The Jim Henson Hour Cruise

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Chapter 1

Kermit had called many of the Muppets into the controll room at Muppet Central.

"Okay, is everybody here?", asked Kermit.

"How can anybody tell?", asked Vicki.

"She's got a point, Frog", said Leon.

"Yeah", said Bean Bunny, "A very cute point!"

"Well, I'll just assume that you're all here", said Kermit, "But one of our sponsors, Left Fifth Line Cruise, has offered to give us all an all-expenses paid cruise on one of their boats!"

"Yay!", cheered everybody.

"One of the small boats", said Kermit.

"Oh...", groaned everyone.

"But it'll still be a fun trip", said Kermit.

"Just as long as I don't get wet", said Digit.

"Well, what are we waiting for?", asked Bean, "Let's go on the trip!"

"Yeah!", shouted Clifford.

Everybody started talking over each other and walking off to get ready.

"I can pack myself", said Waldo, who then turned himself into a suitcase.

"Well, you do look packed", said Kermit.

And before they knew it they were all on the ship, ready for the cruise.

"I am ready", said Leon, "Now where are the bikini clad chickens?"

"I just want chickens", said Gonzo.

"Oh, right!", mumbled Flash.

"This will be one unforgettable voyage", said Beard.

"I hope you are right", said Clifford.

"If anything it'll be a cute voyage", said Bean.

"I need to go find some martinis", said Link.

"Oh, I'm with you!", said Waldo.

"Well, according to my list, everybody who should be her eis here", said Vicki, "Everyone but the lion... and Bootsie and Brad... And The Storyteller and his dog... And a few others."

"Great, I think", said Kermit, "And the boat is moving. This voyage has begun!"

"Hmm", said Jaques Roache, "Seems like a rushed beginning!"

 

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Chapter 2

"Well, Leon, let's see what they have to do on this boat", said Gonzo.

"Good idea", said Leon.

They walked around, and saw Anthony and Fern tossing chicken feathers.

"Hey, anybody else up for a good game of feather tossing?", asked Anthony.

"It's the most sophisticated game in town", said Fern.

"Maybe later", said Gonzo.

"Much, much, much later", said Leon.

Rowlf was playing on the ship's piano.

"Boy, this is a great piano, for a cruise", said Rowlf.

"Hey, maybe we can play with you", said Clifford, and then the rest of Solid Foam provided back-up.

"It sounds harmonous", said Beard.

"It also sounds out of tune!", said Rowlf.

"Oh, I can fix that", said Lindbergh, who started to fix Rowlf's piano while Rowlf was playing it.

"Are you sure you can fix that while I'm playing?", asked Rowlf.

"Oh, I'm pretty sure", said Lindbergh, who then got zapped by some lazers form inside the piano.

"Hmm, how peculiar", said Digit, "I thought that was mean tto be in my keyboard."

Several penguins and rats went by the ship's bar, all complaining at once.

"One at a time, one at a time", said Jaques.

"WHut hupnigon?", asked The Swedish Chef.

"Oh, everybody can't decide on my cooking", said Jaques.

"Ohhh, nu", said The Swedish Chef, "Teew prufth my cuftkup!"

"Oh, no", said Jaques, "They prefer my cooking!"

"Oh, nu, nu, nu", said The Swedish Chef.

"Well, Mr. Kermit", said Vicki, "This cruise seems to be a blast."

A blast was then heard in the background.

"Well, you got the blast part right", said Kermit, "There's a lot of madness and mayhem going on."

"A lot of cute madness and mayhem, right?", asked Bean.

"Uh, yeah, yeah, right", said Kermit, "Cute madness and cute mayhem."

"Yeah, this cruise is really rockin'!", said Beard.

"There is a lot of stuff to do here", said Gonzo.

"Oh, good", said Kermit, "What have you done so far?"

"Nothing", said Gonzo.

They all then heard a bang by the side of the boat.

"What was that?", asked Beard.

"I don't know", said Kermit, "But I'll check it out!"

 

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Chapter 3

Kermit went to see what the bang was from. He looked out the window, and saw a ship, with the "CBS" logo on the side.

"Give up now, Muppets!", said the leader, "We're the Convincing Buffalo Squad, and we're here to convince the stars of 1989 NBC shows to give up the ship!"

"Yeah", said one of the crew members, "We may not be convincing john..."

"But you're going to convince us anyway, right?", asked Kermit.

"Uh, right", said the crew member.

"Oh, boy!", said Leon, "It looks like we're going to have a battle!"

"A feud!", said Gonzo.

"An adventure", said Linbergh.

"I'll have to check and make sure my guitar is in tune", said Beard.

"Oh, what a cute ship", said Bean.

"You are not cute", said the leader.

"Well, I am not convinced", said Bean.

"Say", siad the CBS crew member, "Maybe we aren't very good at convincing others."

The leader pointed a cannon at the crew member and blasted at him.

"Oh course", moaned the crew member, "I could be wrong..."

 

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Chapter 4

The leader got out a big cannon.

"Oh, no!", cried Fozzie, "What'll we do?"

"Wait, Fozzie?", asked Vicki, "I didn't know you were here."

"Yeah, I'm just making a quick cameo.", said Fozzie.

"What a cute cameo", said Bean.

"Shove it!", said Leon.

"Surrender or die!", said the leader.

"I know what I can do!", said Waldo, who transformed himself into a huge cannon and shot the ship. It sank.

"Hooray!", cheered the others.

"Now we can enjoy the rest of our cruise!", said Digit.

"You know, guys", said Kermit, "Violence is not the answer. We shouldn't have destroyed them. That does not make us better than them. Evenn though they did try to destroy us. So from now on, if we have a problem..."

"Food fight!", yelled Leon, leading the Muppets to have a big food fight.

"Good grief", said Kermit, scrunching his mouth.

The End