The Henson Stictch

yeah, well. i used super superglue to stick my eye-ball on him in the first place. Won't come off in a hurry.

You've been watching too much of "the Dark Crystal".

Hey , I just noticed the word "stitch" is spelt wrong in the title of this thread

..and with, that he made his 100th post!!

I havn't seen Dark Crystal at all...

...and I'm feeling thick today from being ill over the weekend and can't think of a decent come-back line...

*stands tall,chest out, looks out onto the horrison,hair flowing in the wind,like a greek god*
..That's alright, mate.

Did you know that blonde hair flowing in the wind only makes you look kind'a, well, *cough*

I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject.

Who said anything about blonde?

Naturally I was mearly assuming.

But blonde does suit you, no?

well, I wanna say yes..but if I do this thread might stray off topic with blonde jokes or somethin..and we wouldn't it to get silly,would we?

Speaking of which, did you hear about the actually amazingly clever blonde who managed to invent a solar flashlight?

..what ,you mean this one?

...oh...I see...fine...

Who Da Man?!

That was no Man! That was my luggage! Oh, sorry, I thought that was a lame attempt as a Fozzie "Who was that man I saw you with last night" joke...

..well then the punchline would be .."that was no man ! That was my wife!"..
but that just sounds wrong..

Yes. I sounds very wrong...

Maybe, it could be. "That was no man, that was my brother."

..the only problem there being,it's not funny..

I stand speechless.

No, wait. I don't. I can think of exactly two words to say to that.

Wocka, and Wocka.

...and now for something completly differrant.

*Laughs so much that dosn't notice out in the distent labs this is occuring*

I told you we shouldn't take our eyes off them for one second!