The Quote Thread

You know, when I go swimming and I come up for air, people shout and say: Thar she blows, get yer harpoons! My friend said this about herself before I smacked her for calling herself a white whale...

*Jumping up and down*"Speech! Speech!"
"Aww shucks, I'm not much for speeches..."
"...Alright then, no speech!"*Zooms off*
"Buuuuut..."
*Zooms right back into place*

-Pinkie Pie wanting Applejack to say something about her using her Rodeo money to fix town hall

"" ~ BobThePizzaBoy

Hey! Let go of the cotton, ya swab! - Roger Rabbit

Kermit: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, ya' know? Maybe you just need one person...
Miss Piggy: ...Oh Kermie!
Miss Piggy and Kermit from the Muppets 2011.

"Wait, I promised myself, I'd never go back! I am woman, I am strong, and you, must leave immediately! Depeche Toi!"

-Miss Piggy from The Muppets 2011

"We have the worst tree farm ever!" - The MST3K bots over a shot of people walking through the desert.

"I heard that you've been flying passenger planes. Hoping you'd crash. It's dark, Jack, very dark." - Benjamin Linus

"A banana peel? What is this, Mario Kart?"-Me observing the ground two days ago.

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning." -Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes

"If I were a rabbit, I'd HOP, HOP, HOP."
-Blarney the Singing Sea Serpent

"I'M TIRED, AND I'M HUNGRY, AND I JUST WANNA EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!" ~ Harold from Hey Arnold!

♪"...Am I a MUPPEEEEET, OR AM I A MAN? Am I a MUPPEEEEET, OR AM I A MAN?
If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppet! If I'm a Muppet, that makes me a man! If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppeeeeeeeeet! I'm a man!"♪
-An adorable and hilarious kid named Mathew belting out on a piano

Our love story is never ever boring,
It's mostly kinda gory because it's in a post apcalypse.
And all of your friends would try to kill us,
But only becasue they'd be jealous
because our love is deeper than Edward's and Bella's!
Oh if I were a Zombie, I'd never eat your brains!
'Cause I want your heart, I want your heart, 'cause I want'cha your heart, 'cause I want'cha!
The Zombie love song.

"What kind o' crazy, bizzaro, world are we livin' in?!"-Baby Bear's reaction to Curly Bear not liking poridge.

ROWLF: But Jim, I'm a dog! I'm a real dog! Wanna see the scar from my rabie shot?
JIM: No.

SCOOP: What do you have against Jim Henson?
SKIP: Nothin'.
SCOOP: What do you have against me?
SKIP: Nothin'.
SCOOP: What do you have against Wilson's Meats?
SKIP: Well, I'm a vegetarian myself...
*Scoop shoots Skip*

Hi! My name is tutter_fan! I'm a weirdo, are you?

See my signature for my quote!

Piggy: Kermie! Kermie! Kermie! Kermie! Oh look!
Kermit: What?
Piggy: There it is.
Kermit: Wha-?
Piggy: Our dream home, where we'll have our first.
Kermit: Y'know Piggy, I saw a cute cottage down the street that is in our budget.
Piggy: Oh really? Where?
Kermit: It was the one above the garage.
Piggy: WHAT?!
Kermit: Well, that's the speed for you and me that I can actually pay for.
Piggy: Kermie, I just want to look at that window. You see? On the right?
Kermit: ...Yeah.
Piggy: That's for Samuel.
Kermit: Who's Samuel?
Piggy: Our first!
Kermit: Our first what?!
Jim and Frank from below: Snicker snicker.
...............................
Kermit: You know what you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
Piggy: A-are you going to say it?
Jim: Cough cough, chuckle.
Kermit: I could get bouncing baby figs, now that's what I could get!
Random voice: hey c'mon guys, we're ready!
Piggy: HE'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND!!
Kermit: Yeah come on Piggy they're waiting for us.
Jim and Frank: Cracking up!

Dr. Phil van Nuter: "Mulch! Where are the secret files?!"
Mulch: (Mumbles)
Phil: "Oh, oh, too busy, eh? Hmm, let's see. I Dr. Phil write on the show, act on the show, schmooze the network, while you, Mulch, look after the secret files! Gee, I wonder who has more to do!"