The Quote Thread

PINOCCHIO: Father? Are you sure I'm gonna be the biggest thing since Punch and Judy?
GHEPPETO: Who dey?
PINOCCHIO: Skip it.

RJ: I keep a diary. Every entry reads, "see yesterday."
HAMMIE: Every entry in mine reads, "See Tomorrow." It's a page turner.

Lol, what were those quotes from?

A "Fractured Fairy Tales" cartoon from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle show.

After people have repeated a phrase a great number of times, they begin to realize it has meaning and may even be true. - H.G. Wells

Daniel

Robotnik: Snooping as Usual I See.

"Leave no stone unturned."
- Edward Bulwer Lytton

Daniel

ELVIRA: Hello again, it's me Elvira, the gal with the enormous... *Looks down at chest, looks back up at camera* ratings...

And now, here are some quotes from everybody's favorite MC sitcom...

BEAUREGARD: I sure am getting sick of you people using my cooking for everything but the purpose of eating!

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D'SNOWTH: If anything happens to MrsPepper, I'll... I'll... I'll kill myself!
THEPRAWNCRACKER: Whoa! Can I watch?
D'SNOWTH: Shut up!

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VIC ROMANO: You don't believe I have a girlfriend?
TOGETHERAGAIN: I don't believe her name is Freda.

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MRSPEPPER: You two need to settle this more like adults!
D'SNOWTH: You mean we get to go on a trashy talk show?
MRSPEPPER: That's not a bad idea!

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VIC ROMANO: Oh D'Snowth, shut up!
THAT ANNOUNCER: Yeah, be a man!
D'SNOWTH: *Whines like a girl* I don't wanna be a man!

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Jerry Springer-like scenario
VIC ROMANO: You stupid little bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep!
D'SNOWTH: Oh Vic, I wish you wouldn't call me a bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep.

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Repeated lines
EVERYONE: VIBS!
VIBS: Sorry.

*laughs* *glomps Snowthy* Good times... very, very good times.

Indeed, you going to be there in 2025 for the twentieth anniversary reunion special?

SNIDLEY: So you're a musician, eh?
DUDLEY: Why yes.
SNIDLEY: Can you read music?
DUDLEY: Why no.
SNIDLEY: You're hired.

Umm... How old will I be?

If you want to create something,u2028you must be something. -
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Daniel

FENWICK: I thought all this talk of Global Warming was a hoax... you know, a HOAX, HOAX... *Looks around* and this is where I wait for some hot girl to come in and say "yeth", but that wouldn't make any sense...

ME: Take this glass of beer. Some people say this glass is half-full. Other say this glass is half-empty. I say: Are you going to drink that?

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

Daniel

PHONY MOVIE ANNOUNCER: ... come see a film by the people who made a movie you've never seen...

George Bush: My name is George W. Bush and I approve this message. Tacos rule!

FRED SANFORD: Boy Lamont, I don't know why they call these shows soap operas, 'cause they filthy!