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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by That Announcer, Jul 23, 2005.
Unusual weather we're havin', ain't it? - The Cowardly Lion
"Boy howdy! Ah' got mah' work cut out for me. That there is the biggest bumper crop o' apples ah' ever laid eyes on."
"Eeyup. Too big for you to handle on yer' own."
"Come on, big brother! You need to rest up and get yer'self better. Ah' haven't met an apple orchard yet that ah' can't handle." *Realizing she just touched his injury* "Oops, sorry... Ah'll take a bite out of this job by day's end."
"Bitin' off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of..."
"...Are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises mah' legs can't keep?"
"Why of all the-! This is yer' sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies?!" *Getting in his face at this point*
"But still only one pony, and one pony plus hundreds o' apple trees just doesn't add up to-"
"Don't you use yer' fancy mathematics to muddle the issue! Ah' said ah' can handle this harvest and I'm gonna prove it to you! Ah'm gonna get every last apple out of those trees this applebuck season all by myself!"
-Applejack and Big Machintosh
Customer: Is there bacon in the Southwest?Candace: Ferb! Bacon in the Southwest?
*Ferb gives a thumbs up*
Candace: There's bacon.
Customer: Is the bacon good?
Candace: It's bacon.
- Phineas & Ferb: Road Trip
Fozzie: Oh, I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
Dr. Honeydew: Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?
Girl Scout- (sees Wendsday and Pugsley selling lemonade)Is it made from real lemons?
Girl Scout-I only like all natural fruits and beverages are you sure they're made of real lemons?
Girl Scout-Well I'll tell you what! I'll buy a glass if you buy a box of my delicous Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wendsday-Are they made from real girl scouts?
Morticia-Don't torture yourself Gomez ....that's my job.
If frogs couldn't hop I'd be gone with the Schwin!
What episode is Ursa in? I heard her name in an epsiode but never saw her!
Sarah: Did you say... hello?
Worm: No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.
Sarah-You're a wrom aren't you?
Worm: Yeah, that's right.
Sarah: You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
Worm: Who, me? No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside and meet the missus!
"When I say something, I will then...point!" *Does so* "I am going to point to you, and that is when you sing. You do not sing until I...?"
*As a group*"Point."
"Got it? So, I will sing, sing, sing, and you will...?"
*One character* "Point!"
"NO, NOT POINT! DON'T!" *Comes closer*
*Character says something like "Don't hurt meeeeee!"*
*Shaking her* "WHAT DA MATTER WITH YOU?! YOU SING!"
-A puppeteer teaching some college students how to puppeteer using actual puppets.
She's in "And To All a Good Night", and "You Never Know". What I quoted was from the end of "ATAaGN", which is on the "Sleepy Time with Bear and Friends" DVD. I haven't seen "YNK", but I want to so badly! >.< I like Ursa...There isn't much of her on the show at all...
I'll have to look them up online later.
What is this from? It sounds like fun!
Johnny Carson: How's your love life?
Kermit: ...What? /worries/ How's my love life?
Johnny: Yes. How's your love life?
Kermit: Listen, I-I work on Sesame Street! You don't ask a frog questions like that...
Johnny: /starts laughing/
Kermit: Yeesh. Would you ask Captain Kangaroo how's his sex life? Huh? Can you imagine that?
"Wow Luigi, I didn't know you had a secret weapon!"
"That's Mama Luigi to you Mario!"
-Mario and Luigi from super mario world cartoons
Debbie Jellinsky-I don't want to hurt anybody! I don't enjoy huring anybody!don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs. But sometimes people just won't listen. But someitmes I have to use persuassion and slides. (Shows slide of parents) My parents Sharon and Dave! Loving dotting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. My birthday came, I was 10 years old, and what did they get me? Malibu Barbie!
Debbie-That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was! I was a ballerina! They had to go! (Shows picture of house being burnt)
Debbie: My first husband, the heart surgeon. All day long, coronaries, transplants.
Grandma: What about your needs?
Debbie : "Sorry about dinner, Deb. The Pope has a cold."
[the next slide shows a shadow of an axe on the wall heading towards the Surgeon] Grandma: An axe! That takes me back.
Debbie-Husband number 2! He loved his state! He loved his country!
Grandma-What about Debbie?
Debbie-"Sorry Debbie no Mercedes this year we have to set an example!"Oh yeah? Set this!(shows picture of him being murdered) My latest husband. My LATE husband Fester.
Debbie-The corpse and his adorable family. You took me in! You accepted me! But did any of you love me?
Gomez-Hands!(Some Addamses attempt to raise their hands, but of course as they're in the elecric chair can't.
Fester-Debbie le them go! You can have me and my money for what I've done I deserve to die!
Debbie-Sorry-So I killed! So I maimed! So I destroyed one innocent live after another! Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn,and ache, and shop? Don't I deserve love;....and Jewlrey.
Goodbye everyone wish me luck!
Debbie(about to fetch switch to kill Addamses, but looks down at Pubert)
Baby Pubert-(takes split wire, and puts it together to electrocute Debbie.)
Joel-Poor Debbie she was sick.
Wendsday.-She wasn't sick. She was sloppy. If I wanted to kill my husband I'd do it and wouldn't get caught.
Wendsday-I'd scare him to death.
Joel-No you wouldn't! Well sorry Debbie. We wish you only the best. (Hand graps Joel's arm, causing Wendsday to grin evily)(More Debbie and Addams quotes later for fans!)
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... And then beat 'em!"
-Mario from The Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
"Hey, he burnt my Krabby Patty..."
"He burnt my fries."
*Sips from a scorched cup*"He burnt my shake!"
-Fish customers criticizing Squidward's cooking skills
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