The Creature Calamity Club

**Be right there!**
[flies to the beach]

That can be arranged

You just turn into a rat and I use my Float spell. It's not really flying, but close enough

I have no idea if that was supposed to be an insult or not

*turns into a rat*

[arrives at the beach]
Hi ho!

*take his phone and cast Float on Johnny*

*wings briefly appear as the spell makes him levitate and quickly take a photo while the wings are still visible*

*lift the spell and catch him with my hand, gently putting him back on the ground*

Edit:

Hi there, Vince

Um…rats can fly?

*squeak*

Is that a yes or a no?

Everything and everyone can fly with my assistance

And cooking?

*turns human*

*sends the picture*

*gets text*

"If I show you will you leave me alone?"

*texts*

"I can't make that promise"

*to Vince*
Well, I guess the rat has to be the assistant and not the human

*to Johnny*
Reckon Steve will still show us his equine form?

Do I get to join the fun?

Hey, Vincent. On a more serious note, if anyone asks, I'm a rat demon and Yuna is a mouse demon...We think it's safer if people don't know we are bat demons...just in case...

I just tell them you're human. But ok.

I mean...to any of the new people. And any other monsters we meet...

I will keep that in mind.

He meant if new tenants ask what kind of demons we are. Normal humans are better off thinking we're just humans, and nothing else.

Edit: ziffled

*finally gets a picture back*

Look at that. He IS a unicorn...

*take a look at the pic*
Holy poop, I wouldn't have thought that. Nice horn

*sends text*

"Daw...you so puuurdy "

*gets text*

"At least I'm not a fat, ugly rat"

Touchy