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The New New Quote Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    GUS: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M GONNA JUMP! I SWEAR, I'M GONNA JUMP!
    MIKEY: NO! DON'T! SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
    GUS: THAT'S IT! I'M JUMPING! (Jumps off a chair) Ow.
    MIKEY: OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
     
  2. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

  3. Any Del

    Any Del Well-Known Member

    Piccolo: Gohan... Learn to DOOOOOOOOODDDDGGGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Any Del

    Any Del Well-Known Member

    Chris Hansen: Do you watch television? Cause you're about to be on one. I'm Chris Hansen from dateline NBC....

    Predators: (starts crying)
     
  5. mr3urious

    mr3urious Well-Known Member

    Actually, it's more like "Oh my God, it's Chris Hansen!" (blows brains out)
     
  6. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    I'm sure Alex will have stuff to say about this since he's a fan of Don't Stop Believing.
    JD Hansel: I'm annoyed with Elf, largely cause I feel like it's been thrust upon me every Christmas season since it came out.
    Steve Swanson: Just be honest, cause other people like it, that's way you don't!
    JD: No, as I think you know, there are things that most people like that I like too.
    Steve: Really?
    JD: What are some of the popular movies that came out recently?
    Steve: Name one thing that everyone likes and you like, actually name three!
    JD: Name 3 things that I like that everyone else likes? Okay, first of all, pizza, it's an already established brand, (Steve laughs), so I gotta love that. But if you wanna keep it to movies and TV shows, we can forget pizza for a second.
    Steve: No, we can open it up to anything, because I'm still trying to think of 2 things besides pizza.
    JD: The Wizard of Oz.
    Steve: Okay! Yeah, it's a great movie!
    JD: It's one of my favorites. I also like Sound of Music, Singing in the Rain, Casablanca.
    Steve: Okay, but you get one movie. Name something that's not a movie.
    JD: Oh, I know: Journey the band! Everyone likes Journey.
    Steve: Oh, no. Well, I don't but, I'm gonna let you have that because, that's one of mine. Everyone but me likes Journey.
    JD: How do you not like Journey?
    Steve: Because, it's perfectly serviceable music, it really is.
    JD: Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm done with Don't Stop Believing, I'm tired of that song and never need to hear it again.
    Steve: Okay, it's the McDonald's cheeseburger of music. It's fine for what it is, and sometimes it's exactly what you want, but it's not great. It's on every street corner, it's on every radio station and everyone knows it, but it's not great music.
    JD: I would think that's more true of the work of Micheal Jackson then Journey.
    Steve gasps: Oh, you just lost a bunch of listeners!
    JD: Well, if we're gonna be honest about this, once upon a time, everyone said they didn't like Micheal Jackson.
    Steve: I don't remember that time.
    JD: Okay, if you were a teenage boy in the '80s, in late high-school or college, you weren't supposed to like Michael Jackson.
    Steve: Okay, the same way you're not supposed to like Justin Beiber or Bruno Mars.
    JD: Yes, he was the same kinda thing. So this sense that you weren't supposed to like his music very much, even though it sold really well, was still kinda there until he died. And then suddenly, everyone had a resolute, undying devotion to him.
    Steve: I mean, I don't have a resolute undying devotion to Micheal Jackson, I just recognize he's a **** of a lot better than Journey!
    JD: That's when defaming his music became a sin, was when he passed away. Cause you could crack whatever jokes you wanted about him before he passed, but then everything changed. So I like his music a lot, it just doesn't speak to me personally, it doesn't grab me or move me all that much. That being said, I did love Beat It and Billy Jean a lot.
     
  7. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "Musturd mayks mee feeeel uncumfterbull." ~ Kelly Pickler
     
  8. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    "FAITHFULLY..... I'M STILL YOOOOOOOUUUUUUURSSSS!!!!!"

    -Steve Perry
     
  9. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    I mean, I won't deny it is an overplayed song. But it always puts me in a good mood whenever I hear it on the radio.
     
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  10. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.

    - Ellen DeGeneres
     
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  11. DMHFan

    DMHFan Well-Known Member

    Well, we'll see about that. I've seen Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers on digital download and there were episodes that never made it to DVD, so this could happen for The Muppet Show as well on streaming, and even the former.
     
  12. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    Raven: Evil beware.... We have waffles. :shifty:
     
  13. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    The Muppet Fans Talking guys discuss Goofer's scene in Happytime Murders:
    JD Hansel: Tell me this, which way is the line funnier, when he says wiener or when he says p***s? Because it's wiener in the trailer.
    Jarrod Fairclough: I thought wiener was funnier.
    JD: Absolutely!
    Steve Swanson: Yeah, wiener is funnier.
    Jarrod: "Unless you're talking about your wiener".
    JD: The wiener was a brilliant delivery!
    Jarrod: Can I say, since we're talking about first impressions, I have a real soft spot for Goofer.
    JD: I know!
    Jarrod: He was very funny. I think that minute's worth of footage is worth admission alone, even though pretty much everything with him is already in the trailer, even just the way he says "Maybe" is worth however much money you spent.
    JD: Every little bit of Drew Massey's delivery with that character is perfect.
    Jarrod: I'm hoping for a Goofer plush at some point.
    JD: I'm hoping for a Goofer-centric sequel.
    Steve: I wold hold out for anything from this movie quite honestly. (JD cracks up)
     
  14. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

    Preston Goodplay: The theater, the cruelest mistress of all! My career, like the mistakes of so many teenage girls, has been... aborted.
     
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  15. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

    "We don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents." - Bob Ross
    "See, I pulled a sneaky on ya."
     
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  16. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    Captain Crazy: You just let him know.... Like Shaggy would say.... "It wasn't me!" HAAAA-HAAAA-HAAA-HAAA-HAAA!
     
  17. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    COTTON: It looks like Average Joe's will be turning the Globo Gym Purple Cobras into the proverbial pumpkin.
    PEPPER: I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.
    COTTON: (Blank stare)
     
  18. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    Steve Swanson: I'm glad I caught the behind-the-scene stuff and outtakes at the end of Happytime Murders, because this movie looked like it was a TON OF FUN to make.
    JD Hansel: Yeah. It occurred to me the second time I watched the movie, cause I was more upset the first time, I was thinking "Why is this the movie that for 15 years, Brian Henson has been saying this is the movie we gotta make?" And I realized, it's probably not cause it's the movie he wanted to watch, it's cause it's the one he wanted to hang out on set with Bill Barretta making.
    Jarrod Fairclough: That's very likely. Adam Sandler, God knows he's made crappy films for the last few years, he said that most of the time, he's not making movies for the final product, but because he wants to hang out with his friends in Hawaii for 3 months. If Brian Henson made this movie just to hang out with Bill Barretta, and give the puppeteers he's been working with for the last 15 years a little more to do, and some movie experience, because a lot of these guys haven't done feature films before, who cares? Let him do it.
     
  19. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

    "When I was a kid, I thought Zootopia was this perfect place, where everyone got along and anyone could be anything. Turns out, real life is a little bit more complicated than a slogan on a bumper sticker. Real life is messy. We all have limitations, we all make mistakes, which means - hey, glass half full! - we all have a lot in common. And the more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each of us will be. But we have to try. So no matter what type of animal you are; from the biggest elephant, to our first fox, I implore you - try. Try to make the world a better place. Look inside yourself and recognize that change starts with you. It starts with me. It starts with all of us." - Judy Hopps, Zootopia
     
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  20. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    From the movie Cinderella:

    “And yet, through it all, Cinderella remained ever gentle and kind, for with each dawn she found new hope that someday her dreams of happiness would come true.”
     


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