different definition of crystal?
     
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  6. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Well, the reason I asked was because we had a celebrity commentary show on cable in the U.S. years ago that included Australian TV personality Wes Dening - in one segment, they're commenting on a dumb as-seen-on-TV product called the "Ms. Taken Ring," essentially a fake wedding ring for women to wear to discourage guys from hitting on them; the announcer for the infomercial said the Ms. Taken Ring featured, "a blingin' 2-karat Australian crystal," to which Wes's reaction was, "Australian crystal?! Uh-uh!"
     
  7. JimAndFrank

    JimAndFrank Well-Known Member

    Well I have no idea what Wes was on about.
     
  8. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    I've got some questions for ya':
    • Who are your favorite Muppet characters?
    • In your opinion, who was the most annoying Muppet ever?
    • If Steve Whitmire and Kermit had a baby together, what would be the child's name?
     
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  9. JimAndFrank

    JimAndFrank Well-Known Member

    • Lips, Kermit and Rowlf.
    • Miss Piggy has been and always will be the most irritating character.
    • And as odd as the last question is, I'd imagine their abomination of a lovechild would be named after Jim if it was a boy or after Steve's mother Barbara, if it were a girl.
    Somehow, I don't think Melissa Whitmire would appreciate the outcome of that particular event.
     
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  10. dwayne1115

    dwayne1115 Well-Known Member

    Will you Marry me?
     
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  11. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    If you could hang out with any Sesame Street character for a day, who would you hang out with and what would you do with that character?
     
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  12. JimAndFrank

    JimAndFrank Well-Known Member

    I'd rethink that question if I were you. I tend to be quite a difficult person.
     
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  13. JimAndFrank

    JimAndFrank Well-Known Member

    I would hang out with Big Bird and get him to teach me how to roller-skate like an absolute boss.
     
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  14. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Ah yes. I forgot about Big Bird's love for roller-skating. There's a song called Wheels On My Feet I believe.
     
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  15. JimAndFrank

    JimAndFrank Well-Known Member

    If only Carroll Spinney would take me under his wing for a day. Pun absolutely intended.
     
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  16. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    *sigh. What I wouldn't do to get to spend a day with Caroll :dreamy:.
     
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  17. fuzzygobo

    fuzzygobo Well-Known Member

    Have you ever waltzed with Matilda?
    Or tied me kangaroo down, Sport?
     
  18. Old Thunder

    Old Thunder Well-Known Member

    Well if he can't, I'll step up as the next to ask for thine hand in holy matrimony.
     
  19. JimAndFrank

    JimAndFrank Well-Known Member

    I once asked a Matilda if she wished to dance. She said no. As for your kangaroo, I actually untied him. Turns out his name is Ricko. He joined me and a couple of my mates down at the pub for a couple of pints. Nice guy.

    What on earth have I done to prompt two marriage proposals in one day?
     
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  20. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    Better food: Australia or New Zealand?
     


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