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The corny joke thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kiki, Dec 3, 2006.

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  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Yep! Marty got it!
  2. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    Hooray! I Am The Champion!!!:D :excited:
  3. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Ohhh! Now that makes the first story funny! Hardy-har-har!
  4. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    Knock-Knock

    Who's there?

    Boo

    Boo who?

    Don't cry. It's only a joke:crazy:
  5. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Which name is more popular, Bill or William?
  6. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    Let's see. Ah, here we go
    There was a guy in the produce section, he went in there feelin kinda peachy, he met the woman of his dreams and they left there a pair. Well, he decided that it would be a romantic thing to propose to her in the same spot in which they met, so he popped the question right there, and she said "I will, under one condition. My dad is very strict and wants us to have a traditional wedding, so we have to do that" He said "So I guess that means that we CANTELOPE?"

    Daniel
  7. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    Is this meant to be another joke Snowthy?:confused:
  8. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    Neither, they're the same aren't they?

    Daniel
  9. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that's why I'm waiting for someone to make a guess so I can reveal the punchline./
  10. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    In that case I'll guess Bill.

    Naturally why wouldn't I? ;)
  11. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    You're right, because you wouldn't ever find a duck with a feather on his william would you?
  12. anythingmuppet

    anythingmuppet New Member

    LOL...I was just reading this and then, for some reason, "Billiam" came in my head....

    It doesn't make ANY sense...it's just randomness...:D
  13. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    ha ha ha ha ha BOOM BOOM.

    That was very cute Snowthers :D
  14. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    I got it from a guy I know at the local PBS.
  15. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    Pardon me, but what does PBS stand for?
  16. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Public Broadcasting Station. Only available in the U.S.

    www.pbs.org
  17. anythingmuppet

    anythingmuppet New Member

    Public Broadcasting Service

    D'OH! ANOTHER ZIFFEL!

    LOL.....D'ohsnowth...D'ohsnowth is so my new nickname for you!! Ha ha haw!
  18. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    Thanks to you both Snowth and Nick. I had a feeling it might be a television station, but I wasn't completely sure.
  19. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I used to intern at our local PBS station; I was basically a go-fer most of the time but on special occasions they would let operate one of the cameras (usually the one they knew would require the least movement), and then when would have pledge-drives for children's television (like Sesame Street of course) I became co-puppeteer.:excited:
  20. furryredmonster

    furryredmonster New Member

    Used to? What happend? Sorry... I'm curious.


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