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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by The Count, Jun 22, 2012.
*to self* Oh boy...not again
Clerk: Monstrous humans. Really, you seem to know a thing or two about vampires. Tell me, please?
Also, what's wrong with the guy beside you?
What if they aren't monstrous things..
*starts to get really nervous*
*fangs start coming out as defense mechanism*
Clerk: I must be seeing things...did your friend just grow fangs?!
[hides under counter]
No, madam, she did not.
Please come out..
Clerk: I might need a trip to the psychologist's office...
Anyway, back to topic. Maybe vampires being monstrous is just a stereotype.
Do you think they have fangs?
I think so, but I'm not sure. Speaking of fangs...
[looks strangly at Sarge]
*keeps mouth closed*
*rests head in hand as a clever way to keep mouth covered*
Why are you looking at me like that?
*sees knife close to clerk*
You might want to watch that knife...
Clerk: Oh...uh...nothing much. It's just...may I take your order?
[puts knife in the kitchen sink]
*forgets about fangs and moves hand*
I'll have *insert food item here*
(I don't really know what japanese food consists of)
**sees something on clerks hand**
Did you... Cut yourself!?
(to microphone) One order of *something*!
I really need a trip to the psychologist's office...
EDIT: ziffeled yet again
[sees hand bleeding]
I'll get a band-aid. Be right back. Meanwhile, why don't you read the menu and decide what to order?
*looks at Grace* You gonna control yourself?
**runs into bathroom**
*follows Grace into the bathroom*
I brought a bag of blood with me in case something like this happened...*holds out bag*
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