The Quote Thread

Kermit: That's a myth.
El Sleezo Tough: Yeah, but she's my "myth"!
Kermit: No, no, myth, myth!
Myth: Yeth?

"Darla, that outfit's the pits. Loose where it should be tight, and tight where it should be loose like the clothes on a turkey's neck, why would I design such atrocious looking clothes? *sigh* I must be getting senile."

-Lady Holiday

"This is one of my favorite rooms in the whole house! Being a bear, I love to spend a lot of time...in the kitchen!"*Nods*
"Oh Beeeeeeeeeeeeeah~!"
*Kneels down*"Hello, Tutter." *Turns to the screen* The kitchen is also where my friend, Tutter the mouse lives." *Nods again*
"Who are you talking to, Bear?"
"Oh, I'm giving our new friends a tour of the big blue house."
"Ooooooo~! Didja' show'em the bedroom?"
"No..."
"Didja' show'em the living room?"
"No..."
"Didja' show'em the hallway?"
"Not yet."
"Well, whaddaya waitin' for, Bear?!"

-Bear and Tutter in Behind the Ears

"We knew Lorne Michaels back when he said 'a-boot'." ~ Gonzo

Tigger: Don't worry, Piglet ol' pal. There no difference between plummeting a thousand feet to the jagged rock below and, uh, falling out of bed.

Piglet: Oh. Really?

Tigger: Yeah. Except for the splat at the end, they're pratically similar.

- Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin

"Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth, for being correct, for being you. Never apologize for being correct, or for being years ahead of your time. If you're right and you know it, speak your mind. Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is still the truth." -Gandhi

I watched the movie based on Gandhi's life this week, so I've been looking up all these great quotes today.

*Ernest is about to be put in the electric chair*

GUARD: Would you like a blindfold, or a cigarette?
ERNEST: No thanks... I'm afraid of the dark, and cigarettes will kill you.

"So, how do you like the albumn so far?"
"Oh, it some nice songs you can dance to!"
"What about the jokes?"
"...Er...Uh...Well, it has some nice songs you can dance to!"
"...I'll sit this one out thank you."

-Fozzie and Annie Sue on The Muppet Show Albumn

Kermit: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation. This crowd's getting ugly.
Fozzie: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.

"Kermie? Will you dance with me?"
"Miss Piggy, I will dance with you when the sun goes out, the grass grows red, and the ocean turns to yogurt."
"...I'll take that as a maybe..."

-Kermit and Miss Piggy from the Muppet show albumn

Just go to the Friends and Family board, and look through the thread entitled "For Our Convenience".

Grover: (singing) There's a teeny weeny something that's so small you can't see it

On the speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea....

Everyone else: There's a what?!!

Grover: There's....all that stuff in the bottom of the sea....

"So, it's come to this... a pointless, miserably end to a shallow, meaningless life... but, it's as it should be... it's the hand I've been dealt, and I have to play it as it lays. No, I'm not gonna cry because life's thrown me a curve, no I'm not gonna whine because I got mashed potatoes and french fries, it's what I really wanted. It's time for me to step up to the plate, it's time for me to belly up to the bowl, it's time for me to look fate square in the eye, it's time for me to lie down with the lions, so I can soar with the eagles! Alright! I'm ready! Come and get me! Let's do it!" ~ Ernest P. Worrell

Robot Kermit: Hey, listen you, how about you and me getting together and makin' some ste-e-e-am heat. Huh, snuggle bunny?
Miss Piggy: Snuggle bunny? Why, uh...
Robot Kermit: Yeah. Look, let me take you away from all this. Aaah, a marriage made in heaven. A frog and a pig. We can have bouncing baby figs.

"Ok, there's three posibilities. 1, you put the dime in me pants, 2, you put the dime in me pants, or 3, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!!!"

-Mr. Krabs arguing with W/ Squidward

Thank you!

"What was that song that just happened? You know, Cabin fever, Ah!"

- Clueless Morgan

spongebob:I'm ready, I'm ready, to go to work!
workplaces:he's ready, he's ready to go to work!

-sponge bob truth or square

"Goodbye kids, don't watch Barney!" ~ Caroll Spinney

"Once I nibbled on a piece of cheese and my cholesterol went up to ninehundred."

-Marcel the Shell With Shoes On