The Quote Thread

OK, this is a really crazy idea, but it just could work. When you post on this thread, say whatever you want, and then at the end of your post, put up the last funny quote you heard in bold. That's all you have to do. Varied discussion is encouraged. I'll kickstart the entire thing:

Just ate some chocolate-chip cookie dough ice cream. When was the last time you had ice cream?

"I was in Belfast walking around, and- oh boy, you'll not believe what I saw. Bomber jackets in Belfast!" -Billy Connolly

Yesterday as a matter of fact. I went to Baskin Robbins, had a scoop of cookies-n-cream, and vanilla.

KLINGER: 50 more pounds, and I'm homeward bound!
COL. POTTER: So you're going to eat your way to a discharge?
KLINGER: I call it "Food for Freedom!"
COL. POTTER: I call it "Suicide by Salami".

I had ice cream for dessert tonight after dinner (along with strawberry shortcake).

We watched the classic "All in the Family" epsiode on dvd, "Edith has menopause" :

Archie: "I know all about your women's problems there Edith, but when I had the hernia that one time I didn't make you wear the truss!"

I often have icecream. Almost every other day, usually strawberry flavor. What are your fav flavors?

Peter Sellers: My stethascope is bobbing to the throbbing of your heart, it go boom dede boom dede boom dede boom dede boom di-de, boom boom boom. Boom dede boom dede boom dede boom, well goodnes gracious me.

I used to eat ice cream all the time, but lately have been sticking to cookies and Rice Krispie treats.

HAWKEYE: You risked your life for a ketchup on rye?
RADAR: With butter and lettuce!

To reply to Beau, I prefer strawberry, vanilla and chocolate chip cookie dough.

From "Clue", the movie:
Green: Stop shouting!
Wadsworth: I'm not shouting!... Alright, I am! I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUT- (falling candlestick hits him on the head)

Clue has a movie???

From Hulk:
"You don't want to see me when I'm angry."

Yep, here's your Amazon link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos...3668/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_11_1/202-9921761-7559807

From Jeff Foxworthy:
"Just 'cause you see a redneck walkin' out of a store without something doesn't mean we didn't make a purchase. "Buy anything?" "Yeah, I just got some underwear, put it on in there..."

My thing is: Amazon, stick to the rain forest!

RADAR: "Have you guys seen my hamster? I went out to check her cage, and he wasn't there. He's a she!"
B.J.: "Woah, slow down Radar, you're making less scene than usual."

Oh, you don't like Amazon? I shop there quite a bit, actually.

From "Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs":

"The Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr.- If this song does not make you root for nuclear winter, then you are not human.

Wow! Clue looks like the funnest film ever! Also, I for one onyl buy my dvd's from amazon. They are cheap, and new, and save ever leaving the house. (After all the pets are dead and the butler's been discharged, the childrean are gone...)

And having looked at quote from it from IMDb...

Colonel Mustard: Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlett?
Miss Scarlet: Sure. I'll eat anything.

I personally have never used Amazon, but I do know that's where my aunt got Jim Henson: The Works for me.

Apparently a traditional part of turning 50 is telling random stories:
I still remember when Philip was born. Fred calls me up at exactly 3:15 in the morning, he says, 'Hey George, it's Fred. It's a boy!' And I said "Fred? Fred who?"

I have never used Amazon, but plan to when MWoO comes out on DVD.

Apparently I can't have a funeral party cos I'm not Irish [a quote by my favourite comedian...my cousin]

Yep, I'm hoping to get Mwoo from amazon too. (Providing the expreiment R1 dvd I got cheap works in my compuer)

From The Millinonairess (about her hat):
Peter Sellers: I thought it was the Eiffel Tower
Sophia Loren: Give it back, it's my Eiffel Tower.

I have used Amazon.co.uk to get books but never used Amazon.com

(Random conversation I had today)
Me: I f killing your father is patricide and killing your mother is matricide, killing a sibling is fratricide then what is killing your own kids?
My Friend: Justified!

Okay, so MWoO is also a production?

JIMMY: "Pennies from heaven, Uncle Eddy"

Oh, speaking of MWoO, how many people thought Jeffrey Tambor did better in MFS? My hand's up.

From Fraggle Rock, "Beginnings":

Gobo: Well, I think I'll mosey on out there and get that postcard. (He zips out of Fraggle Rock and into Doc's.)
Boober: That's one spirited... mosey.

Oh now, I get MWoO is Muppets' Wizard of Oz! How stupid am I? (Punches self in face). I agree, Jeffrey Tambor was much better in MFS!

KERMIT: (With amnesia) "I really don't feel like an Italian."

Mwoo! Mwoo! The sound of a cow with a lisp!

Willy Wonka: Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies.

Listen, all cows are good for is milk.

MY SEXY SISTER: (As she beat me up today when we visited here) Brat!