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The New New Quote Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Statler: You know what's wrong with this theater? It's the seats!
    Waldorf: What's wrong with them?
    Statler: They're facing the stage! Hohohohohohoho!!!
     
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  2. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

    Yellow Pearl: Have a nice extraction, Pink Lasagna.
     
  3. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Squidward: "Patrick, just how stupid ARE you?"

    Patrick: "It varies"
     
  4. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

    Baloney:
    I is for imagine, M is for me, A is for the letter A, G is for G.
    I is for imagine, N is for nice, E is for egad! I said 'imagine' twice!
     
  5. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    JD Hansel: A big part of what makes television not terrible right now, which to me is refreshing because I grew up in a time period when TV was by and large terrible, what makes it work is there are these companies like Netflix and Amazon Prime that aren't getting in the way of creators creating good things. When you look at a lot of shows that have been made by talented people but failed in the past, like there's an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee in which John Mulaney talks about his failed sitcom, and how the problem there was just too many suits in the room. Too many people who were not comedy writers coming in and telling the comedy writers what to do. There's this common theme of shows writers have worked on that have sucked because, they've complained that as soon as they were done writing, a conga line of 40 executives come into the room delivering their studio notes saying "This is what you need to do instead of being funny." And then you get a show that's not very enjoyable. So creative freedom is a big draw to Amazon and Netflix for good creators who have cool ideas, and I like that. I think that this new creativity and this openness to try new things is a very good thing that is making television watchable right now.
    Steve Swanson: Completely agree.
    JD: I actually like watching TV now.
     
  6. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    (From Muppet Guys Talking, two of my favorite moments)

    Bill Barretta: One of my favorites is the guy that hangs out with Grover in those bits---
    Frank Oz: Oh yeah! Fat Blue!
    Jerry Nelson: Yeah...Mr. Johnson as we sometimes called him.
    Frank: How did you get Fat Blue?
    Jerry: Oh, that was me! (laughter from the others) Getting ****** off at you for taking so long! (Frank laughs) "Oh, I'm sorry, oh let's do it again, take 24..." (everyone starts laughing as Jerry does Fat Blue) "JUST GET ME THE **** HAMBURGER!"

    Dave Goelz: Do your camel. Do the camel.
    Fran Brill: What's the camel?
    Dave: From acting class. Do the camel! Please! (Frank's quizzical expression dissolves as he begins to laugh) I haven't seen it in years.
    Fran: I don't know...have I seen this? I must've.
    Bill: Come on. Do it!
    Dave: Do the camel! (Fran, Dave, & Bill start chanting) CAMEL! CAMEL! CAMEL! CAMEL!
    Bill: He does double-hump and single hump. (laughter from all)
    Frank: I think I told you thirty years ago...
    Dave: Thirty five.
    Frank: Thirty-five years ago, I told you about the camel...and NOW you bring it back!
    Dave: I'd just like to see it.
    Frank: I'm not gonna do a god-**** camel!
    Fran: Why?
    Frank (getting agitated): BECAUSE I ---
    Bill: I'll be the sunset (Frank laughs uproariously) and you can be the camel in the foreground.
    Dave: I'll be the desert sand, shimmering...
    Jerry: I'll be a palm tree!
    Fran: I'll be a mirage. (Frank is still in hysterics)
     


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