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The New New Quote Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Quarky has been exposed to nuclear material, and is now glowing green.
    QUARKY: Daddy... what's happening to me?
    BILL THE LAB GUY: Haha! Don't worry, sweetheart, it's called puberty; your body is changing in strange and wonderful ways.
    Lasers shoot out of Quarky's eyes, dividing Bill in half.
    QUARKY: Oops.
    BILL THE LAB GUY: That's perfectly normal.
  2. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    :attitude:: ...Why am I here???
  3. Eyeball

    Eyeball Well-Known Member

    Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."

    Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.

    Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.

    Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did

    This quote always makes me LOL, from clueless - 1995
  4. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Mac: Bloo you exposed my boxer shorts!
    Bloo: and what's so bad about that
    Mac: They have little hearts on them
    Bloo: Hahahahahahahahaha
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  5. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "Colonel Hogan? Can we go out and play in the snow?" ~ Carter
  6. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    Lady Gaga: So what should we do now? Kermit: I don't know. How about we go get a bite?
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  7. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Mac: I can't run a round with a rip in my pants
    Bloo: You can't
    Mac: Of course I can not
    Bloo Okay
    Rips off Mac's Pants
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  8. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    "Now we'll never have to worry about remembering not to forget. The signs will help us forget about remembering, so we can relax and just, uh, remember." Tigger.
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  9. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "Ever wish you could express your emotions with your ears? Me neither!" ~ Kevin McCaffrey
  10. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "Don't they have beanstalks in Seattle?" ~ Greg Brady
  11. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    (A Prime one from an Episode of Ned's Newt... Newton and Ned switched bodies, and Newton has to pretend to be a kid so he can go to school. Not having any discipline, he coldcocks the school bully with a sandwich, leading to this exchange)

    Doogal: WOW! You stood up to Rusty and he ran away! Maybe there's justice and equilibrium in the universe after all. And a brave, though powerless individual may yet persevere!

    Teacher: I saw that, Ned. Fourteen Detentions!

    Doogal: ...or maybe existence is just an endless barrage of unspeakable disillusionment. Pickle?
  12. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    From an episode of Getting Felt Up A Puppetry Podcast. Lara MacLean: "Cookie Monster can't eat anything greasy, or sugary, it's gonna destroy the puppet. Or chocolaty. That would be the worst." Host: "What ill effects does sugar have on monsters?" Noel MacNeal: "Well, you've seen Elmo."
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  13. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    Made my day.XD

    Another one of my favorite MMW quotes:

    Constantine (as Kermit): Come little friend, let us get on with the show and let us enjoy our family-style adventure during which we shall bond and learn HEARTWARMING lessons. For instance sharing, or waiting your turn or the number three..
  14. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Newsman: Here is a Muppet News Flash! On Wall Street today, commodity experts were amazed as beef fell dramatically.
    Falling Cow: MOOOOOO! (crash-lands into the newsroom)
  15. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    (Hilariously subversive line from Gumball where they examine a butterfly in a jar at school)

    Gumball: I think he needs to get out.
    Darwin: But what about the butterfly effect?
    Gumball: Dude! How can something this cute be responsible for something as bad as a tornado? It's like blaming Baby Boomers for the state of the world. How can babies going boom effect the economy?
    (I freaking fell out of the chair with that one. And this is a kid's show)
  16. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "Go into the other room and watch SESAME STREET!" ~ Felix Unger
  17. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    Tyler Bunch on an episode of Getting Felt Up. "We used to joke a lot about Ojo being a latchkey kid, because why was she always at Bear's house, why wasn't she home? And we would come up with all these reasons. Besides her probably alcoholic mother, we talked about her emotionally little brother Uhoh who lives under the stairs at her house. And I was the embodiment of Uhoh. Hey, Beaw. When can I come over and play, Beaw? I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that it happened."
  18. mr3urious

    mr3urious Well-Known Member

    Heart on stick must DIE!!!

    - Patrick Star
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  19. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    Lol I saw that episode yesterday!!:)
  20. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    "I HATE THE MEDIA!!!"- Nappa, just before blowing up a bunch of reporters.

    (Trying not to laugh out loud during midnight reruns of Dragon Ball Kai is tough)

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