The Quote Thread

LITTLE DOG: I want the toilet seat!
BIG DOG: I want the toilet seat.
LITTLE DOG: Stop arguing with me!
BIG DOG: I'm not arguing with you.
LITTLE DOG: Yes you are!
BIG DOG: No I'm not.
LITTLE DOG: Yes you are!
BIG DOG: No I'm not.
LITTLE DOG: This is ridiculous, we're gonna be here all night!
BIG DOG: No we're not.
LITTLE DOG: Yes we are!
BIG DOG: No we're not.
LITTLE DOG! Yes we are!
BIG DOG: Nuh-uh.

Gonzo: "Ladies and gentlemen! I will once again defy death and good taste!"

Hit him with a stick. - Irate Hobo Whatnot

"Pinkie, what are you doing?! RUN!"

"Oh girls, don't you see?" *music starts to play*
"♪When I was a little filly and the sun was going doooooooooooooooooooooooown~♫"

"Tell me she's not..."

-Twilight trying to get Pinkie to get away from the Nightmare'd trees

First rule of 'da bayou, never take directions from a gator. - Ray

Kermit: That's right. Gonzo's family. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we never forget one of our own!

Miss Piggy: I love it when you take charge!

Fozzie: Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station!

Kermit: Um... From this point on, we never forget one of our own!

Miss Piggy: Hmmm, that's right!

-Kermit, Fozzie, and Miss Piggy on the bus in Muppets from space

"Can I have something to eat?"

"No."

"Can I have something to eat?"

"No."

"Can I have something to eat?"

"No"

"Can you say anything but no?"

"Try asking again."

"...Can I have something eat?"

*Like a bratty child* "Nooooo~!"

-Squidward talking to the Magic Conch

JIM: (Narrating) One morning, King Fred and his daughter, Princess Gwyndolinda were discussing important matters of state.
PRINCESS GWYNDOLINDA: How are matters of state, daddy dear?
KING FRED: Oh, very important, my dear.
PRINCESS GWYNDOLINDA: That's nice.

"I am the witch, Stritch. I'm evil, mean, greedy and heartless! My friends are rats and bats and squiggly things, my foes are laughter puppy-dogs and kings! I kick kitty-cats for a hobby."

"Uh...would you care for a cup of cocoa?"

- The witch, Stritch & Charlie

qoqǝƃuods uo ʞuɐɹd uɐǝɯ ɐ pǝllnd ǝɥ ɹǝʇɟɐ pɹɐʍpınbs-

"¡ɐɥ ¡ɐɥ ¡ɐɥ ¡ǝbɐsnɐs ǝןʇʇıן ,ɐʎ 'sןooɟ ןıɹdɐ"

"Listen you, if you don't tell me where my ol' buddy Bert is, I'm gonna call the Missing Bert Bureau!" ~ Ernie

Mr. Johnson: "That's just one piece of spaghetti! You call this lunch?!"
Grover: "At this time of day, yes. At night, I would call it dinner."

BUCK: We're pushing a special this week on frozen chocolate-covered bananas.
UNCLE ARTHUR: Ooh, how revolting.
BUCK: You don't eat them, you just make them.

I'm not Bean, I'm a weasel! - Bean Bunny

John: "Is this the sandwich line?"
Scott: "Yeah. It is the sandwich line."
John: "Are you sure this is the sandwich line?"
Scott: "Yep. Sandwiches over here. You don't really-you don't really need to ask me; you just kinda-kinda just take a look. I don't know why."
-The Misadventures of Advanced Video

"Forget you! And your complecated legs!"

-Me trying to draw a Bear character

Quicksand? My shoes! Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!

-Miss Piggy when she gets sent to the quicksand pit on Muppets Party cruise

Debbie-I can show you all my records so you know I'm not a homicidal maniac!
Morticia-Of course you're not.
Gomez-You're too young!
Addams Family Values

"Hey there, groovy chicks. You're all happenin' in far out ways." ~ Greg Brady

“I’m packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.”

- Mrs. Potato Head