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The New New Quote Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. Twisted Tails

    Twisted Tails Well-Known Member

    Twilight Sparkle: Argh! Nononononononono! If I don't send her a letter by sundown, I'll be... tardy!
    Spike: What's that now?
    Twilight Sparkle: Tar-dy, Spike! Late, I'll be late! Oh, how could I let this happen? I'm usually so organized. I've never been late with an assignment.
    From the My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic episode, "Lesson Zero"
     
  2. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    Luke Castellan:*sees Percy on the roof of his ship*What are you doing? Don't walk on my roof
     
  3. Twisted Tails

    Twisted Tails Well-Known Member

    Spike: Twilight, calm down. It's just a test.
    Twilight Sparkle: Just a test? Just a test!? Princess Celestia wants to give me some kind of exam, and you're trying to tell me to calm down because it's just a test?!
    Spike: Uh... yes.
    Applejack: I'd say she's handling things pretty well, considerin'.
    Twilight Sparkle: Urgh!
    [explosion]
     
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  4. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    "How Very Very Moist"

    - Randall J. Weems (Recess)
     
  5. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    "How Deliciously Moist"

    - Randall J. Weems (Recess)
     
  6. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Ernie: You said you couldn't bathe the baby with all these toys, and I didn't want waste water, right Rubber Ducky.
     
  7. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    Dolph: I'm gonna kiss the ground.

    Kearney: Loser! You're gay for the ground.

    Dolph: Well, you're gay for homophobia!

    Kearney: WOW! You just made me gay for tolerance.
     
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  8. mr3urious

    mr3urious Well-Known Member

    "Gaz, taste me! I'm delicious!"

    - Dib from the Invader Zim episode "Bolognius Maximus"
     
  9. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    Luna: Their address is listed in this newspaper.
    Serena: YOU CAN READ?!?
    Luna: Serena, if I can talk of course I can read!
    Serena: …YOU CAN TALK?!?
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    Raye: *trips into Darien's arms* I'M TRIPPING! Oh, Darien! That was a complete accident!
    Darien: Oh, Raye! Thank you for bumping into me like that! I'm suddenly filled with the desire to torture small animals and feed on their blood.
    Raye: Ohhhhh, let's do it together!
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    Zoycite: Malachite! You're supposed to only have eyes for me!
    Malachite: Oh, come now, honey, you know there's no one more important to me in the whole Negaverse. Especially now that the other two are dead.
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    Darien: How about I tell you a story about my childhood?
    Serena: Sure! I love happy stories!
    Darien: So there was this one time we were in the car and it was like *zoooooom* and then we went over a cliff and it was like *squealing brakes* and then it crashed and it was like *boom* and my parents' heads were like "Kablooey!" And then I was in the hospital and like, "What?!" And there was this princess in my head and she was like, "I want pizza!" So here I am.
    Serena: That wasn't happy at all.
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    Mina: Hey gurl hey!
    Serena: Mina? How did you get into my house?
    Mina: Whaaaaaat? That's not important.
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    Fiore: I would search for the perfect flower for you! And then, I found the perfect flower, and when I picked it up, a thought struck me: WHAT IF I DESTROYED THE WORLD! *evil laugh*
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    Serena: Excuse me, Mr. Chair? If you see Luna, can you please tell her that I need her help?
    Unseen Chair: Sure thing, Sailor Moon.
    Serena: Thanks.
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    Molly: Ohhh, Maxwell!
    Nephlite: Molly, Maxwell isn't my real name. It's actually…BATMAN.
    Molly: Reeeeaaaaallllllyyyy?
    Nephlite: No, it's Nephlite.
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    Queen Beryl: It seems the Sailor Scouts are headed our way! Who would like to welcome them and earn a place in Nega-history textbooks? I promise I won't kill you if you fail!
    Random Person: I don't trust her!
    Queen Beryl: WHO SAID THAT?!
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    Mina: Gasp! It's shiny! MINE!
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    Molly: I read your Myspace page!
    Nephlite: Curse you, Jedite, for introducing me to computers!
    Molly: Now I know everything about you! I can see that we're perfect for each other!
    Nephlite: Uh…right. Well, uh, first, I really need Sailor Moon to help me. I wanna get away from the Negaverse. I need her help.
    Molly: Yeah, well, good luck with that!
    Nephlite: No. That's why I'm here, Molly. So you can tell me who she is.
    Molly: Well I don't know anything about her! But I know everything about you! And I know that we should run away together and get married and have a little cottage and a picket fence and a puppy and a kitten and some hamsters and LOTS OF KIDS! A whole soccer team of kids! Whaddaya think, Nephlite?
    *he's gone*
    Molly: …Nephlite?
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    Nephlite: If they hurt her before I get to see her in a bikini, THEY. WILL. PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Greg: Remember that artist, Peggy Jones? She's disappeared.
    Amy: No, Greg, we skipped that episode. She doesn't matter!
    Greg: Oh…well, Hercules disappeared too.
    Amy: NOT THE KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Zoycite: What? You want me to wear a skirt?
    Queen Beryl: What's wrong with that?
    Zoycite: But... but...
    Queen Beryl: You are a woman, aren't you?
    Zoycite:{breaking down} I... I don't know anymore
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    Nephlite: I'm not sure why I saved you.
    Molly: It's because you love me…
    Nephlite: I think it's indigestion. In my heart.
    Molly: That's love…
    Nephlite: Maybe it's heartburn.
    Molly: Nephlite, that's---
    Nephlite: Shut up!
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    Queen Beryl: It's no use, you can't heal him. Not even your crystal can break the spell I cast!
    Sailor Moon: Then why do you want the crystal if you're more powerful than it, anyway?
    Queen Beryl: Err…Err…Um…SILENCE!!!
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    Tuxedo Mask: You think I'm your friend or something? Check out the rose, idiot. It's black. That means I'm evil.
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    Anne: *to Serena* No! Why did you let him go?! *to Darien* I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! FOLLOW YOU TIL YOU LOVE ME!
    Serena: Wow, you're even weirder than me…and that's saying something!
     
  10. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Grover: Say goodnight teddy, Good night mommy.
     
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  11. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    “Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.”

    — Big Bird
     
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  12. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    "Everyone on Sesame Street is always talking about love. Yuck."

    - Oscar the Grouch
     
  13. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    "We Ivysaur need to stick together. And then kill each other."
    -Tony the Clock
     
  14. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    "WHO ARE YOU
    WHO CREATED TRISTA
    I MUST GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS"
    -lazicful
    Little does he know I CREATED TRISTA
     
  15. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    Funniest Quotes from My Friends Who I Do a MST Thing With
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    Jess: Lucid dream? That sounds like a dream, but about Lucina from Fire Emblem.
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    Zach: From the gecko? You mean from the get-go?
    Sari: No, the Geico gecko came and told them all about the bad scenes.
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    Zel: AND NOW SHE'S BRAINWASHED MY FAKE GUARD. GREAT.
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    Zel: There is a random lonely quotation mark there. I don't like it.
    Harleena: I do. I shall name him Freddie.
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    Zach: That’s not how you spell "mane". Or "muzzle". It is a horse, not a clam.
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    Taylor: "Okay, your hot desires should be in Cabinet H, Folder 3, Section 27."
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    Sari: Stop insulting Kristian Bush. He’s too good for this fanfiction.
    Zach: I think that we're too good for this fanfiction.
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    Zel: I can get betrothed. My lovers shall be the Bad Touch Trio, and I shall marry them all, and it shall be wonderful. See? Now I’m bethrothed. Now go die.
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    Beryl: If you are going to be like that, I'll terminate this friendship.
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    Ryan: TOUCH MY CAKE AND I WILL CUT YOU.
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    Taylor: Of course, the only real place is obviously Gerudo Valley.
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    Zel: WHAT? I AM NOT SOME LITTLE KID!
    Jess: Aww, Zellie-tan, you're still so little! *squishes Zel's cheeks*
    Zel: STOP IT, WOMAN!!! I WILL CUT YOU!!!!
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    Ryan: I get the feeling that guy will start an all-sheep army.
     
  16. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    They're a lot better without context.
     
  17. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    MR. POTATO HEAD: I was just wondering if you've heard of any abductions lately?
    EARLESS POTATO HEAD: I'm sorry, I'm deaf, I don't hear anything.
    MR. POTATO HEAD: Oh. Sorry.
    EARLESS POTATO HEAD: Wuh?
     
  18. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Grover: It is television, Hello mommy.
     
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  19. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Ernest: Boy, that peanut butter, pickles, ketchup, and sauerkraut was really great!
    Oscar: Yeah, it sure was! Except you had more than I did.
    Ernest: Of course I did! I should have had more. You were nicer than I was!
    Oscar: ME? I was not! You were nicer than I ever was.
    Ernest: No way, flea brain! You're really GOOD at being nice, haha! You know all about it!
    Oscar: What are you talking about? I couldn't be as nice as you in a million years! (trashcan starts shaking as they start fighting) Take that!
    Ernest: Oh yeah? I don't have to take that from you, I'm your big brother! (SMACK, CRASH, THUNK, BOING, WHOOMP)

    Sesame Street, Episode 954: "Oscar's Brother Visits"

    (Thanks Hooperfan for uploading it!)
     
  20. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    Russell: If you can't get in there, I'm gonna be stuck with a room decorated with all my father's favorite things! Eight-track tapes. Flowered wallpaper. Shag carpet!

    Fixit: It's too horrible to even imagine! And I don't even know what those things are!"
     


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