The New "Am I the Only One" Thread

Point proven?

1 + 1 = 1 on a bun.

Am I the only one who if they clicked the 'Post Reply' button every time they typed a reply would have twice as many messages on their account? I'm constantly typing out messages and then realizing that my message is either pointless to the conversation, something that people are going to take the wrong way, or something that is going to start some sort of pointless argument that I know I'll never win...

Yep. Sometimes just the fact you typed it is enough satisfaction that you decide for whatever reason not to post it. I do it all the time. Sometimes I think I need to be a better judge on what I should not type. I tend to get started with DSnowth on really stupid things

In fact, I deleted half my post just typing this...

Don't you drag me into this.

But thats what makes us lovable

For once, I'm at loss for a comeback.

*gasp* I have stumped the almighty D'Snowth?!? Someone pinch me. I must be dreaming!

*Pinch*

Nope, didn't feel anything. I wonder if it has something to do with being dead. But wait, if I'm dead, how am I typing this?

Well, you did spill the beans in another thread about you actually being half-demon, so perhaps, you're only half-dead?

Funny how I almost said about the satisfaction thing you did in my original, but then I decided not to.

And therefore because he is half-demon and half-dead, he only actually posts half of what he types. Ah.

Wait a minute...

Does that mean that I'm half-dead too?

Oh, is Sarge back to being a he? I can't keep up with all of IT's gender-bending! ><

Because of that little oversight I also had to have more reconstructive surgery to change my appearance again. Being a genetically modified freak running from government officials isn't easy. Demon powers only get you so far in hiding....

....

If I'm now half demon, half dead and by default from being half dead, half ghost, maybe I can use my newly acquired ghost powers to turn invisible! Do even though you killed me, you did me a favor.

I wonder how you would kill a demon-ghost.

Am I the only one who thought The Help was a severely overrated, overhyped and really boring movie that doesn't deserve a single amount of the praise and accolades it's gotten?

Did I really type he instead of she? I must be tired...

But then wouldn't you only turn half-invisible?

I know how to kill a half demon, half dead, half ghost. You half-kill them.

Most of those prestige films are. I mean, the point of going to the movies is to be entertained, and I don't think there's anything entertaining about watching someone give a long drawn out moral. Those are enlightened already agree, those who don't never will.

I keep hearing people whining about how they never make good movies anymore, and they'll inevitably bring up an action flick or something. But I feel the prestige movie has suffered a LOT more than goofy pop corn flicks. They're all about the same thing with the same message. British ones are always about old couples looking back (which is the kind of thing they've done way too many times in sitcom form)... there's usually a great foreign one that never gets to theaters here until they're nominated for awards. Seriously. I get that Avengers is some "mind numbing rot" because people actually WANT to go and see it to have a fun time and forget how lame their lives are (Totally worked, though. Best movie I've seen since the Muppets... totally stuck in smile face for both those films), but Long, boring, and depressing shouldn't be the only definition of artistic. Even Up had more organic class, wit, and raw emotion than half the live action stuff nominated for an Oscar.

Demons are like frogs. We can adapt to the situation when it is needed.

Technically, I can turn invisible for a few seconds, just long enough to pass through a wall and hide

Ok, this is really stupid, but am I the only one who states at their avatar while they are thinking about what to post?

Probably, I've never known anyone to state at their avatar... I'm not even sure how to state at an avatar, I know how to state facts, or make statements, but never before have I witness the stating of an avatar.

You been hit by that kryptonite again, Sarge?