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The New New Quote Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. mr3urious

    mr3urious Well-Known Member

    "Believe me, it took all the restraint I had to push the button for the horn instead of the one for the flamethrowers."

    - Parker, stuck in traffic with Lady Penelope, in Thunderbirds Are Go
     
  2. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    HEADMASTER SAM: Today, you become a man of business.
    YOUNG SCROOGE: I'm looking forward to it, Headmaster.
    HEADMASTER SAM: Mm, you'll love business; it is the American way!
    GONZO: Uh, Sam? (Whispers into his ear)
    HEADMASTER SAM: Oh. It is the British way!
    YOUNG SCROOGE: Yes, Headmaster.
    HEADMASTER SAM: Hmm! (Looks around) Hmm?
     
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  3. Twisted Tails

    Twisted Tails Well-Known Member

    "I don't like it one bit. I know smiles. And those smiles? They're just not right." - Pinkie Pie from the My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic episode, "The Cutie Map - Part 1"
     
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  4. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    From when a chicken played by Joey Mazz and Elmo appeared on CBS back in 2000.
    Chicken: "I think there's too much chicken on the market. Stop eating chicken! McNuggets is chicken! It's chicken!"
     
  5. WalterLinz

    WalterLinz Well-Known Member

    :o: Well, it sounds worse than it was...
    :fanatic:: No, it's as bad as it sounds...
     
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  6. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    (Whose Line is It Anyway: Scenes from a Hat)

    Drew: "What models say to each other on the runway."
    Wayne Brayd: "I just ate a pea, and I feel like I've gained a thousand pounds!"

    Drew: "Strange welcome greetings on signs as you enter into different U.S. states."
    Ryan Stiles: "Welcome to Hawaii. How'd you get here in a car?"

    Drew Carey: "Confusing battle cries…"
    Colin Mochrie: "GIVE ME LIBERTY! …OR A BRAN MUFFIN!!!"
     
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  7. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    Okay, let's do this!
    "If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!" -Greg Universe
    "I know he's a lot older than me, but when you're in love, nothing else matters." -Naru Osaka
    "I can turn into the biggest, strongest, fastest animals on Earth. But you know what, dude? Sometimes it's best to be a slow, tiny turtle." -Beast Boy
    "We do have a lot in common. The same air, the same Earth, the same sky…maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different…well, who knows?" -Meowth
    "Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone." -Homura Akemi
    "Sometimes me think, 'What is friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.'" -Cookie Monster
    "You don't need a mirror to know you look good. You're beautiful on the inside…like your brain and stuff!" -Finn the Human
    "Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than to lose you." -Patrick Star.
    "Those who call themselves 'ugly' don't realize that someone out there thinks they're the most beautiful person in their eyes." -Francis Bonnefoy
     
  8. mr3urious

    mr3urious Well-Known Member

    "Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine,
    Oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design!
    Such beauty and grace wild nature produces...

    Ughh, look at the spider suck out that bug's juices!"

    - Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes
     
  9. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    “I won’t let you down, father!” – Hercules
     
  10. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    “How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance?” – Hercules
     
  11. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Grover- Hi it is me Grover, I am in my jammies and I have my teddy bear, I am going to bed
     
  12. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    Here's one that I need to post.
    "Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel like you're nothing, you are perfect." -P!NK
     
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  13. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    (got a couple)

    "The place is surrounded by orderlies! Keeping things orderly."
    Stan Smith

    "Sorry I'm late. I shoved an employee at Wendy's and they called the cops. You gotta warn someone before you hand them a square burger."
    Carter Pewterschmidt
     
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  14. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    STEPHEN COLBERT: Do Muppets have sex?
    FRANK OZ: (Pauses, leans back, inhales, leans forward, pauses) What?!
     
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  15. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Whose Line is It Anyway? The Dating Video Game…aka HATS!

    Greg Proops: (wearing a traffic light hat) I hope I'm not giving you mixed signals.

    Wayne Brady: (wearing a giant fish head) I'm just looking for a nice piece of bass!

    Colin Mochrie: (wearing a chef's hat) Hey, if I can keep a soufflé up for hours...

    Ryan Stiles: (wearing antlers) I promised that I'd look nice for you tonight. (strokes antlers) Too much moose?
     
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  16. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    KRAMER: How about this - a restaurant that only sells peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
    JERRY: What do you call it?
    KRAMER: P., B., and J.'s!
     
  17. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    I ruined the joke. He really says "keeping things in orderly." I missed the "in" and ruined the quote.
     
  18. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Grover- Say goodnight teddy
     
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  19. Oscarfan

    Oscarfan Well-Known Member

    Cowboy: I'd say, this is a job for...
    Cowpokes: TEXAN TEXAS TEX, THE MOST TEXAN COWPOKE IN ALLLLLLLLLLL OF VERMONT!
    -Sheep in the Big City
     
  20. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Funny Beatles interview quotes

    Q: How did you find America?
    John Lennon: We turned left at Greenland.

    Q: Paul, do you see your father often?
    Paul McCartney: No, actually we're just good friends.

    Q: What do you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
    George Harrison: Arthur.

    Q: Ringo, why do you wear so many rings on your fingers?
    Ringo Starr: 'Cause I couldn't fit them in my nose.

    Q: John, what's your favorite type of girl?
    John: My wife.
    Q: George, what's your favorite type of girl?
    George: John's wife.

    Q: What do you think of the accusations that you're nothing but a bunch of Elvis impersonators?
    Ringo: Oh, that's not true! (Starts moving his hips like Elvis) Not true at all! (other Beatles start moving similarly)
     

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