The Quote Thread

I'm thinking of something green, small, and hops on the ground...
My avatar: "Is it me?"
Me: "No, a grasshopper."

"Anything from the grill, Jill?"
"No, meat makes me ill."
- The Muppets Take Manhattan

Tracy: "I saw a hooker stab a clown!"

"It’s soon!"
"Pardon me?"
*Jumping up and down* "You said we should have another party soon, and… it’s soon! Here’s your invitation!"
*Picks it up with her magic and reads it* “You’re invited to ‘Gummy’s After-Birthday’ party. This afternoon at 3 o’clock.”
"All our bestest friends are invited, and there’s gonna be dancing, and games, and cake, and ice-cream, and punch!!!"
"...This afternoon? As in, this afternoon this afternoon?"
"Yes, indeedy!"
"Oh, gosh. I wish I could make it, but I’ve gotten a bit behind in my studies." *Smiles nervously and creates a pile of books with her magic* "I’ve really gotta hit the books."
"I understand. Your studies come first. But don’t worry, we’ll be sure to save you some cake."
"Please do."
*Starting to walk away* "Oh! And Twilight, you shouldn’t hit the books. You should really just read them."
"I’ll keep that in mind."

-Pinkie trying inviting Twilight to another party while her friends keep a secret from her.

These T-shirts were tested on animals. They didn't fit. - Top Gear T-shirt Tag

Well, this is the end, beautiful friends. After more than 11 years, this is Toonami's final broadcast. It's been a lot of fun, and we'd like to thank each and every one of you who made this journey with us. Toonami wouldn't have been anything without you. Hopefully we've left you with some good memories. So, until we meet again, stay gold. Bang

tom 4, on his last sign off intill may 26! its back guiys!

♪"Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys,
Oh so very round and super chunky!
Bringing love where ever they go,
Everything is made of a big rain-bow!
Oh red and orange, and pink and blue,
Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys,
We. Love. YOU~!"♪

-A song from K.N.D that I suddenly remembered two days ago.

Tracy: (being booed by the crew) "You're boos aren't scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts!"

*Chuckling*"Th-they're not mermaids; they're dugongs!"

-Nigel Thornberry

[to Remy referring to his home]
Linguini: So this is it. It's not much but it's, y'know... not much -Ratatouille

"WOOF, WOOF!" ~ A dog

♪"Well, my heart is about to burst,
My head is about to pop!"♪


"That's....very disturbing."

-My recation to Cornelius Hackl singing "Dancing" from Hello Dolly!

Up your heart. Follow your dreams. Don't fear failure. T.O.M 2.0

Sailor Moon: "Ini kawatte otiokyo!" and "Tsukino hikari wa ai no message."

Ah, another toonami fan? IT'S OVER 9000!- DBz

I perfer the Sailor Moon manga more the the anime. It's much
more actiony and dramatic.

"MY BEAAAANS!"

-Lumpy Space Princess when Finn knocks over her can of food.

"Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! I tink I'll do my favorite mean thing of all! I'll bang on Oscuh's can, and bodda him! *Bang* Ha-ha-ha1 *Bang* Ha-ha-ha! *Bang* Ha-ha-ha! ~ Gordon in Oscar's dream

"SpongeBob, why? Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?! Why didn't you just write your essay?!?! STOP WASTING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!"

-SpongeBob's pineapple house burning from the inside.

"What's Muppetman?"
*Beat*
"How many times I gotta tell ya'?"

- Walter and Rowlf

"...Wait a minute, I can't be a fireman! I don't even know how to start a fire!"

-Wembley after a talk with the Trash Heap.