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The corny joke thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kiki, Dec 3, 2006.

  1. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    They never call me up for anything anymore. Used to, if something came up they felt they'd need my help in something (taping a local TV show, testing studio equipment, et cetera) they would call me and ask me if I could come in, but they haven't called me in to do anything in MONTHS now.
  2. Super Scooter New Member

    Why did the train cross the road?































    ... 'cause that's the way it's tracks went!
  3. Faylo Member

    What's brown and sticky?




























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    A STICK!
  4. Beakerfan Active Member

    OH! Wow. It took me a little longer than I would've liked to get that. Haha!

    Knock knock!

    Who's There?

    Noah!

    Noah who?

    Noah good joke?
  5. sarah_yzma Active Member

    Oh so horrible.....but so good all at the same time.....
  6. MuppetsRule Active Member

    This Indian goes to the psychiatrist. Says, "Doc, doc, I'm so confused. One minute I think I'm a wigwam, the next minute I think I'm a Teepee."

    The Doctor says, "You know what your problem is?"

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    "You're two tents." :o
  7. Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    What's green, sits in the bathtub and whistles?





















































    The answer is a pineapple!

    HUH! A pineapple isn't green.
    But you can paint it green:D
    A pineapple doesn't sit in the bathtub.
    But you can place it in the bathtub;)
    Wait a minute. A pineapple definitely doesn't whistle.
    Ah. I only put that in to make it difficult. Chortle Chortle Hardy-Har Har:crazy:
  8. Muppet Newsgirl Active Member

    Mrs. A: My aunt's skin itches so badly that she wants to go in for skin grafts.
    Mrs. B: Sounds like a really rash decision to me.
  9. Super Scooter New Member

    My footwear is made of authentic Chinese leather!

    How can you tell?

    Well, they call it MOO-SHOE!
  10. Princeton Active Member

    How did the cheeseburger propose to his girlfriend?











































    With an onion ring!
  11. Beakerfan Active Member

    Heehee!

    Why did the tomatoe blush?


















































































    Because it saw the salad dressing!
  12. Ilikemuppets New Member

    One time-


    I told a corny joke.:zany:
  13. MuppetsRule Active Member

    Dr. Bob would be proud of this thread.

    Heck, who am I kidding. All the Muppets would be proud of this thread.

    Except of course, :boo: and :sleep:

    And maybe :attitude:
  14. Ilikemuppets New Member

    "You're all a bunch of Weridos'!"
  15. Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    During the great flood when God judged the world for it's wickedness in His sight Noah suddenly noticed the Ark was beginning to sink. When he pointed it out to Mrs.Noah she cried "I told you it was a silly idea to bring along a pair of termites as well.":smirk:
  16. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Here's a funny story our Christian counselor told my parents at one of their sessions...

    One night, Satan decided to rise to the Earth to stir up some trouble; he found his way over to a nearby church that was in the middle of the Sunday night sermon. He bursts in and starts walking up and down the altar scaring people and chasing them off, he even managed to drive the pastor away once he made up front; he then turns around and sees one man still sitting in the altar, so he walks up to him and tries to scare him but the man didn't move, nor did he seemed to give a care. A confused Satan then said to the man "why aren't you scared? Don't you know who I am?" The man then replied "of course I do, I've been married to your sister for fifteen years!"
  17. Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    Hey I can tell everybody who reads this thread exactly what they shall get on their next birthdays.
    They shall all get:














































































    ONE ENTIRE YEAR OLDER!!!!!!!
  18. Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    A mother cat & her 3 kittens were walking down the street when they approach a dog.So the dog starts barking at them.The mother cat barks back.The dog gets wide eyed and runs away. The mother cat then turns to the kittens and says,"See,children?It pays to know a second language."
  19. Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Superman
    Superman who?
    Are you stupid? Don't you know Superman only has one name?
  20. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    This thread is so corny...

    HOW CORNY IS IT?

    This thread is so corny, I think the corn industry just went out of business!

    BOO! HISS! YOU SUCK!

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