The End Chapter One: The new kid, Roy It was a sunny summer Saturday. The Muppet gang was outside at their usual meeting spot, the old oak tree. They were talking about their plans for the future, since graduation was only a few weeks away. "...And then, when I get my degree, I'm going to move to Bombay to become a movie star!" Said an excited Gonzo. Jaz shook her head. "Um, one, the way your math grade looks, I doubt you'll be getting a degree, and two, you don't go to Bombay to become a movie star, you go to Hollywood! I should know, I plan on going there!" Jaz smiled widely. "Vous are such a copier!" Piggy accused. "Moi am going to continue my career on television... But make it better!" Kermit was puzzled. "Continue? Piggy, you were on TV?" Piggy blushed slightly. "Well... Yes... But... But I did um... Bacon comercials..." "THAT'S SO OFFENSIVE!" Jaz blurted out. "The jerks of the stupid television brodcasting system have no consideration for the other species of actresses!" Fozzie put his hand on Jaz's shoulder. "Jaz calm down. Kermit, what are you gonna do when we graduate?" Fozzie asked. "Hmmm... Gee, I really haven't thought about it... Well I did plan on getting married to-" All of a sudden, a dashing pig with a brown hair buzz cut, and a jean jacket pops out of nowhere. "I hate to intrude, but by any chance do you happen know where I can find a group called the Muppets?" The pig asked politely. "Um, that would be us." Kermit said. "Well, before I speak anymore, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Roy Hockney. I am an exchange student from Transylvania." Roy informed. "Well Hi there! My name is Kermit the frog! These are my friends, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Jaz, Gonzo, and Camilla." All of Kermit's friends waved to Roy. "It is nice to meet you all. I came to find you, because it says I am supposed to be staying with Kermit. I asked that brute, Brad if he had any idea as to where this person was, and he insisted that I got lost. He also implyed I was a Muppet. Assuming that Kermit was one of them, I went to search for these Muppets. Then I located you, and we are now having a civilized conversation." Roy explained. "Oh don't you worry about Brad. He's a big jerk who only cares about himself. He actually is sweet if you're his friend." Piggy informed. "Well thank you Miss...Um...What was your name again?" Roy asked. "Miss Piggy. But you can just call me Piggy, dear." Piggy said sweetly. Roy kissed her gloved hand, and it kinda made Piggy blush. Noticing, Kermit decided to change the subject. "S-So Roy, what are you going to do when you graduate?" Asked Kermit asked shakily. "Well, I plan on making one of the girls here my bride. They are all very beautiful, and I for one, am hoping to find my perfect match." Roy explained. "Awww, how sweet!" Jaz awed. "Well I truly hope you find her." Piggy said. Roy stared at Piggy. She has no clue... How adorable... Roy thought. Roy finally sat down, (Next to Piggy might I add.) and enjoyed the hospitality of the Muppets. Chapter Two- What's his problem? It's been exactly two hours since Roy met the Muppets, but it seems as though the only Muppet he wants to talk to is Miss Piggy. Kermit couldn't stand it. He had a bad feeling about Roy. He had a feeling that he only wanted to hurt Piggy. Kermit and the gang were at the library. The gang always took up two tables, and Piggy always sat right next to Kermit. However, this time, she was at the second table with Roy, Jaz, and Camilla, while Kermit was at the first table with Fozzie, Gonzo, and Scooter. "Wow Boss, he sure is a casanova. He has all three of the girls!" Scooter exclaimed. Kermit just crossed his arms. "Don't remind me." Kermit said with slight anger. "I haven't made Jaz laugh like that before..." Fozzie sighed. "And Camilla hasn't paid that much attention to me before." Said a concerned Gonzo. "Don't worry guys, I'm sure it's nothing." Scooter assured. As the boys watched Roy and the girls, Piggy planted a kiss on Roys cheek. Do you hear that? The screaming? Yeah, well, it's coming from Kermit's brain in case you're wondering. "Kermit, are you alright?" Fozzie asked. Kermit's eye was twitching, and his foot was constantly tapping. "I... Am... Fine." Kermit strained incredibly hard to get those three words out his mouth. Then Roy and the girls came over to Kermit and the guys. "Kermie, Roy asked me if I wanted to go to lunch with him, do you want to come?" Piggy asked. "No, go ahead!" Kermit said with false happiness. Piggy left the library, and Roy looked at Kermit face to face with his demonic eyes. "Don't bother Kermit. When I'm done with her, she will have forgotten all about you." Roy said with a threatening tone. Then he left the library. "What was THAT all about, huh?" Jaz asked. "It sounds like he's out get you Kermit!" Gonzo yelled. "Bur Baw Bur Bawk!" Camilla clucked. "He obviously likes Piggy, but... Roy has no idea that you and Piggy are together Kermit." Fozzie explained. "You're right... So why would he..." Kermit paused. "I think we have a little homework to do. Who's in?" Jaz asked. "I'm in." "I'm in too Jazzy!" "Bur Bawk!" "You got it Chief!" "I'm out." "Why?" "You said we have homework to do. I have the worst math grade in the history of Danhurst highschool. Why on earth-" "I mean, we have to spy on Roy, you yutz!" "Oh... Count me in!" And with that, they began to make their plan. Chapter three- The study date "...Well Kermit. What do you think?" Asked Gonzo. "It's terrible! Why would you put peanut butter and anchovies on the same sandwich? Yuck!" Kermit exclaimed in disgust. Gonzo then walked back to his table with Camilla. Kermit was now sitting alone. The rest of his friends were sitting with Roy. Kermit just stared at the floor until he noticed two black heels. It was Piggy. "Kermit, are you alright?" Piggy asked. "Not really. It's Roy...I really don't think you should be hanging out with him." Kermit explained. "Well...Why not?" Piggy asked. "Piggy, please. I just have a bad vibe from him." Piggy slit her eyes, thought a moment, then returned her eyes back to normal. "You're jealous!" Piggy yelled. "I am not." kermit denied. "You are! You are, You are, You are, You are!" Piggy teased in a singsong tone. Kermit grunted angrily. "I'm not jealous Piggy! He's just...He's just...Wierd!" Kermit yelled finally. Piggy frowned. "Kermit, I am not going to stop hanging out with him just because you're jealous. I don't care how many times you tell me you are not, you are." Piggy said. "Well fine then! Who needs ya!?" Kermit yelled. "Moi doesn't need vous..." Piggy paused. "Well...At the moment anyway..." Piggy kissed Kermit softly, and she went back to her table. Kermit rubbed his lips where Piggy kissed him, and smiled. Do I know how to pick 'em or what? Kermit thought. It was six o'clock. Everyone was in their dorms. Roy however was about to go somewhere. "Hey, man. Where are ya headed?" Asked Floyd. "To Piggy's room. We have a study date." Roy explained. Kermit was twitching again. But Roy left before Kermit made it noticeable. As soon as Roy arrived, all the girls went to the boy's room. "Ok, so we've hooked up cameras in the room, so we can watch Roy's every move." Explained Jaz as she opened her laptop. "Wow, Jaz. That's cool!" Gonzo exclaimed. "Well, when your mother and father are super geniuses, and you're a pro gamer, you learn a few things." Jaz said as she tiped on her laptop. "Well, they're only studying right now." Fozzie said. "I know, but I have the feeling that he's going to-" Kermit paused. "What happened to the cameras?" Jaz tried to get the cameras operative again, but they continued to malnfunction. "I'm sorry Kermit, but if we want to know more about Roy, we're gonna need to get a better technology expert in here!" "But the only other tech expert I know is Scooter! He's at work!" Kermit yelled. "I guess we just have to go over there and see what's happening ourselves!" Gonzo suggested. "No, I think we're going to far with this you guys. Let's give it a rest." Kermit said. Kermit looked around the room. Roy left his textbook. If he's not going to spy on him, he might as well give him his textbook. "Guys, I'm gonna go give Roy his textbook OK?" Kermit announced. "Ok Kermit!" His friends yelled back. Kermit started to head next door when the cameras kicked back in. "Uh-Oh." Jaz said as she stared at the image on the computer. "We can't let Kermit see that!" Fozzie yelled. Next thing you know, the heroic band of party animals ran out of the door. "Kermit! Don't open that door!" His friends yelled. It was too late. Kermit was already about to open the door. "Hey Roy, I thought you would need your textbook since you guys were-" Kermit paused as he looked into the room. He dropped Roy's textbook. Roy and Piggy were kissing heavily. Piggy looked like she was enjoying it. The two pigs finally looked up at Kermit, who's jaw was wide open. Kermit observed Piggy. Her lipstick was smeared. Her button shirt was halfway unbuttoned. Her hair was frizzed up wildly. Kermit didn't know what to think. Roy only pretended to act oblivious. "Oh dear... Is Piggy your... Oh dear... I'll leave you two alone to... Um... discuss this predicament." Roy then left the room. Kermit finally closed his mouth. Piggy just wondered what came over her. "...I...You..." Kermit couldn't get the words out of his mouth. Piggy crossed her arms and looked down, avoiding eye contact. "Kermie, I just want to say-" "FORGET IT! FORGET IT, AND FORGET YOU!" Kermit yelled. Kermit ran away, where no one could find him. Little did Kermit know that his friends watched the entire thing on the camera. "Oh...This is terrible..." Said Jaz slowly. Piggy was a wreck. Has she lost Kermit forever? Roy then appeared out of nowhere in a cloud of magic. "Didn't I tell you? He's nothing like us..." Roy said. "I know Roy... I know..." Piggy said softly. Jaz, and the rest of the gang that was in Kermit's room, gasped at what they just saw. "D-Did you just that?" Fozzie stuttered. "Yeah! It was cool!" Gonzo yelled. Then there was commotion. Everyone was talking at once. "QUIIIIIIIET!" Jaz yelled. Everyone was silent but Janice. "...I said, look buddy, I'm not getting naked for anyone, even if it is, artistic! Oh..." Janice blushed. "Guys, Roy is magical! We have to tell Kermit!" Jaz yelled. "I doubt it will change his additude, man. the froggy foreman ain't gonna believe this too easily." Floyd said. "Well...All we can do is hope it will work!" Jaz said courageously. With that, the gang set out to find Kermit.