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The corny joke thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kiki, Dec 3, 2006.

  1. fuzzygobo

    fuzzygobo Well-Known Member

    Do you know the rope joke?
    No? Well, skip it.
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  2. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    You got it.
  3. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?
    No? Well, then there's no point to it.

    Did you hear the one about the fifteen-foot-high fence?
    You haven't? Well, it would have gone over your head anyway.
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  4. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Why did this one guy decide to not eat any Thanksgiving leftovers?
  5. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member

    Because he wanted to quit "cold turkey"?
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  6. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    I've got one (and I did take it from Fozzie Bear himself) "What is green, waves his arms, and is found in Chinese Restaurants?"
  7. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

  8. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member

    What kind of car does Colonel Sanders like to drive?
    A "chicken coupe".
  9. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    What's a ghost favorite game?
    Hide & Shriek.
  10. fuzzygobo

    fuzzygobo Well-Known Member

    Now for a dirty joke.
    Two pigs went in the mud.

    And the dirty part- three came out.
  11. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    Why doesn't Handy Manny have a girlfriend?
  12. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    When Batman sings his own theme song does he go "Nananananananana ME!"? :p.
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  13. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Why not?
  14. dwayne1115

    dwayne1115 Well-Known Member

    Why couldn't Cinderella play Basketball? She ran away from the ball!!!
  15. Mary Louise

    Mary Louise Well-Known Member

    How did Papa Bear order breakfast?

    "Please, porridge hot!"
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  16. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    What did Charlie Brown say when he had to study a Middle Eastern country for Geography class? I got Iraq! :p
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  17. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    I can't help but think that with her twisted sense of humor, mean attitude, and last name connection Angelica is the one who came up with Adult Swim's Mr. Pickles
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  18. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Nah, it seems to be a common dog name. My aunt and uncle's weenie dog's name also happens to be Mr. Pickles.
  19. Mary Louise

    Mary Louise Well-Known Member

    What did Kermit say when he heard Jim Henson had died?

    Nothing. He croaked.

    :) :jim: :cry:
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  20. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

    The "Mahna Mahna" song has over 80 million views on YouTube. I guess you could say it's a...

    global phenomahna?


    (Sorry if someone already did this one... :o)
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