The never ending fanfic

Well, it was on hiatus or dead I guess. I have no clue what happened.

Ahem!

Scooter was so exhausted that he needed a break.

His break... was passing out from exaustion...

Sara wasnted to help Scooter right after he had to deal with the prarie dog fisaco.

The next day, Sara went to the Muppet Theatre and realized that Kermit the Frog was there and he looked sad.

"I think Scooter's thinking about getting another job," Kermit said, "or going back to school."

Sara gasped. "What? A-Are you serious?"

Kermit nodded. "When he was talking to Skeeter on the phone earlier, I couldn't help overhearing his side of the conversation. He said something about needing a change in his life."

Sara giggled to herself, thinking Scooter was much too young for a mid-life crisis. But then her smile faded to a frown, as she again thought of the subject at hand.

Just then, Scooter walked in the door. Walking over to where Sara was standing, he wrapped his arms around her. "Hey, honey. How's it going?"

"Oh... I'm fine... Sweetie, can we talk?" Sara asked.

"Sure." Scooter took Sara's hand and led her over to the steps leading up to the dressing rooms. After they both took a seat on the steps, he glanced at her. He could tell that she was worried about something.

Meanwhile, MC Muppet (who is a brown AM who looks like "MC HAMMER" with the trademark shiny pants, and awesome looking glasses) was bust, bust, BUSTING A GROOVE!!!!!!!!

Scooter looked at MC Muppet. "Uh, MC, do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my girlfriend."

*In an animal like voice* sawwwwwwry.........

Kermit smiled. "Let's go over your next act, MC." He and MC walked off, leaving Scooter and Sara alone to talk.

"Kermie! Oh, Kerrrrmie! Could you come and talk to Moi about these script changes for Veterinarian's Hospital? I do not understand this joke."
"Nobody understands any of the jokes on Veterinarian's Hospital," Gonzo cracked as he walked by.
"Moi was not talking to vous!" Piggy snapped. "Kermie! Aren't you coming?"
"Um, er, in just a second, Piggy--I was talking to MC here."
"The emcee is here already? Does Scooter know?" Rowlf said, looking over the sheet music for the second act.
"Does Scooter know what?" Scooter asked.
"Are you listening to me or not, Sweetie?" Sara said. "I just wanted to talk to you about--"
Floyd Pepper ambled up and tapped Scooter on the shoulder. "The green guy needs your help!"
"Kermit?" asked Scooter.
"Scooter!" Kermit hollered.
Then--

Scooter: Miss Piggy, The MC Kermit is talking about isn't the "master of ceremonies". He's a old school Rapper who resembles M.C. Hammer, but is a Muppet just like you and I are!

Just then, Skeeter came running through the door. After searching through the rapidly growing crowd of Muppets, she found her brother. "Did you ask her yet, Scoot?" she asked, bouncing with excitement.
"No." Scooter sighed. "I was hoping to do it someplace more romantic." He glanced around at the crowd. "And more private."

Scooter was thinking about the good old days with Richard. There were best buddies and sometimes hanged around the Muppet Theatre.

Suddenly, a banana cream pie hit Scooter in the face. This small humorous act reminded him not to dwell on the past, and to always stay fun and wacky. He went down to the basement to think up his final act before he left for school.

"Maybe I could even impress Sara," Scooter thought.