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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kiki, Dec 3, 2006.
Do you know the rope joke?
No? Well, skip it.
You got it.
Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?
No? Well, then there's no point to it.
Did you hear the one about the fifteen-foot-high fence?
You haven't? Well, it would have gone over your head anyway.
Why did this one guy decide to not eat any Thanksgiving leftovers?
Because he wanted to quit "cold turkey"?
I've got one (and I did take it from Fozzie Bear himself) "What is green, waves his arms, and is found in Chinese Restaurants?"
What kind of car does Colonel Sanders like to drive?
A "chicken coupe".
What's a ghost favorite game?
Hide & Shriek.
Now for a dirty joke.
Two pigs went in the mud.
And the dirty part- three came out.
Why doesn't Handy Manny have a girlfriend?
When Batman sings his own theme song does he go "Nananananananana ME!"? .
Why couldn't Cinderella play Basketball? She ran away from the ball!!!
How did Papa Bear order breakfast?
"Please, porridge hot!"
What did Charlie Brown say when he had to study a Middle Eastern country for Geography class? I got Iraq!
I can't help but think that with her twisted sense of humor, mean attitude, and last name connection Angelica is the one who came up with Adult Swim's Mr. Pickles
Nah, it seems to be a common dog name. My aunt and uncle's weenie dog's name also happens to be Mr. Pickles.
What did Kermit say when he heard Jim Henson had died?
Nothing. He croaked.
The "Mahna Mahna" song has over 80 million views on YouTube. I guess you could say it's a...
(Sorry if someone already did this one... )
Separate names with a comma.