The Creature Calamity Club

Yeah...pretty much...

We can't risk having anyone have access to it...

Yeah, and the sooner we destroy it the better, right? How about we go to destroy it before bringing the food we prepared to the cabin?

Yeah...hopefully it won't be hard to destroy...

*turn off the PlayStation 2 and TV*

I could call Bahamut and Eden, I'm sure they'll be able to destroy it.

Or I could try to explode it with my mind...

As long as it's destroyed in the end...

Come on, let's teleport and just destroy that *beep* computer.

*teleports them to the attic*

*focuses on the computer, eyes start glowing completely white*

*computer shakes a bit, but nothing happens*

*stops and pants a bit*

Nope...not gonna happen...

*frown and put my hands on Johnny's shoulders*

*summon Bahamut*
Burn everything in sight!

*summon Eden afterwards*
End this!

*computer ends up looking detroyed but it's not completely destroyed*

That's one tough computer...you think it's broke enough?

I better make sure...

*call Shiva, Ifrit, Siren, Diablos, Brothers, Leviathan, Pandemona, Alexander, Doomtrain, Cactuar and Tonberry*

*call Cerberus and, under the effect of Double, cast Ultima two times in a row*

*collapse from exhaustion*

*catches her*

*teleports home*

*in an exhausted voice*

Is the computer destroyed?

Yeah...it is...

Come on, let's go to the cabin...see if anyone is still up for food...

*weak smile*
Good to know.

I feel like I can eat at least two helpings and pie...

*try to stand up*

Just rest...*teleports her to the cabin and helps her to the couch*

*teleports back home and teleports back to the cabin with the food*

*puts the food in the kitchen and sits next to Yuna*

*smile at Johnny and snuggle up to him*

*make bat-like noises of content*

Hey Guys!

Dinners ready when ever you guys are!

Ok

You ready to eat, Yuna?

Oh yes, I am so ready to eat

Well then let's eat. The chances of everyone eating together are slim to none...