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(Opening Of The Movie)
*Fozzie and Kermit are in a brand new Studebaker, Singing Moving Right Along*
Fozzie: Ah Kermit, Nothing like a drive through the country.
Kermit: Well, what do you do after you become a big success making a movie stay home? Oh by the way where are we?
*Kermit and Fozzie pass the Welcome to Ohio Sign*
Fozzie: There’s your answer Kermit
*Up ahead they see Pino walking on the road(Towards them)*
Kermit: Hey Fozzie, do you see a tall blue bird walking in the road?
Fozzie: Yes, should we see if he needs a ride?
*They stop right next to Pino*
Fozzie: Hey there need a lift?
Pino: No thanks, I need directions. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Kermit: I’ve been by that street before, All you have to do is go four more exits, and take that one, once you’ve taken it, New York city is three miles away and in New York just take forty second street and right in the middle of that there’s a secondary road which is Sesame Street, just as simple as that.
Pino: Really ? That sounds easy enough, thanks
*Pino starts walking*
*They drive off*
Kermit: That was a huge bird I’ve only seen the yellow bird Big Bird.
Fozzie: Hope he finds Sesame Street.
Kermit: I wonder if there’s anymore like him
* Kermit and Fozzie spot a club on the side of the highway*
Kermit: The Boppity Club Restaurant?
Fozzie: Sounds like a good club
*They stop at the restaurant*
*Kermit and Fozzie walk in*
Wanda: Hi welcome to the Boppity Restaurant Table for two? Right this way
*They are seated in front of a stage*
Wayne: Hi I’m Wayne your waiter, would you like anything to eat?
Kermit: Yeah, a dragonfly pie.
Fozzie: A banana cream pie.
Wayne: Coming right up.
*Shot of the stage*
*Boppity (Frackle) comes out from the behind the curtains*
Boppity: Yes and welcome to Boppity restaurant, we’ve got a great act for you tonight called Mahna Mahna, just sit back and enjoy the food and the act.
Wayne: Here’s your Pie and Dragonfly pie guys
Fozzie: Thanks here’s the tip.
*Curtains Open*
*Mahna Mahna and Snowths sing Mahna Mahna*
*Shot of table in the back*
Waldorf: Any Idea what a Mahna Mahna is?
Statler: Answer me this, Any idea why we’re in another movie?
Waldorf: Nope.
*Boppity comes out again*
Boppity: And now, we have another number coming up with our receptionist Wanda and our waiter Wayne singing with Harry Belafonte
*Curtains Open*
*Wanda, Harry and Wayne sing Turn the world around*
Kermit: Ok Fozzie let’s get going
*Boppity walks by*
Fozzie: Oh hey Boppity, nice restaurant and compliments to the chef.
Boppity: Oh thank you, I never thought we monsters were capable of being an owner of a restaurant (To Chef) Hey Chef Nice job with the cooking
*Swedish Chef pops out the kitchen door*
Swedish Chef: (In Swedish accent) Great Da food was okey dokey
*Fozzie and Kermit are back on the road*
Kermit: That was a neat restaurant
Fozzie: Yeah, but just gotta wonder what is a Mahna Mahna?
*Fozzie and Kermit are now Oklahoma*
Kermit: Hey Fozzie let’s listen to the radio
Fozzie: Okay
*Radio is turned on and Forgetful Jones is singing Oklahoma*
Fozzie: Makes sense, that’s where we are Wocka Wocka
Kermit: Can’t help but notice that he’s singing it wrong, he’s singing A-klahoma then, E-Klahoma, Then R-Klahoma, What a riot it must be working with him.
*Few Minutes later, Kermit and Fozzie see The El Sleezo Café coming up*
Fozzie: Well here’s the old café
Kermit: I guess we’ll step inside
*They stop at the El Sleezo*
*They go into chairs being thrown, Fletcher bird dancing on a stage and Marvin Suggs twirling around*
Kermit: This place will never change
Doc Hopper: You got that right Frog.
*Fozzie and Kermit look at each other in shock*
Kermit: Doc what are you doing here?
Doc: Well I’m working my second job, I’m a waiter here.
Kermit(To Fozzie): Thank God.
*Kermit and Fozzie walk up to what looks like a green big bird*
Abelardo: Oh, Holla I am Abelardo I think I have lost my way to Sesame Street.
Kermit: Odd, another bird as tall as you but blue was going to Sesame Street as well.
Abelardo: Must have been Pino, we’re cousins of Big Bird’s and we wanted to visit him for a while.
Fozzie: Well, your long ways away, and you should really take the nearest airport and fly to New York.
Abelardo: Ah Gracias
Kermit: That explains the Big Birds, and I thought that every country has a Big Bird was just a myth.
*A woman pops up from behind the piano*
Myth: Yes?
Fozzie: Haha, Right where we left her
*As Kermit and Fozzie leave, Doc Hopper gets a suspicious look on his face*
Doc Hopper: Fools, they’ll believe anything, Max get the car, It’s time to follow them, (To Himself) I must get the frog to help my business.
*Fozzie and Kermit are back on the road again but now headed to New York*
*They pass a field, and they see a beam coming out they sky and they see Baby Koozebanian and Koozebanian creatures appear*
Kermit: Must be tired than I thought.
Fozzie: There’s a Hotel on the left
Kermit: The Bates Motel? I’ve heard of that somewhere
Fozzie: hm, there’s a guy with a knife going into a room... wonder why..
*They Hear Screaming from the Hotel room*
Kermit: Let’s try another Hotel
Fozzie: There’s the Happiness Hotel that just moved from London to about 3 miles from here.
*Few Minutes later they arrive at the new Happiness Hotel*
*Inside*
*Pops is snoring at the desk and Fozzie and Kermit wake him up*
Pops: Oh.. Welcome to our brand new happiness hotel, but you don’t want to hear me, we have our own welcome wagon to welcome you, oh guys
George The Janitor: (From another room)Oh Leave us alone we’re Watching Pigs in Space
Pops: Well we always have the marching accountants to welcome you.
*The Marching Accounts come from down the hall sing their chant as seen is The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson, and they heading right towards the door, Pops tries to warn them but it’s too late, they’ve already crashed through*
Fozzie: They’re not coming back are they?
Pops: Nope. So are you guys staying for the night? It’s free, we’ll have our Rats take your luggage. (Yells up to Rizzo and his rat friends) Hey we have guests Take these luggage to room 5
(Rizzo and Rats take the luggage)
(Sam the Eagle pops out one door)
Sam: You are all Weirdos
*A Door opens right next to him and Zeliboba, Kubik, Businka, Little Plum, and Hu Hu Zhu pop out*
Zeliboba (To Little Plum, Hu Hu Zhu, Kubik and Businka): He’s right you know.
*They go back into the room.
(Waldorf and Statler appear at a staircase/balcony)
Waldorf: I wonder what took him so long to find that out, they’re all weirdos.
Statler: Yeah, We’ve known that for years
(Both Laugh)
*Kermit and Fozzie enter their room and find out there is two other roommates who are Ernie and Bert*
Kermit: Hey Fozzie we have roommates.
Fozzie: Wonder if they like jokes.
Ernie: Oh Hi there we’re Ernie and that’s Bert, and we’re from Sesame Street.
Bert: Right now we’re on vacation, so who are you guys?
Fozzie: That’s Kermit and I’m Fozzie.
Bert: Well Fozzie as you can see there’s a lot of room in here, so get comfortable.
*Fozzie and Kermit walk over to their bed and notice there is a barrel right next to it, so Fozzie moves it and out comes Rumpel the grouch*
Rumpel: What’s the big Idea?
Fozzie: Oh sorry, I was just moving the barrel.
Rumpel: Well I live in this barrel, so watch it.
Kermit: Who are you anyway?
Rumpel: Me? I’m Rumpel the grouch, I come from Germany from a street called Sesamstrasse, I’m on my way to Sesame Street to visit Oscar the grouch.
Ernie: As you can see Kermit there’s many Grouches around the world.
Rumpel: (Sarcastically) Hey, I never knew that. If you were a superhero they’d call you Captain Obvious
*Bert Laughs*
Fozzie: (To Kermit) Sound like one of my jokes.
*Knock on the door*
*Kermit goes to the door and finds out it’s Dr. Teeth*
Kermit: Hey it’s Dr. Teeth, What’s Up?
Dr. Teeth: Listen to me Kermit, Doc Hopper is still after you. He’s not a waiter at El Sleezo, He tricked you, it says so in this transcript.
Bert: Who is this Doc Hopper?
Fozzie: He’s in the Frog legs business, he tried to get Kermit to be a spokes model for his restaurant chain, Kermit didn’t do it and he wanted Kermit killed, and he still must be after him.
Dr. Teeth: I’ve got the Electric Mayhem bus with me so, in the morning we leave.
Ernie: And We’ll come with you.
Dr. Teeth: Gonzo, Scooter, Rowlf, Miss Piggy and The Band are also coming along.
*Miss Piggy Comes in*
*Miss Piggy gets the twinkle in her eye*
Miss Piggy: Oh, Hello My Kermie, I’ll make sure Doc never lays a hand on you. Oh My love.
Kermit: Good to know Piggy.
Bert: Can we have a few more people come along?
Dr. Teeth: Sure, Who is it?
*Grover and Cookie Monster accidently smash through the wall*
Grover: Oh Cookie, I never thought you would smash through wall like that
Cookie: You know what me say, Me like Cookies
*Bert looks to Dr. Teeth*
Bert: those two.
Grover: I also found a cute fuzzy friend in room 10, he likes to be called Gleap, but his name is FuzzyFace.
*FuzzyFace pops up*
FuzzyFace: Hello, It is I your pal Fuzzyface
(Bert to Fozzie)
Bert: He looks exactly like Grover
Fozzie: Except with different colors.
Rumpel: I might as well come along to, Although I may hate it, and can we get some sleep or what?
Dr. Teeth: I suppose we should get some sleep.
*Dr. Teeth leaves*
Miss Piggy: Goodnight my Kermie.
*Miss Piggy leaves*
Bert: She’s pretty Kermit, for a pig. (Laughs)
Grover: I think she has a thing for you.
Fuzzyface: Think? It’s pretty Obvious.
Fozzie: I’ll speak for Rumpel on this one, Grover is a second Captain Obvious.
*Rumpel Laughs*
(Bert to Rumpel): See what you got started.
*Cookie, Fuzzyface and Grover Go back to their rooms, Then Fozzie, Kermit, Rumpel and Bert fall asleep, except Ernie isn’t tired, so he sings Dance Myself to sleep, in which Fozzie joins him, Bert and Kermit look at each other, and tell Fozzie and Ernie to go to bed, Rumpel insists they keep on singing if Kermit and Bert really hate it but Ernie gets tired and goes to be, Then they fall asleep a few minuets later*
*Morning*
*Fozzie and everyone else gets on The Electric Mayhem Bus and they are soon on the road*
*Rowlf is driving*
Bert: Kermit, I have a scary feeling that something bad may happen
Miss Piggy: Don’t say that Don’t worry Kermie nothing probably will happen.
Dr. Teeth: Kermit will be fine, it says so in the transcript, I’d read more of it but that would spoil this whole thing, this adventure wouldn’t be dynamite.
*Crazy Harry Pops Up*
Crazy Harry: Did Someone say Dynamite?
Grover: No He said Divine
*Crazy Harry goes back to the back of the bus disappointed*
Cookie Monster: Me Want Cookies
Janice(To Animal): Such a strange blue creature.
Animal: My kind of fella *Laughs*
Sam(In Disgrace): It’s misfortune to end up with such weirdos.
*A police cop comes from behind and they stop*
Dr. Teeth: What seems to be the trouble
*The Police cop reveals to be Max, The Gang Gasps*
Bert: Kermit is that one of Doc Hopper’s Guys?
Kermit: Yes.
Max: Don’t mean to warn you Kermit, but Doc hopper knows where you are and nothing is going to stop him this time, and I’m on your side.
Zoot: How do we know man?
Scooter: Let’s Listen to him.
Max: Fear is what stopped him last time, we need a new plan to work on.
Zeliboba: Does have anymore fears.
Max: He’s had fears of monsters
Cookie Monster: Like me?
Max: Much bigger.
Kermit: We should pick up Sweetums, he’s about a mile away.
Gonzo: He wouldn’t do much to Doc.
Janice: Like I knew this purple monster that is known as the worlds best eater, like let’s pick him up.
Max: Just pick up any monster, his child inside him will come out when he sees a lot of monsters.
Kermit: Just tell him to meet me in New York alleys at 5 today
Max: I bid you good luck.
*Max Leaves*
Fozzie: Let’s get Boppity, Sweetums, The worlds best eater and any other monsters, Grover any monsters on Sesame Street?
Grover: Well we have Herry, Elmo who’s not scary, Frazzle and many more.
*Few Hours later, They Have All Muppet Monsters, and they have arrived on Sesame Street.
Boppity: So, Kermit you want us to Scare this person, we can do that.
Gloat: We’ll scare him silly
Sweetums: I’ve scared a lot of people, he shouldn’t be different
Thog: Funny, how he has a fear of monsters
Mean Mama: We’ll take care of him Kermit
Kermit: I hope so.
*Big Bird comes out from his Nest with Pino and Abelardo*
Fozzie: Abelardo and Pino! Looks like you’ve made it.
Pino and Abelardo: yes we have.
Big Bird: Kermit I’ve heard someone is after you, maybe he’s scared of us Big Birds
*Snuffy’s Music Starts and Snuffy comes down Sesame Street*
Big Bird: I wonder if he’s scared of Snuffy
Snuffy: Scared of what Bird?
Big Bird: Oh Snuffy, there’s a guy after Kermit and he’s scared of Monsters, I was wondering if he maybe scared of something as big as you
Snuffy: Oh.
*Uncle Deadly Pops Up*
Uncle Deadly: One look at me and he’ll be horrified.
*Doc Hopper comes down sesame Street with his guys and they get out with guns and The Monsters hide*
Doc: Okay Frog you better say your prayers
Kermit: Doc I don’t get you, you don’t need me.
Doc: I’ve always needed you for my business, maybe now, I’ll need only your legs. (Laughs)
*Boppity and Gloat come out from one corner*
Boppity: I don’t think you’ll do anything to Kermit!
Gloat: Especially in this lifetime.
*Doc looks at Max*
(Doc to Max): T-Those look like monsters.
*Snuffy, The Big Birds, Uncle Deadly, Elmo, Cookie, Grover, Fuzzy Face, Timmy Monster, Sweetums, The Mutations, Thog, Fletcher Bird, Herry, All Muppet, Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock monsters come out and stand behind Kermit*
*Doc is sucking his thumb and just about ready to scream and Max signals to Kermit that it’s working*
Doc: M-M-Monsters! No fair, I’m out numbered! Holy Dynamites!!
*Crazy Harry pops up*
Crazy Harry: Did someone say dynamite!?
*Crazy Harry explodes Doc and His Men, except Max who is away from them, which send Doc and the men flying*
Doc: I’ll Be baaaaaaaack!!
*All Muppets Cheer*
(Dr. Teeth to Miss Piggy): I said Kermit would be ok.
Floyd Pepper: Kermit will always be okay man!
*All Sesame Street Adults come out of the buildings wondering what’s going on and Dr. Teeth hands them the transcript*
Fozzie: I’m so happy things turned out great, we should actually come to Sesame Street more often.
Kermit: It’d be nice Fozzie.
Max: Kermit I’m so relieved, Doc is finally gone, and your no longer in trouble.
Kermit: Me Too.
Big Bird: We need something for an end to this movie, we need to go out with a bang!
*Crazy Harry throws a dynamite into the sky which explodes, which makes a rainbow and All Muppets, Max and Sesame Street Adults sing the ending to The Rainbow Connection*
*Credits*
Bloopers:
*Mahna Mahna, says Mahna Mahna then falls off the stage, Pino trips on the road, The Marching Accountants mess up on their number, The Scene where Doc Hopper is flies away, the Green Screen malfunctions, Grover and Cookie don’t crash through the wall successfully at first, Kermit screws up his lines and mocks the Swedish Chef and the Swedish Chef wacks him with a frying pan.
End Scene:
Frank Oz Character Conversation
*All are in Ernie and Bert’s Apartment*
Bert: Well Miss Piggy, you know how to play 21?
Miss Piggy: Yes, Why wouldn’t I?
Grover: You cute furry pal would like to play too.
Cookie: Let’s play for COOKIES!
Animal: Cards looooook yummy.
*Animal eats the cards*
Bert: So much for our card game.
FuzzyFace: Animal is funny.
Cookie: Me funny too!
*Marvin suggs twirls around*
Sam The Eagle: YOU ARE ALL WEIRD!!!
*Movie Ends*
*Fozzie and Kermit are in a brand new Studebaker, Singing Moving Right Along*
Fozzie: Ah Kermit, Nothing like a drive through the country.
Kermit: Well, what do you do after you become a big success making a movie stay home? Oh by the way where are we?
*Kermit and Fozzie pass the Welcome to Ohio Sign*
Fozzie: There’s your answer Kermit
*Up ahead they see Pino walking on the road(Towards them)*
Kermit: Hey Fozzie, do you see a tall blue bird walking in the road?
Fozzie: Yes, should we see if he needs a ride?
*They stop right next to Pino*
Fozzie: Hey there need a lift?
Pino: No thanks, I need directions. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Kermit: I’ve been by that street before, All you have to do is go four more exits, and take that one, once you’ve taken it, New York city is three miles away and in New York just take forty second street and right in the middle of that there’s a secondary road which is Sesame Street, just as simple as that.
Pino: Really ? That sounds easy enough, thanks
*Pino starts walking*
*They drive off*
Kermit: That was a huge bird I’ve only seen the yellow bird Big Bird.
Fozzie: Hope he finds Sesame Street.
Kermit: I wonder if there’s anymore like him
* Kermit and Fozzie spot a club on the side of the highway*
Kermit: The Boppity Club Restaurant?
Fozzie: Sounds like a good club
*They stop at the restaurant*
*Kermit and Fozzie walk in*
Wanda: Hi welcome to the Boppity Restaurant Table for two? Right this way
*They are seated in front of a stage*
Wayne: Hi I’m Wayne your waiter, would you like anything to eat?
Kermit: Yeah, a dragonfly pie.
Fozzie: A banana cream pie.
Wayne: Coming right up.
*Shot of the stage*
*Boppity (Frackle) comes out from the behind the curtains*
Boppity: Yes and welcome to Boppity restaurant, we’ve got a great act for you tonight called Mahna Mahna, just sit back and enjoy the food and the act.
Wayne: Here’s your Pie and Dragonfly pie guys
Fozzie: Thanks here’s the tip.
*Curtains Open*
*Mahna Mahna and Snowths sing Mahna Mahna*
*Shot of table in the back*
Waldorf: Any Idea what a Mahna Mahna is?
Statler: Answer me this, Any idea why we’re in another movie?
Waldorf: Nope.
*Boppity comes out again*
Boppity: And now, we have another number coming up with our receptionist Wanda and our waiter Wayne singing with Harry Belafonte
*Curtains Open*
*Wanda, Harry and Wayne sing Turn the world around*
Kermit: Ok Fozzie let’s get going
*Boppity walks by*
Fozzie: Oh hey Boppity, nice restaurant and compliments to the chef.
Boppity: Oh thank you, I never thought we monsters were capable of being an owner of a restaurant (To Chef) Hey Chef Nice job with the cooking
*Swedish Chef pops out the kitchen door*
Swedish Chef: (In Swedish accent) Great Da food was okey dokey
*Fozzie and Kermit are back on the road*
Kermit: That was a neat restaurant
Fozzie: Yeah, but just gotta wonder what is a Mahna Mahna?
*Fozzie and Kermit are now Oklahoma*
Kermit: Hey Fozzie let’s listen to the radio
Fozzie: Okay
*Radio is turned on and Forgetful Jones is singing Oklahoma*
Fozzie: Makes sense, that’s where we are Wocka Wocka
Kermit: Can’t help but notice that he’s singing it wrong, he’s singing A-klahoma then, E-Klahoma, Then R-Klahoma, What a riot it must be working with him.
*Few Minutes later, Kermit and Fozzie see The El Sleezo Café coming up*
Fozzie: Well here’s the old café
Kermit: I guess we’ll step inside
*They stop at the El Sleezo*
*They go into chairs being thrown, Fletcher bird dancing on a stage and Marvin Suggs twirling around*
Kermit: This place will never change
Doc Hopper: You got that right Frog.
*Fozzie and Kermit look at each other in shock*
Kermit: Doc what are you doing here?
Doc: Well I’m working my second job, I’m a waiter here.
Kermit(To Fozzie): Thank God.
*Kermit and Fozzie walk up to what looks like a green big bird*
Abelardo: Oh, Holla I am Abelardo I think I have lost my way to Sesame Street.
Kermit: Odd, another bird as tall as you but blue was going to Sesame Street as well.
Abelardo: Must have been Pino, we’re cousins of Big Bird’s and we wanted to visit him for a while.
Fozzie: Well, your long ways away, and you should really take the nearest airport and fly to New York.
Abelardo: Ah Gracias
Kermit: That explains the Big Birds, and I thought that every country has a Big Bird was just a myth.
*A woman pops up from behind the piano*
Myth: Yes?
Fozzie: Haha, Right where we left her
*As Kermit and Fozzie leave, Doc Hopper gets a suspicious look on his face*
Doc Hopper: Fools, they’ll believe anything, Max get the car, It’s time to follow them, (To Himself) I must get the frog to help my business.
*Fozzie and Kermit are back on the road again but now headed to New York*
*They pass a field, and they see a beam coming out they sky and they see Baby Koozebanian and Koozebanian creatures appear*
Kermit: Must be tired than I thought.
Fozzie: There’s a Hotel on the left
Kermit: The Bates Motel? I’ve heard of that somewhere
Fozzie: hm, there’s a guy with a knife going into a room... wonder why..
*They Hear Screaming from the Hotel room*
Kermit: Let’s try another Hotel
Fozzie: There’s the Happiness Hotel that just moved from London to about 3 miles from here.
*Few Minutes later they arrive at the new Happiness Hotel*
*Inside*
*Pops is snoring at the desk and Fozzie and Kermit wake him up*
Pops: Oh.. Welcome to our brand new happiness hotel, but you don’t want to hear me, we have our own welcome wagon to welcome you, oh guys
George The Janitor: (From another room)Oh Leave us alone we’re Watching Pigs in Space
Pops: Well we always have the marching accountants to welcome you.
*The Marching Accounts come from down the hall sing their chant as seen is The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson, and they heading right towards the door, Pops tries to warn them but it’s too late, they’ve already crashed through*
Fozzie: They’re not coming back are they?
Pops: Nope. So are you guys staying for the night? It’s free, we’ll have our Rats take your luggage. (Yells up to Rizzo and his rat friends) Hey we have guests Take these luggage to room 5
(Rizzo and Rats take the luggage)
(Sam the Eagle pops out one door)
Sam: You are all Weirdos
*A Door opens right next to him and Zeliboba, Kubik, Businka, Little Plum, and Hu Hu Zhu pop out*
Zeliboba (To Little Plum, Hu Hu Zhu, Kubik and Businka): He’s right you know.
*They go back into the room.
(Waldorf and Statler appear at a staircase/balcony)
Waldorf: I wonder what took him so long to find that out, they’re all weirdos.
Statler: Yeah, We’ve known that for years
(Both Laugh)
*Kermit and Fozzie enter their room and find out there is two other roommates who are Ernie and Bert*
Kermit: Hey Fozzie we have roommates.
Fozzie: Wonder if they like jokes.
Ernie: Oh Hi there we’re Ernie and that’s Bert, and we’re from Sesame Street.
Bert: Right now we’re on vacation, so who are you guys?
Fozzie: That’s Kermit and I’m Fozzie.
Bert: Well Fozzie as you can see there’s a lot of room in here, so get comfortable.
*Fozzie and Kermit walk over to their bed and notice there is a barrel right next to it, so Fozzie moves it and out comes Rumpel the grouch*
Rumpel: What’s the big Idea?
Fozzie: Oh sorry, I was just moving the barrel.
Rumpel: Well I live in this barrel, so watch it.
Kermit: Who are you anyway?
Rumpel: Me? I’m Rumpel the grouch, I come from Germany from a street called Sesamstrasse, I’m on my way to Sesame Street to visit Oscar the grouch.
Ernie: As you can see Kermit there’s many Grouches around the world.
Rumpel: (Sarcastically) Hey, I never knew that. If you were a superhero they’d call you Captain Obvious
*Bert Laughs*
Fozzie: (To Kermit) Sound like one of my jokes.
*Knock on the door*
*Kermit goes to the door and finds out it’s Dr. Teeth*
Kermit: Hey it’s Dr. Teeth, What’s Up?
Dr. Teeth: Listen to me Kermit, Doc Hopper is still after you. He’s not a waiter at El Sleezo, He tricked you, it says so in this transcript.
Bert: Who is this Doc Hopper?
Fozzie: He’s in the Frog legs business, he tried to get Kermit to be a spokes model for his restaurant chain, Kermit didn’t do it and he wanted Kermit killed, and he still must be after him.
Dr. Teeth: I’ve got the Electric Mayhem bus with me so, in the morning we leave.
Ernie: And We’ll come with you.
Dr. Teeth: Gonzo, Scooter, Rowlf, Miss Piggy and The Band are also coming along.
*Miss Piggy Comes in*
*Miss Piggy gets the twinkle in her eye*
Miss Piggy: Oh, Hello My Kermie, I’ll make sure Doc never lays a hand on you. Oh My love.
Kermit: Good to know Piggy.
Bert: Can we have a few more people come along?
Dr. Teeth: Sure, Who is it?
*Grover and Cookie Monster accidently smash through the wall*
Grover: Oh Cookie, I never thought you would smash through wall like that
Cookie: You know what me say, Me like Cookies
*Bert looks to Dr. Teeth*
Bert: those two.
Grover: I also found a cute fuzzy friend in room 10, he likes to be called Gleap, but his name is FuzzyFace.
*FuzzyFace pops up*
FuzzyFace: Hello, It is I your pal Fuzzyface
(Bert to Fozzie)
Bert: He looks exactly like Grover
Fozzie: Except with different colors.
Rumpel: I might as well come along to, Although I may hate it, and can we get some sleep or what?
Dr. Teeth: I suppose we should get some sleep.
*Dr. Teeth leaves*
Miss Piggy: Goodnight my Kermie.
*Miss Piggy leaves*
Bert: She’s pretty Kermit, for a pig. (Laughs)
Grover: I think she has a thing for you.
Fuzzyface: Think? It’s pretty Obvious.
Fozzie: I’ll speak for Rumpel on this one, Grover is a second Captain Obvious.
*Rumpel Laughs*
(Bert to Rumpel): See what you got started.
*Cookie, Fuzzyface and Grover Go back to their rooms, Then Fozzie, Kermit, Rumpel and Bert fall asleep, except Ernie isn’t tired, so he sings Dance Myself to sleep, in which Fozzie joins him, Bert and Kermit look at each other, and tell Fozzie and Ernie to go to bed, Rumpel insists they keep on singing if Kermit and Bert really hate it but Ernie gets tired and goes to be, Then they fall asleep a few minuets later*
*Morning*
*Fozzie and everyone else gets on The Electric Mayhem Bus and they are soon on the road*
*Rowlf is driving*
Bert: Kermit, I have a scary feeling that something bad may happen
Miss Piggy: Don’t say that Don’t worry Kermie nothing probably will happen.
Dr. Teeth: Kermit will be fine, it says so in the transcript, I’d read more of it but that would spoil this whole thing, this adventure wouldn’t be dynamite.
*Crazy Harry Pops Up*
Crazy Harry: Did Someone say Dynamite?
Grover: No He said Divine
*Crazy Harry goes back to the back of the bus disappointed*
Cookie Monster: Me Want Cookies
Janice(To Animal): Such a strange blue creature.
Animal: My kind of fella *Laughs*
Sam(In Disgrace): It’s misfortune to end up with such weirdos.
*A police cop comes from behind and they stop*
Dr. Teeth: What seems to be the trouble
*The Police cop reveals to be Max, The Gang Gasps*
Bert: Kermit is that one of Doc Hopper’s Guys?
Kermit: Yes.
Max: Don’t mean to warn you Kermit, but Doc hopper knows where you are and nothing is going to stop him this time, and I’m on your side.
Zoot: How do we know man?
Scooter: Let’s Listen to him.
Max: Fear is what stopped him last time, we need a new plan to work on.
Zeliboba: Does have anymore fears.
Max: He’s had fears of monsters
Cookie Monster: Like me?
Max: Much bigger.
Kermit: We should pick up Sweetums, he’s about a mile away.
Gonzo: He wouldn’t do much to Doc.
Janice: Like I knew this purple monster that is known as the worlds best eater, like let’s pick him up.
Max: Just pick up any monster, his child inside him will come out when he sees a lot of monsters.
Kermit: Just tell him to meet me in New York alleys at 5 today
Max: I bid you good luck.
*Max Leaves*
Fozzie: Let’s get Boppity, Sweetums, The worlds best eater and any other monsters, Grover any monsters on Sesame Street?
Grover: Well we have Herry, Elmo who’s not scary, Frazzle and many more.
*Few Hours later, They Have All Muppet Monsters, and they have arrived on Sesame Street.
Boppity: So, Kermit you want us to Scare this person, we can do that.
Gloat: We’ll scare him silly
Sweetums: I’ve scared a lot of people, he shouldn’t be different
Thog: Funny, how he has a fear of monsters
Mean Mama: We’ll take care of him Kermit
Kermit: I hope so.
*Big Bird comes out from his Nest with Pino and Abelardo*
Fozzie: Abelardo and Pino! Looks like you’ve made it.
Pino and Abelardo: yes we have.
Big Bird: Kermit I’ve heard someone is after you, maybe he’s scared of us Big Birds
*Snuffy’s Music Starts and Snuffy comes down Sesame Street*
Big Bird: I wonder if he’s scared of Snuffy
Snuffy: Scared of what Bird?
Big Bird: Oh Snuffy, there’s a guy after Kermit and he’s scared of Monsters, I was wondering if he maybe scared of something as big as you
Snuffy: Oh.
*Uncle Deadly Pops Up*
Uncle Deadly: One look at me and he’ll be horrified.
*Doc Hopper comes down sesame Street with his guys and they get out with guns and The Monsters hide*
Doc: Okay Frog you better say your prayers
Kermit: Doc I don’t get you, you don’t need me.
Doc: I’ve always needed you for my business, maybe now, I’ll need only your legs. (Laughs)
*Boppity and Gloat come out from one corner*
Boppity: I don’t think you’ll do anything to Kermit!
Gloat: Especially in this lifetime.
*Doc looks at Max*
(Doc to Max): T-Those look like monsters.
*Snuffy, The Big Birds, Uncle Deadly, Elmo, Cookie, Grover, Fuzzy Face, Timmy Monster, Sweetums, The Mutations, Thog, Fletcher Bird, Herry, All Muppet, Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock monsters come out and stand behind Kermit*
*Doc is sucking his thumb and just about ready to scream and Max signals to Kermit that it’s working*
Doc: M-M-Monsters! No fair, I’m out numbered! Holy Dynamites!!
*Crazy Harry pops up*
Crazy Harry: Did someone say dynamite!?
*Crazy Harry explodes Doc and His Men, except Max who is away from them, which send Doc and the men flying*
Doc: I’ll Be baaaaaaaack!!
*All Muppets Cheer*
(Dr. Teeth to Miss Piggy): I said Kermit would be ok.
Floyd Pepper: Kermit will always be okay man!
*All Sesame Street Adults come out of the buildings wondering what’s going on and Dr. Teeth hands them the transcript*
Fozzie: I’m so happy things turned out great, we should actually come to Sesame Street more often.
Kermit: It’d be nice Fozzie.
Max: Kermit I’m so relieved, Doc is finally gone, and your no longer in trouble.
Kermit: Me Too.
Big Bird: We need something for an end to this movie, we need to go out with a bang!
*Crazy Harry throws a dynamite into the sky which explodes, which makes a rainbow and All Muppets, Max and Sesame Street Adults sing the ending to The Rainbow Connection*
*Credits*
Bloopers:
*Mahna Mahna, says Mahna Mahna then falls off the stage, Pino trips on the road, The Marching Accountants mess up on their number, The Scene where Doc Hopper is flies away, the Green Screen malfunctions, Grover and Cookie don’t crash through the wall successfully at first, Kermit screws up his lines and mocks the Swedish Chef and the Swedish Chef wacks him with a frying pan.
End Scene:
Frank Oz Character Conversation
*All are in Ernie and Bert’s Apartment*
Bert: Well Miss Piggy, you know how to play 21?
Miss Piggy: Yes, Why wouldn’t I?
Grover: You cute furry pal would like to play too.
Cookie: Let’s play for COOKIES!
Animal: Cards looooook yummy.
*Animal eats the cards*
Bert: So much for our card game.
FuzzyFace: Animal is funny.
Cookie: Me funny too!
*Marvin suggs twirls around*
Sam The Eagle: YOU ARE ALL WEIRD!!!
*Movie Ends*
