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The New New Quote Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    "Accountants analyze financial information, applying generally accepted accounting principles and procedures to the preparation of accurate and timely financial reports, including but not limited to, federal, state and municipal income tax returns. 3 blocks, you said?" David Rudman's portrayal of an accountant in episode 4426.
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  2. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    I almost cracked up during that scene!! Plus the reactions on everybody else's faces were priceless!!:)
  3. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    Great scene. Here's another quote from Phil Vischer, the creator of VeggieTales: "I was a young parent in the days of Barney the Dinosaur. Barney the Dinosaur was universally despised by my generation. Our kids liked it, cause our kids didn't know you weren't supposed to act like that. Our kids didn't know you were supposed to be sarcastic. They hadn't learned sarcasm yet. You have to be hurt before you learn sarcasm. They just saw Barney the Dinosaur who just said I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. Who doesn't like that, I guess, but we didn't trust the guy. Cause if you're that genuine and that purple, something's obviously wrong with you."
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  4. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    :wisdom:: "Goodbye, everyone! I'm off to find the Phoenix!"
    :super:: "I thought Phoenix was in Arizona…"

    (Sesame Street special: Big Bird in China, 1983)
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  5. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Mac: Bloo why did you cut a hole through my pants
    Bloo: uhh
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  6. mr3urious

    mr3urious Well-Known Member

    "Don't worry, I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else."

    - Daria Morgendorffer
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  7. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    Since it's December...

    :fanatic:: -gasps- I knew it, I knew it - you're real!!

    Santa: Of course I am, Walter!! You've got Santa in your heart, and Santa in your home.

    :fanatic:: So...so Santa's my homie??


    S: Yeah...I'm your homie.

    Lol. I always skip to this scene whenever I'm in the mood of watching the music video. XD
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  8. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Kermit: He did it! Jack jumped OVER the candlestick!
    Jack: Jack also broke every bone in his body, frog!
    Kermit: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that…
    Jack: Yeah, I'm gonna sue Mother Goose for that…that's some heavy action, baby.

    Sesame Street, "News Flash: Jack Be Nimble"
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  9. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Bloo: Find, I cut a hole through your pants because, I was dare to.
    Mac: Well, i can't get mad at you for lying but, do you know what you?
    Bloo: Uh
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  10. Eyeball

    Eyeball Well-Known Member

    Ronan: Citizens of Xandar, behold your guardians of the galaxy! What fruit have they wrought?
    Star lord: [dancing] Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things'll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday...
    Ronan: What are you doing?
    Star lord: Dance-off, bro. Me and you.
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  11. Bridget

    Bridget Well-Known Member

    Michelangelo: (Sobbing because his friends fell over the cliff) No, no, no! Poor Leo! April! And that other guy! They were so young; so beautiful!

    Raphael: (Slides by) They ain't dead dumb nut!

    -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-
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  12. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

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  13. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    LOVE that part!!XD Haha love that movie.:)
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  14. Eyeball

    Eyeball Well-Known Member

    OH MY GOD! Another guardians fan finally! thank you @WalterLinz :)
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  15. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    Ahaha yes.:fanatic: I saw this movie, like, three times when it was in theaters.XD
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  16. Eyeball

    Eyeball Well-Known Member

    Lucky :) I only saw it twice, really loved the soundtrack to it and the whole 80s vibe.
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  17. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    Aww me too!!:) There was an exclusive cassette tape of the soundtrack available during Record Store Day a few days ago. I wasn't able to find one, but at least I downloaded the full soundtrack off iTunes!:)

    Did you know I'm a big fan of the Avengers too??:fanatic:
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  18. Eyeball

    Eyeball Well-Known Member

    Awesome! I'd of loved an cassette tape of awesome mix vol 1! (I still actually have a tape deck lol how ancient I am...) And cool! The avengers are great (Thor is my personal fave :)) feel free drop me a pm if you ever want to nerd out about this stuff lol
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  19. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    Haha sure, anytime.:)
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  20. Eyeball

    Eyeball Well-Known Member

    Vince: Hi, I'm Vince Fontaine, I'm judging the dance contest.
    Marty: I don't think I'm entered.
    Vince: A knockout like you? What's your name?
    Marty: Marty.
    Vince: Marty what?
    Marty: Maraschino. You know, as in cherry

    From one of the best movies ever! Grease - 1978
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2014
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