Some Christian humor... A married couple were trying to have a baby, but to no avail. One day, the wife suggested going to their priest. The husband agreed, and off to the church they went. The priest said "Well, the most I can do is annoint you in oil. The problem with that is that all I have is 3-in-1". The couple agreed, and nine months later they had triplets. Upon hearing the news, the priest called to check on the couple. He said "Well, I'm glad everything worked out". The husband said "We are too, Father. But the REAL miracle is that you didn't use WD-40!" a) Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? b) Where in the Bible does it mention baseball? c) What kind of a man was Boaz before he married Ruth? a) Because Noah was standing on the deck. b) Genesis 1:1- "In the big inning..." c) He was Ruth-less.