The Quote Thread

This is how it starts,
Lightening strikes the heart.
Goes off like a gun,
Brighter than the sun!
Colbie Caillat
Brighter than the sun

"I hid under your porch because I LOVE you."-Dug

Principal Scudworth: "Did you see the pool? They FLIPPED the b****!"
-Clone High

"From now on I shoot my dinner salad before I eat it." - Dinobot

I love that guy. XD

Stan: I may not be very tall, but...I'm slow.
Sylvester: And larrrrge!

Daffy: And a dork.

- Space Jam

"Hey, Twilight, what's soaking, wet and clueless? "
"Fluttershy, I had just about eno-"*Gets dumped on with a pail of water*
"Your FACE!" *Slams the pail on top of her*-Discored Fluttershy and Twilight

King Cookie Monster: "Me have nice kingdom, good friends, decent pension..."

Why does everyone always blame dogs?
Rowlf, TMTM

"Haaaaa, chicken fingers! Ha, ha, ha!" *Walks a way with his order*
"Chickens don't have fingwers!" *Goes after him*

-Papa Bear and Baby Bear

Do fish have fingers? - Idris

"Princess Celestia, you can count on-"
"Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys! CHOCOLATE. RAIN."

-Twilight being interrupted by Pinkie after they are assigned to stop Discord.

Rowlf: Hold on, why didn't we show my part in the montage? It was one of the best.
>Flash back<
Kermit: Hey Rowlf, want to get the gang back together?
Rowlf: Sure.
>End Flash back<
Rowlf: hehe, Classic.

"If you like it then you shoulda put some green on it, oh oh oh, oh oh oh!"
-Kermit (MAD version)

Horton the Elephant: "Fruit basket for Mr. Grinch from the Nooley family!"
The Grinch: "I hate fruit. I hate baskets. I hate the preposition 'from'. and I hate the Nooley family...not necessarily in that order!"

"Good boy, Angel! Mama's so proud~!"
-Discored Fluttershy after Angel and his deer-legged bunny friends trample all over Twilight.

JEN: Wings! I don't have wings.
KIRA: Of course not, you're a boy!

Toola, listen to me. The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
Mama from my Big, Fat, Greek Wedding.

"Hey! That's not fair! Cowboys could afford cannons."
"...They couldn't afford station wagons either!" *shoots him with a car shaped snowball*
*While being crushed* "Nice paneling."

-Patrick and SpongeBob snowball-fighting

"I started getting letters from people telling me, 'Hey man, I know what you're going through, I talk to mushrooms too, and I never get any help from these guys.' What?" ~ Jack Wild on Pufnstuf fanmail

Osso: "You know why people call me Jesus? 'Cause that's what they say when they see me...Jesus."
Me: "...not even hello?"
-The Misadventures of Advanced Video