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The Cheapest Muppet Central Forum Awards of All-Time!

Discussion in 'Feedback' started by theprawncracker, Feb 28, 2010.

  1. APRena

    APRena Well-Known Member

    You really deserve it dude. Keep up the great work and such. But nooooow....

    *glitter and feathers and old school Nickelodeon slime fall from sky*

    Yes, indeed I am trying to bankrupt you. :D
  2. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Yay Prawnie! And congrats on slowly learning to report news without any comma splices, too. ...Slowly.
  3. MuppetsFan4Life

    MuppetsFan4Life Well-Known Member

    Me- Congratula- (slime falls on my head) Ugh! Slime? Yuck!

    Ojo- (the feathers cover her) I look like a chicken! O_O

    Me- The balloons are enough, people. Now, I have to get clean...

    Tutter- Aw, lighten up. It can't get worse!
  4. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    I've actually spliced together a few newsprint splices to make this outfit...what do you think? Snazzy?
  5. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    ...<runs and hides behind Grammar Girl's book>
  6. APRena

    APRena Well-Known Member

    Ah, good point Tutter. I really should stick to less slimey projectiles.

    *fires cannon full of M&Ms*
  7. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Oh good grief... You KNOW we can't afford a ransom! Umm... let's see if I can just award it from memory...

    ...Where am I? Oh, right. I need to come up with a ransom... and now I'm covered in slime? Lovely... OH! That gives me an idea! Hey, hi, yo! I'll sell you my British friend Beau as ransom. Good enough?

    *shady looking figure runs in and grabs Beau* *runs out*

    *shrug* Works for me!

    The next award is for the Biggest Muffin Purveyor of 2009. This award goes to the member who purposefully detracts threads from their intended message with the motive of being nuts. A lot of us are really good at it... but here are five of the Biggest Muffin Purveyors of 2009:

    Super Scooter

    And the biggest muffin of 2009 is... the blueberry supreme! Who will eat this big muffin, you ask? Why, the Biggest Muffin Purveyor of 2009...


    D'Snowth has been muffining the forum for years and years (and years) and has won this award more times than any other member. He truly does have the biggest bran of us all.
  8. MuppetsFan4Life

    MuppetsFan4Life Well-Known Member

    Me- Congra- (M&Ms pelt my head) AHHHH! CHOCOLATE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (hides under chair)

    Ojo- She hates M&M's for some reason... (eats one) I don't know why. They're delicious!
  9. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *being dragged away by shady looking figure* Congratulations Snowth! Erm...where ARE you taking me? Are you aware that you are breaking more laws right now than even my first costume of the night was?
  10. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Ooh, M&Ms! I LOVE M&Ms! <dances around, trying to catch M&Ms in mouth> <chokes on some> <coughs> Water! WATER! APRena, WAVES! <chokes>
  11. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Hey! HEY! Can someone...great...Toga's busy choking and Prawnie's announcing...RedPiggy! WhiteRabbit! Someone else without a colour in their name! HELP!
  12. APRena

    APRena Well-Known Member

    Congrats Snowth! I had a feeling he'd win this one...

    AHHH! SOMEONE IS CHOKING! PANIC! *runs in circles* *pull rope that makes water fall from the sky* *soaks everyone*

    Yay! Rain! Ohhhhh. Whoops.

    (Yay! I'm HELPful. AND I don't have a color in my name! :D)
  13. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    <gulps rain> <stops choking> PHEW! Oh, THANK you! Why, I'm so HAPPY not to be choking, I could sing and dance! <Dances> I'm siiiiiiiiiinging in the raaaain... just siiiiiiiiinging in the raaaaaain! ...Hey, who's that shady man dragging Beau away?
  14. Oscarfan

    Oscarfan Well-Known Member

    Boy, oh boy. I went the concession stand, and when I got back I had to go through 6 pages! And two nominations already? Sweet-a-roonie!
  15. MuppetsFan4Life

    MuppetsFan4Life Well-Known Member

    Ojo- Hang on! Beauregard! I'm coming! (runs after them)

    Me- OJO! Don't run- (sighs, runs after her)

    Ojo- (to shady figure) Leave him alone, you...you...bad person!

    Me- (punches shady figure with a rubber chicken) Let go NOW!
  16. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    FINALLY! Someone notices! *is still being dragged away...although it turns out the shady figure is actually a cardboard cut-out of Jude Law...which, having been dampened by the sudden waterflow, falls apart*

    Well, that was easy.
  17. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Hmm... I wonder if I should've sold someone other than Beau? ...Nah.

    Up next we have the Most Informative Member of 2009 award. This award goes to the member who spends his time informing people of things when they may be confused about the details. Members like this are why I know so much about the Muppets (and because I just have no life). The top five Most Informative Members of 2009 are...


    And the member whose information we love to learn is...


    This is dwmckim's first Muppet Central Forum Award, but he has been an active member of Muppet Central since 2002. dwmckim can be credited for saving the awards this year by pleading people to vote (it worked!).
  18. APRena

    APRena Well-Known Member

    Hey, didjaknow that they used milk to make the rain show up on camera for the movie? I'm such a musical nerd. Anyway, back to being a pain in Prawnie's neck... gee, what is there left to make fall from the sky to bankrupt him? I KNOW!

    *money falls from ceiling.*
    *Unfortunately for everyone, it's in dimes*
  19. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    <sloshes through large puddles to return to "seat"> Y'know, Prawnie... you REALLY should've gone with a mop, instead of that urn. <squats down in a puddle> Yay, dwmckim, for saving the awards! ...I think they could've used just a LITTLE more saving. Or a saving's account.

    <opens umbrella to shelter self from raining dimes> Why couldn't it be quarters? Then I'd be able to do my laundry...
  20. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Congratulations, DW! I've learned so much from you this past year!

    *is hit in the eye with a dime* It's like that kid is trying to steal my thunder...*rearranges eye-patch shaped like lightning* I'm so glad I got Gaga to design my wardrobe this season...

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