This is an idea for a movie I came up with that I hope to pitch to Disney one day (and watch as they laugh in my face and throw me out). Basic plot: Kermit gets kidnapped. Since I have not yet begun to type it out I will leave you with the trailer. After the 'THIS PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR ALL AUDIENCES' screen it cuts to a raging sky. Narrator It is coming. Lightning flashes silhouetting an 'Indiana Jones' type explorer. Narrator The most evil and destructive force the world has the world has ever known. And there is only one man who can stop it. This summer prepare... There is a warping noise as the film begins to break. Another voice begins to speak: Announcer We interrupt this preview of a movie you actually care about for this important trailer. Cut to The news desk of an actual news program. The Newsman runs in and sits down. Newsman Here is a Muppet News Flash! The Wipe-A-Way paper towel company has gone out of business. When asked what they were planning to do with the surplus stock the company president stated, 'We'll find something to do with them'. As of yet they have not found anything to do... The Newsman is bombarded with rolls of paper towels and his co-anchor takes over. Co-anchor In other news the... A large furry arm reaches in and slaps a new piece of paper down in front of her. Co-anchor This just in! Kermit the Frog has been kidnapped! Cut to A large group of Muppets grouped around a small TV set. All (gasp) Cut to A montage of clips from past Muppet movies. Narrator They've faced jewel thieves. Clips from 'The Great Muppet Caper'. Narrator They've faced con artists. Clips from 'The Muppets Take Manhattan'. Narrator They've faced classic literature. Clips from 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' and 'Muppet Treasure Island'. Narrator They've faced...fast food franchises? Clips from 'The Muppet Movie'. Narrator But now, when their leader is taken... Cut to Miss Piggy, who is clinging to the roof of the kidnapper's getaway car. Piggy I'll teach you to mess with my frog! Narrator ...they'll do anything... Cut to Fozzie Bear is walking across the roof of an abandoned warehouse wearing a pair of Muppet Labs Magnetic Shoes. Narrator ...to take him back. Cut to Pepe and Animal facing down one of the kidnapper's henchmen. Animal (Belches) The henchman passes out. Pepe That was disgusting, okay. Narrator Prepare for action. Cut to A spectacular car chase scene in which Gonzo is seen hanging from the passenger side window of the car that The Muppets are driving. Narrator Prepare for romance. Cut to Kermit and Piggy sitting in a darkened movie theater inches away from kissing each other. Narrator Prepare for... Cut to Six rats in tuxedos doing a tap dancing number. Narrator ...dancing rats? What kind of movie is this? Cut to Statler and Waldorf in front of a black background. Statler A bad one! Both (Laugh) Narrator The Missing Muppet Movie! I'm accepting suggestions for better titles.