The Quote Thread

My brother: Why does Bunsen have modern scissors?
*Beat*
Me: There are rats who think it's a cruise ship, and you're questioning the scissors!?

- My brother and I watching MTI

"I think I'll break with tradition." Wembley from Ring Around The Rock.

"The Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG, it happened." ~ A bumper sticker I read today

Queen Chrysalis: This day is going to be perfect. The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small

Me: wait, so you have dreamed of ruining a poor girls weding, taking over a kingdom, and kidnaping 100's of ponies since you were small.... wow. You, madame, have a problem.

"Girl, that sack is whack, let the chow-man show you how it's done!"

-Chowder

Too bad Spongebob's not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here. - Squidward

Fish-Morning!(wearing bucket cap)
Squidward-Some people have no taste in head gear!

The Joker: Quick, the cure! What are you waiting for? C'mon! I killed your girlfriend, poisoned Gotham, it's not even breakfast. But so what? We all know you'll save me.
Batman: Every decision you've ever made ends with death and misery. People die. I stop you. You'll just break out and do it again.
The Joker: Think of it as a running gag.

The Joker: Quick, the cure! What are you waiting for? Come on! I killed your girlfriend, poisoned Gotham, it's not even breakfast. But so what? We all know you'll save me.
Batman: Every decision you've ever made ends in death and misery. People die. I stop you. You'll just break out and do it again.
Joker: Think of it as a running gag...
[the Joker leaps out and stabs Batman in the shoulder, causing him to drop the vial containing the cure, shattering it]
Joker: Nooooo!
[Batman pulls out the knife while the Joker drops to the floor and begins desperately trying to grab some of the cure]
Joker: Are you happy now?
Batman: You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done... I would have saved you.
Joker: [laughs, coughs] That actually is... pretty funny...
Joker: [starts laughing and coughing, then gasping for air and finally dies, smiling]

Gillian: "Can I help you?"
Zack: "Um greetings, ma'am. Are you Angeal's mother? Um my name is Zack."
Gillian: "Are you Zack, the puppy?"
Zack: "Excuse me?"
Gillian: [chuckles] "My son wrote to me once about you. Zero attention span, restless as a little puppy. " [chuckles again]
Zack: "Thanks, Angeal."

From Crisis Core - Final Fantasy VII

They will call me Zhao the Conqueror! Zhao the Moonslayer! Zhao the INVINCIBLE! *LEMUR NOOGIE!* Get it off! GET IT OFF! - Admiral Zhao

Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, I am a Muppet, not a Moopet! -Uncle Deadly

Heh, heh, heh. I am a lamp. - Count Morlock

"She looks like she dislocated her arse!"

-My Dad while watching Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

"Tell me something I don't know."

"Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself."

"Ok, tell me something else I don't know. Something less... Disturbing."

-Skipper and Kowalski

AUSTIN: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
FOXY: Tell me something I don't know.
AUSTIN: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
FOXY: What?
AUSTIN: That's something you don't know.

Roo: What is this doo-hickey?
Tigger: Why, that's no doo-hickey. It's a thing-a-ma-bob
-The Tigger Movie

Pinkie Pie: Oh my gosh. Hold on to your hooves – I am just about to be brilliant!

"You murdered Mickey Mouse! You pierced his heart!"
- my mother when she noticed a hole in my sock

"Another alien, they're everywhere... Are you one, too?"
- my mother while watching Men In Black during Will Smith's first scene with the last part directed at me

"I am the Tigger with no name!"
"And I am the Pooh with a name! If only I could remember what it was. Oh, bother."

- Tigger and Winnie the Pooh