The New New Quote Thread

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"An excuse is a reason wrapped in a lie." - Joyce Meyer
 

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"A resentment is when you poison yourself and expect the other person to die." ~ Marty Krofft
 

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DEXTER: So, uh, you like me?
MONIQUE: Of course. "So, uh, you like me"?
DEXTER: Are you kiddin'? I liked you from the moment I saw you, right off the bat. But I guess it was the same for you too, huh?
MONIQUE: No, actually, I thought you were self-centered and obnoxious.
DEXTER: Well, so much for my self esteem.
MONIQUE: I changed my mind, didn't I?
DEXTER: Yes you did. How come?
MONIQUE: (Pause) Ed.
DEXTER: (Beat) Excuse me?
MONIQUE: Ed thinks you're a really great guy. He's always talking about what a good friend you are to him, and what a nice and caring person you are.
DEXTER: Really? Ed said all that?
MONIQUE: Mmhmm. Ed is the sweetest, most genuine guy I ever met, and uh . . . anybody he likes so much . . . can't be all bad.
 

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"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."

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SID: My feet are sweating.
DIEGO: Do we have to get a newsflash everytime your body does something?
MANNY: He's doin' it for attention, just ignore him.
 

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Super Grover-Remember this, kids, it is very important. Even if your mommy makes you a super hero costume, do not attempt to do any of these things, especially flying. Because you cannot do it. You do not have super powers. Because there is only one Super Grover. And that is me.
 
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