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The New New Quote Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Zombies frighten me, but I like their swagger.
    -Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers).
     
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  2. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Mama always told me, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get.
    -Forrest Gump
     
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  3. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    D.W.: Why don't you wanna stay up? What are you really up to, Arthur?
    ARTHUR: Why should I stay up? What's there to see?
    D.W.: Don't you wanna see if there's nothing to see?
    ARTHUR: I'm too mature to care anymore. (Leaves)
    D.W.: Yeah, right. (Pause) Mom? What does "mature" mean?
     
  4. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    KEL: Man, I can't believe we got locked out of Chris's momma's house! Why does this stuff always happen to us?
    KENAN: (Beat) Well, remember when I said, "Kel, grab the key"?
    KEL: Yeah.
    KENAN: Why didn't you!?
    KEL: You were serious about that? Man, I thought you were tellin' a joke!
    KENAN: "A joke"? Kel, if it was a joke, it would have been funny!
    KEL: I don't know, I've heard a couple of your jokes. . . .
     
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  5. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Save me Jeebus!
    -Homer Simpson

    I'm a Christian but I found that quote hilarious!
     
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  6. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    We could get hamburgers and make them wiener shaped, right? But then put them on hot dog buns and call them hotdurgers
    -Cat Valentine (VicTORIous)
     
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  7. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    It's Monty Python time:

    'Tis but a scratch, 'tis merely a fleshwound
    And now the larch!
    He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy
    NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
    I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
    My hovercraft is full of eels
    Spam, spam, spam, spam
    Albatross! Get your albatross here!
    And now for something completely different
    That bloody parrot is dead! He's pining for the fiords.
    I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers, I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
    It's.......
    We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

    Glad I got that out of my system, :).
     
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  8. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    FINSTER: T.J. Dettweiler! I should have known you were the one behind this! What disgusting, perverted thing are you up to now?
    T.J.: Playin'.
     
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  9. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    KATE: I'm curious, is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life?
    PETER: I've found if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal.
    KATE: Well, I guess that makes sense in a really . . . sad way.
     
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  10. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone! Did you hear me? I'm living alone! I'm living alone!" ~ Kevin McAllister
     
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  11. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Classic quotes from The Brady Bunch.

    Peter: Pork chops, and applesauce.

    Marcia: Ow! My nose!

    Jan: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia,

    Carol: Jan, this isn't about you.
     
  12. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    GRINCH: Hello!
    ECHO: Hello!
    GRINCH: How are you?
    ECHO: How are you?
    GRINCH: I asked you first!
    ECHO: I asked you first!
    GRINCH: Oh, that's really mature repeating everything that I say!
    ECHO: Oh, that's really mature repeating everything that I say!
    GRINCH: I'm an idiot!
    ECHO: (Different voice) You're an idiot!
    GRINCH: (Whisper) Alright, fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, from now on, I'm going to whisper! So that way, by the time the sound of my voice bounces off the walls and reverberates back to me, I won't be able to hear it.
    ECHO: You're an idiot!
     
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  13. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    Tyler Bunch: Sesame's one of those jobs that once you have it, you kinda have it for life, I.E. Caroll Spinney. Fran Brill chose to leave, Jerry Nelson didn't necessarily choose, but he was there every day he possibly could until the end. It's just one of those experiences that if you're fortunate enough to get asked to play in that sandbox, you never want to leave it.
     
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  14. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    LOST CAT: How am I doin' on my lifespan count, Nancy Mouse?
    NANCY MOUSE: You wanna know the truth?
    LOST CAT: (Nods)
    NANCY MOUSE: You got one life left.
    LOST CAT: Okay, tell me a lie.
    NANCY MOUSE: You got ten left.
    LOST CAT: Whoo! That's a relief!
     
  15. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    From a Q&A session at Niagara Falls Comic Con.
    Woman: I wanted to ask you about the understudies for Caroll, Matt Vogel and Eric Jacobson. I've seen Eric do a few performances as Oscar and he's flawless. Deb Spinney: He's great.
    Woman: I could barely tell the difference. I was wondering, have you been talking to him or have been training him?
    Caroll Spinney: Yes. Well, Eric for years never had a character.
    Deb: He would do Anything Muppets in the background.
    Caroll: So if they needed somebody to go in Hooper's Store and sit down and order a cup of coffee or something.
    Deb: Now he does all of Frank Oz's characters except for Cookie Monster.
    We never thought anybody could do Frank's characters, cause they all have unique voices, even though you can always tell it's Frank. But still they're really hard characters to do. And Eric is unbelievable. I guess everybody probably knows that for years now, Matt has been in the wings helping Caroll out with Big Bird. And Caroll hand-picked Matt out of a bunch of people who tried it out. And we absolutely adore Matt, he's the best. But up until recently, we didn't have anybody who could stand in for Caroll as Oscar. So about a year ago, Sesame Street decided it's time to find somebody. They sent us tapes of 8 performers who were trying out to be the understudy for Oscar. And they didn't tell us who they were. Of coarse, they were all guys from SS. And Caroll got a tape, I got a tape, I think about 8 different people, producers and directors, they all got tapes on their own, and we all listened on our own, and we had to write who we thought sounded closest to Oscar. We knew it'd be a good puppeteer, because they were Muppeteers from SS. And we all picked the same person: And that was Eric. And so he's phenomenal. Caroll has done, I wouldn't call it a workshop, but we spent quite a few hours with Eric personally, giving him all the hints and thises and thats about how you do Oscar. And of coarse Eric is flawless with voices. And he's been studying it really, really hard. Cause when he first did it, he sounded a lot like him, now he sounds exactly like him. So he works real hard at it. So we're real proud of him. It's like our children, you know?
     
  16. Censored

    Censored Well-Known Member

    "As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly."
    "Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)"
     
  17. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "Freaky, dirty, long-haired, cynical hippies will enjoy our freaky, dirty, long-haired, cynical Muppets!" ~ TMS Pitchman
     
  18. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "We went to highschool, and then the boat crashed, and then we got bippity-boppity-booped by the Magic Man!" ~ Donkey in Puss's body
     
  19. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    "There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive! No wonder they keep invading you" - The Doctor
     
  20. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

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