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The Henson Stictch

Discussion in 'Puppet News' started by Janice Tenderly, Mar 16, 2005.

  1. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    yeah, well. i used super superglue to stick my eye-ball on him in the first place. Won't come off in a hurry.
  2. You've been watching too much of "the Dark Crystal".
  3. Hey , I just noticed the word "stitch" is spelt wrong in the title of this thread

    ..and with, that he made his 100th post!!
  4. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    I havn't seen Dark Crystal at all...

    ...and I'm feeling thick today from being ill over the weekend and can't think of a decent come-back line...
  5. *stands tall,chest out, looks out onto the horrison,hair flowing in the wind,like a greek god*
    ..That's alright, mate.
  6. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Did you know that blonde hair flowing in the wind only makes you look kind'a, well, *cough*

    I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject.
  7. Who said anything about blonde?
  8. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Naturally I was mearly assuming.

    But blonde does suit you, no?
  9. well, I wanna say yes..but if I do this thread might stray off topic with blonde jokes or somethin..and we wouldn't it to get silly,would we?
  10. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Speaking of which, did you hear about the actually amazingly clever blonde who managed to invent a solar flashlight?
  11. ..what ,you mean this one?
  12. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    ...oh...I see...fine...
  13. Who Da Man?!
  14. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    That was no Man! That was my luggage! Oh, sorry, I thought that was a lame attempt as a Fozzie "Who was that man I saw you with last night" joke...
  15. ..well then the punchline would be .."that was no man ! That was my wife!"..
    but that just sounds wrong..
  16. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Yes. I sounds very wrong...

    Maybe, it could be. "That was no man, that was my brother."
  17. ..the only problem there being,it's not funny.. :sleep:
  18. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    I stand speechless.

    No, wait. I don't. I can think of exactly two words to say to that.

    Wocka, and Wocka.
  19. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *Laughs so much that dosn't notice out in the distent labs this is occuring*

    I told you we shouldn't take our eyes off them for one second!

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