The Quote Thread

"Why, Marshal Dilly, what in the world were you doing under the desk?"
"I was tying my shoelaces. Did you hear shooting just now?"
"But you wear cowboy boots, Marshal Dilly! They don't have laces!"
"It wasn't an easy job, Pester."

- Kermit & Chicken Liver

*Tearing up* "Why are you doing this to me?!"
"Because, you're evil!"
*Runs out of the room crying*
*Teleports to the double doors and yells after her*"EVIL!"

-'Cadence's' reaction to Twilight's suspicions about her.

[Princess Cadance]
Oh, the wedding we won't make.
He'll end up marrying a fake!
Shining Armor will be
[Queen Chrysalis]: Mine, all mine. [evil giggle]

this day aria, the last 2 versus

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe I was being overprotective. I could've gained a sister. But instead... I just lost a brother.

Tracy Jordan: "If you decide to sue 'em, I know a good lawyer; took me to the cleaners last year."

"People are actually fatter during a recession, because all they can afford is fast food and junk." ~ My sister

"Hi, I'm Paul Lynde! Well somebody HAD to be." ~ Paul Lynde

"I was telling her; she's gonna break our circle!"
"I wasn't really a circle..."
"Yeah, your right...it was more of a square since there's four people in it."

-Me talking to one of my art buddies about one of our friends who is transfering next year.

GOD: You haven't won a fight since grade 5, and that was against a girl.
BRUCE: Yeah, but she was HUGE, she had been held back.
GOD: And the sun was in your eyes.

Spongebob: "Actually, I just have a question about these parking tickets. I don't have a car."

Patrick Star: "Like my mom always said: 'If you can't think of anything to say something nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.'"

"Sorry Ladies. Your loss, science's gain."

- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't get that bird out your bush."
-My dad... Making no sense...

Princess Cadance: No! Wait! Ugh! Please! Don't hurt me! Twilight, it's me! Please, you have to believe me. I've been imprisoned like you. The Cadance who brought you down here was an imposter. Twilight Sparkle: Likely story! Princess Cadance: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves... Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance: ...and do a little shake. Twilight Sparkle: You remember me! Princess Cadance: Of course I do. How could I forget the filly I loved to sit for the most?

"Whatever"
- Squall's catchphrase in Final Fantasy VIII

"......"
- Squall's other catchphrase

[Pinkie Pie has turned inanimate objects into "guests" for a party none of the other ponies are attending]
Pinkie Pie: Thank you all so much for coming. It means so much to Gummy.

Pinkie Pie: [as Mr. Turnip, a bucket of turnips] Can I have some more punch?

Pinkie Pie: Of course you can have some more punch, Mr. Turnip. [twitches]

Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky, a pile of rocks] This is one great party. You've really outdone yourself!

Pinkie Pie: Why thank you, Rocky.

Pinkie Pie: [as Sir Lints-a-Lot, a bit of sofa lint] I'm having a delightful time as well.

Pinkie Pie: I'm so gladot. [twitches], Sir Lints-a-Lot

Pinkie Pie: [as Madame LeFlour, a bag of flour] Might I trouble you for another slice of cake?

Pinkie Pie: Anything for you, Madame LeFlour.

Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] I'm just glad none of them ponies showed up!

Pinkie Pie: Oh, they're not so bad... [goes into a psychotic cross-eyed expression]

Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] "Not so bad"? Puh-leeze! They're a buncha' losers!

Pinkie Pie: Oh come on now. "Losers" might be a bit strong, don't you think?

Pinkie Pie: [as Sir Lints-a-Lot]: After the way they treated you, I'd say "losers" isn't strong enough.

Pinkie Pie: It was pretty rude...

Pinkie Pie: [as Madame LaFlour] "Pretty rude?!" It was downright... despicable!

Pinkie Pie: It was, wasn't it?!

Pinkie Pie: [as Mr. Turnip] If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.

Pinkie Pie: You know what? I'm not going to speak to them ever again, and I'm not going to invite them to another party for as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties; not after the way they've been acting...

"Friendships are like money. Easier made than kept." ~ A fortune cookie I had tonight

"Oh, Kermie will only move on to bigger and better things! ... Except in his love life. He's already hit the jackpot there."

- Miss Piggy

My freind: ok, if there is ever a zombie apocolypse, i will bring Nathan, and Grace(me)
Me: wow, thanks, but why would you bring me?
My freind: becuase we can use you as bait!
me: 0.0

JEFF DUNHAM: Hey mom, we're here to tell you that you deserve a day off.
PEANUT: Until then, Happy Mother's Day!