The Creature Calamity Club

*to self* Oh boy...not again

Clerk: Monstrous humans. Really, you seem to know a thing or two about vampires. Tell me, please?
Also, what's wrong with the guy beside you?

What if they aren't monstrous things..

*starts to get really nervous*
*fangs start coming out as defense mechanism*
O_O

Clerk: I must be seeing things...did your friend just grow fangs?!
[hides under counter]

*elbows sarge*

No, madam, she did not.


Please come out..

Clerk: I might need a trip to the psychologist's office...
Anyway, back to topic. Maybe vampires being monstrous is just a stereotype.

See?

Do you think they have fangs?

I think so, but I'm not sure. Speaking of fangs...
[looks strangly at Sarge]

*keeps mouth closed*

*rests head in hand as a clever way to keep mouth covered*

Why are you looking at me like that?

*sees knife close to clerk*

You might want to watch that knife...

Clerk: Oh...uh...nothing much. It's just...may I take your order?

EDIT: ziffeled.
[sees knife]
[puts knife in the kitchen sink]

*forgets about fangs and moves hand*

I'll have *insert food item here*

(I don't really know what japanese food consists of)

**sees something on clerks hand**

Did you... Cut yourself!?

Clerk: Ok
(to microphone) One order of *something*!
[sees fangs]
I really need a trip to the psychologist's office...

EDIT: ziffeled yet again
[sees hand bleeding]
I'll get a band-aid. Be right back. Meanwhile, why don't you read the menu and decide what to order?

*looks at Grace* You gonna control yourself?

*eye twitch*

**runs into bathroom**

*follows Grace into the bathroom*

I brought a bag of blood with me in case something like this happened...*holds out bag*